The E-bay thread

[smaz]

A few people have posted some links to ebay with air guitars, strings and ghosts, so why not see what shit we can dig up? Post links to the best, or worst, ebay auctions, that you've gotta be a fool to buy.

I'll start off with an invisible car....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=73258&item=5939326661&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

Not too fantastic, but I'll find better.

Do your best! Or worst.........

[smaz]

Or smash a glass and sell it..........

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=86694&item=6135867395&rd=1

[smaz]

Or another air guitar, yet this time raising money for Cancer Research U.K. Right......................

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2384&item=3767005091&rd=1

[David Van Via]

Ok this is wierd, why would you want this?

WTF???

[lms2]

Maybe Dave will read this and become inspired to auction an evening of entertainment of sorts...

does he have a favorite charity?

[smaz]

Yeah, I think the charity's names Ed. He lets him use his songs when Ed wants to release a best of so that they'll sell more copies and Eds beer money increases again

[sambo]

hmmm, don't know about this one..

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5541280723&rd=1

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Featured Link...:

In lieu of the current grandfather's ghost marketing going on, ( the story of which was featured on CNN ) I began to wonder if I had any ghosts haunting me to sell. I realized that the only real ghost that plagues, haunts and torments me to no end is that of my own personal past!
If I could only sell this past and personify it in some symbolic way, then I could really move on unencumbered and go on to fulfill my greater destiny. I want very much to become a working visual artist, still my percieved need for 'security' along with the adopted misconception that artists must be starving has so far prevented me from mustering the courage to pursue this route. This fear manifests in the form of working odd jobs and selling jewelry to make ends meet, I now realize that it is not my 'true' purpose on this earth. I feel that on some level I blame my past experiences for my own present insecurities that enslave me to continue on with my current path. Like many people I was born into an economically challenged environment, I was ousted out of the High School for the Arts and ended up in one of the toughest most violent schools in Baltimore city. I never again recieved any kind of artistic training. I come from a long line of highly creative people, none of whom have ever truly believed in themselves enough to conquer their fears and pursue their real artistic dreams. I have come to understand that I have unconsciously accepted these limiting beliefs for the better part of my little long life. I really must find the courage to move on!

I feel I have talent & a strong desire to be successful, somehow and someway. All I lack now is the time and funds to pursue my dream with.

In selling the ghost of my past self I will then 'give up the ghost' that prevents me from seeing myself as an artist. I will take it as a sign from the universe to go forward into my new future and pursue artwork full time.

I will be able to tell my Self that my past ghost is now living with you, and if you feel like writing a letter to my present self to such effect that is completely up to you, but it would of course be well recieved.

THE WINNING BIDDER OF THIS AUCTION WILL RECIEVE:

(I can even gift wrap it if you like.)

1. A picture of the ghost of my past self-

2. A list of my past regrets & wishes for the future.

3. A piece of my handmade gemstone jewelry that will represent my own unfulfilling past,

4. Every year once a year for 3 years straight on the anniversary of this auction's end an original work of my own choosing or print of your choice from the images below piece signed and matted. If I manage to fulfill my dream and become a well known artist this all could become quite valuable! The winning bidder could also think of this as a kind of an artist's grant. Included below are various examples of my artwork. I would be happy to answer any questions about my past or artwork that anyone might have.

GIVE THE GIFT OF PERSONAL GROWTH TO AN ARTIST THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!

Thank you world and Happy Bidding!!!

[rustoffa]

E T Head in Nutri Grain Cereal

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5540221328

You are bidding on a Bizarre ET Head found in Nutri Grain Cereal packet. Not endorsed by Kellogg's in any way!!! Un-milked and in pristine condition. Will suit Collector or Hungry Kid. Would prefer you didn't "phone home" but email all questions. Posted in small protective box. Will post worldwide but unwilling to post to other planets! Pick up would be considered

[Flash Bastard]

Re: E T Head in Nutri Grain Cereal

Originally posted by rustoffa
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5540221328

You are bidding on a Bizarre ET Head found in Nutri Grain Cereal packet. Not endorsed by Kellogg's in any way!!! Un-milked and in pristine condition. Will suit Collector or Hungry Kid. Would prefer you didn't "phone home" but email all questions. Posted in small protective box. Will post worldwide but unwilling to post to other planets! Pick up would be considered

Looks like E.T.'s corpse after laying in the desert for a few weeks.

[Flash Bastard]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58385&item=5345327435&rd=1

Used Panties left after party

I operate a particular discrete stretched Limousine service in the west Midlands, and following an interesting journey in October where a blond girl celebrating her 21st Birthday was treated to a limousine ride to remember by her boyfriend and his best mate. But she left a souvenir of the journey, a pair of her panties that were removed shortly after the fun and games started.

Please do not hesitate to contact me for more details

Of course to stay within Ebay regulations, I can't sell the exact pair because they have seen to much action, but you will be sent an uncannily similar pair!

Delivery to you by 1st class post and sealed in an airtight plastic bag for extra freshness.

[Ally_Kat]

I lost my Imaginary Friend to an imaginary auto accident. I have his ghost with me and, since I am getting married soon, my girlfriend has told me that he needs to go to someone else so they too can enjoy his company.

He will come with his own "security blanket" (which also turns into a pillow...its called a quillo) so he should be no trouble. (I have attached a picture of his blanket because taking a picture of him, no matter what settings I use on the camera, has been impossible!) He is cute and he does have a nice smile though!

He has always been very kind and considerate and is alot of fun if you just take the time to know him!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5541480676&rd=1

[Ally_Kat]

37 Images of EX GIRLFRIEND Digital Nudes Pin Ups BLONDE



You are looking at an auction that consists of 37 digital pics of my ex-girlfriend who has fully natural 34DD breasts!!! I am not putting up many of these auctions so bid while you can! Pictures will be e-mailed within 24 hours of payment.

This auction is not pornographic, and does not violate eBay guidelines! These pictures are no different than any of the vintage pin ups available all throughout eBay

Well worth the $3.99, plus NO SHIPPING CHARGES!

PLEASE E-MAIL ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS

I will only accept PayPal for this auction!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5541777683&rd=1

[Ally_Kat]

Friendship with 18 year old girl. (friend/girlfriend)



Hi Boys and Girlies

I'm Kate. I'm 19 in a month and wanted to try and make some new friends before then! This auction is for my friendship which will include emails and msn chats as often as you like.

I'm currently studying art and am online most of the time doing "research" so will be able to chat to you whenever you're online too.

Im a very outgoing girl and will do anything for a laugh. some of my hobbies include Art, Shopping, Horse riding - i love all animals, and anything creative. Im up for anything and would love to talk to you about your interests.

Any questions, please ask.

Look forward to hearing from you,

Kate xxx

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5540269570&rd=1

[Flash Bastard]

YES! MORE BREASTS!

Good work Ally.

[sambo]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2254&item=4057280806&rd=1

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