Monster Elephant Cocks

[PHOENIX]

Hello everybody. Seems like all the old posters are crawling outta the woodwork. Nice to see this place back up.

So here's my "Rumour" for the day.


I heard that the New Van Hagar album will be dedicated to all the MONSTER ELEPHANT COCKS who've supported the band over the years. A fitting title i do believe and a great tribute to all those gay ass fags over at the LINKS.


Bring it on Bitches. Bring it on.

[flappo]

[Elitest]

Penix doesnt need to post Porn.....

He IS Porn.......

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Elitest
Penix doesnt need to post Porn.....

He IS Porn.......

You are a goddess! Where do you live?

[Panamark]

Phoenix ! Orright !

I laughed like shit when I heard that the new album would only be two new Hagar songs bundled on a "Best of" album.
(And thats only if this proceeds) spammy has just said in
some other shit article that there is no reunion on the horizon.
So Im sure the Sheep have their fleecy woolen underpants in
a very large bunch at the moment.

[hitch1969©]

VIVA VAN HAGAR™!!!!

motherFUCKERS!!

uh uhuh uhuhh uhuuh

cunt!!

=h69=

[Elitest]

great avatar Hitch

[Big Worm]

GODDAMN ITS GOOD TO BE HOME AINT IT FELLAS?

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Big Worm
GODDAMN ITS GOOD TO BE HOME AINT IT FELLAS?

Dude welcome back and post some porn.

[azcrdnal]

fuck yeah it great to be back

[azcrdnal]

hitch rules

[azcrdnal]

and i no who is the cunt

[azcrdnal]

i need to stop bableing

[Figs]

"Duct-tape"? I'll give him a fuckin' "Duct-tape"! I come down with the fuckin' duct-tape, and I'll show him where to stuff it, up his fuckin' ass! Stupid asshole! All I do is come down and solve his fuckin' problems and he gives me the fuckin' duct-tape! Stupid fucker! I hate that guy!