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  • Flash Bastard

    Fuck Fuck Fuck

    What's with all the self-censorship here? It's not frig or fack or fugging....

    It's spelled fuck. As in "I hate my fucking job" or "I'm glad the guy who killed Dimebag is fucking dead"

    Let me demonstrate how to use the word fuck properly......

    "Sammy Hagar is fucking useless"

    "John Kerry is a fucking idiot"

    "I fucked Steve Savicki's sister"

    "If I had a sister I'd let POJO fuck her"

    "Alex Van Halen is a fucking pussy"

    "Ally Kat never fucking logs out"
  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12968

    #2
    <marquee scrollamount=9 direction=up>FUCK!!!!!</marquee>


    I fucking love that word!!!

    Agreed, we all need to fucking say "fuck" a lot more fucking often.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Flash Bastard

      #3
      That's the spirit!!!

      Max fucking rocks.

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      • Warham
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 14587

        #4
        Just Fuck It

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12968

          #5
          So does Flash Bastard!!!! A FUCKING stellar name, btw.

          How could we all diss the greatest pleasure in life?

          FUCKING!!!!!

          Last edited by MAX; 12-11-2004, 11:08 PM.
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • Northern Girl
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3955

            #6
            Wanna fuck?





            Yeah, let's fuck!!
            Same ole song and dance...

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            • MAX
              Rotharmy Gladiator

              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12968

              #7
              Fuck the fuck out of me!!!!!
              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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              • MAX
                Rotharmy Gladiator

                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12968

                #8
                Which is more arousing?

                She grabs you by the back of your neck, squeezes, pulls, grabs your hair and says:

                "I WAN'T YOU TO FUCK ME SO HARD!!!!"

                or..........................

                She says:

                "Please make soft and gentle love to me........."

                Personally, I like pleasure spiked with pain.
                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                • Flash Bastard

                  #9
                  So many uses for the word Fuck.

                  I'd be lost without it.

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                  • Ozzy Fudd
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1667

                    #10
                    Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck

                    Originally posted by Flash Bastard
                    What's with all the self-censorship here? It's not frig or fack or fugging....

                    It's spelled fuck. As in "I hate my fucking job" or "I'm glad the guy who killed Dimebag is fucking dead"

                    Let me demonstrate how to use the word fuck properly......

                    "Sammy Hagar is fucking useless"

                    "John Kerry is a fucking idiot"

                    "I fucked Steve Savicki's sister"

                    "If I had a sister I'd let POJO fuck her"

                    "Alex Van Halen is a fucking pussy"

                    "Ally Kat never fucking logs out"
                    An just cuz i can.......

                    A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
                    attractive woman standing alone. He approached her
                    and asked her name.

                    "My name is Carmen," she told him.

                    "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Did your
                    mother give it to you?"

                    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects
                    the things I like most in life: cars and men."

                    They continued to talk and finally she asked his
                    name.

                    "Beerfuck," he answered.

                    Howya like me now lol
                    Roth Army MP
                    Originally posted by Panamark
                    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                    Originally posted by JAY HALE
                    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                    • rustoffa
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8943

                      #11
                      I don't fucking understand or fucking give a motherfucking fuck about the motherfucking uptight motherfuckers who have a fucking problem with the word "fuck". Baby fucking whales are sucking on motherfucking tailpipes while uptight motherfuckers just fucking focus on fucking bullshit like the motherfucking word "fuck". I'm so fucking sick of motherfucking political fucking correctness, I could fucking puke like a motherfucker. Would it fucking kill motherfuckers to just fucking loosen up a bit and fucking focus on any fucking number of larger motherfucking problems at fucking hand? Fuck those fucking uptight motherfuckers.

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                      • Katydid
                        I am a Giant CUNT
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 2374

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
                        An just cuz i can.......

                        A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
                        attractive woman standing alone. He approached her
                        and asked her name.

                        "My name is Carmen," she told him.

                        "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Did your
                        mother give it to you?"


                        That must have been my Spanish friend Yolanda. When we go out she calls herself Carmen (her sister's name)...only she says "Cars and mens."





                        "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects
                        the things I like most in life: cars and men."

                        They continued to talk and finally she asked his
                        name.

                        "Beerfuck," he answered.

                        Howya like me now lol


                        Some guy pulled that on her...she cursed all the way home in Spanish.

                        One time some guy said, "hello, you can call me Big Jim." I said, "Well, just call me big Katie." He looked at my boobs and 19" waist and said, "I can see why."

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                        • MAX
                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12968

                          #13
                          Get the fuck out of here Polly........... Polly, Polly!!!!!
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • Ally_Kat
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7608

                            #14
                            Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck

                            Originally posted by Flash Bastard

                            "Ally Kat never fucking logs out"
                            haha! No, I don't, which makes my name stay on the who's online for forever. What the FUCK is up with that? :p

                            Although, I wasn't here for all of Thursday eveining and all of Friday
                            Roth Army Militia

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                            • MAX
                              Rotharmy Gladiator

                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12968

                              #15
                              Re: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck

                              Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                              haha! No, I don't, which makes my name stay on the who's online for forever. What the FUCK is up with that? :p

                              Although, I wasn't here for all of Thursday eveining and all of Friday
                              You were obviously busy making homemade ice cream, eh?
                              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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