Eddie drunk at Dimebag's funeral

[John Holmes]

A few buddies who have been there reported me in ICQ Eddie was completely wasted.

http://www.doctorsecrets.com/your-ears-nose-throat/alcoholic-picture.gif

Another confirmation came from Blabbermouth:

"Van Halen shared the stage with guitarist Zakk Wylde, the two downing shots of liquor as they talked about their rock comrade. "

"On the other hand it was also sad to see Eddie Van Halen in the shape he was in. There's a point when being drunk just isn't funny and Eddie Van Halen was at that point tonight"

"He was rude and abnoxious and wouldn't give Zakk Wylde one second to talk. If I was Zakk I would of gave Ed a good sock in the mouth to shut him the hell up"

"The memorial was sweet, but I didnt like the way an obviously distraught Rex was rushed off the stage. But [the city of] Arlington does have curfew laws and they couldn't very well rush Eddie fucking Van Halen offstage"

"Eddie Van Halen was there and so was Zakk Wylde and they were both pretty buzzed from drinking".

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=30396

http://www.raypasnen.net/Drunkman%20and%20Bounce.jpg

[John Holmes]

Another guy says:

"When Eddie came out and stole the thunder from what was beggining to be a very good tribute from Zakk, it was really obnoxious. It almost seemed like Eddie realized that the world may not be revolving around him for a few minutes and he had to fix that. It broke out into almost an Abbott and Costello routine between he and Zakk. There were a few times I thought Zakk was going to kick Eddie's ass. He didn't seem entirely amused by the whole thing.
"

http://stunned.net/drunk-man.jpg

[ashstralia]

why am i not surprised:rolleyes:

[frets5150]

COME ON WILL YOU GUYS CUT THE FUCKIN SHIT ALREADY HE PAID HIS RESPECTS TO D.D AND THAT WAS IT .ED WAS DRINKING AND SO WAS ZAKK BIG DEAL. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EDDIE REALLY NEEDED A GOOD STIFF DRINK!!! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE TURNED INTO A FUCKIN CIRCUS.

[VanRoth]

Originally posted by frets5150
COME ON WILL YOU GUYS CUT THE FUCKIN SHIT ALREADY HE PAID HIS RESPECTS TO D.D AND THAT WAS IT .ED WAS DRINKING AND SO WAS ZAKK BIG DEAL. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EDDIE REALLY NEEDED A GOOD STIFF DRINK!!! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE TURNED INTO A FUCKIN CIRCUS.

Totally agree!
Sometimes people a big deal out of nothing. This is rock'n'roll after all.
DD Liked drinking as well.

[frets5150]

Thank you already sure Ed was a drunkin mess on this tour but enough is enough already If it was DLR bet you no stink would be made.

[Jesterstar]

I think the point being made about Eddie realizing the world didn't revolve around him and him trying to get it back on track was a good one. Eddie at this point is more of a Joke than the idea Sammy Hagar was a good replacement for David Lee Roth

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by frets5150
Thank you already sure Ed was a drunkin mess on this tour but enough is enough already If it was DLR bet you no stink would be made.

dave's got CLASS...even if he gets drunk...

[VanRoth]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
dave's got CLASS...even if he gets drunk...

Do you have to defend Roth everytime?
No offense, but that sounds gay..ish
I do prefer Roth over the VH sisters, but come on, man

[DavidLeeNatra]

no...I just compare drunk roth (US-fest) with drunk ed...

[VanRoth]

You're right about that!
I dont meant to be rude, sorry!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by frets5150
Thank you already sure Ed was a drunkin mess on this tour but enough is enough already If it was DLR bet you no stink would be made.

Diamond Dave ain't known for being a fucking alcoholic. Dave ain't no wino, buddy.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by VanRoth
You're right about that!
I dont meant to be rude, sorry!

everything's fine...peace ;)

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by VanRoth
Totally agree!
Sometimes people a big deal out of nothing. This is rock'n'roll after all.
DD Liked drinking as well.

Kurt Cobain was a fucking junkie, I don't think that means everybody's supposed to publicly shot up heroin at his fucking funeral.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Kurt Cobain was a fucking junkie, I don't think that means everybody's supposed to publicly shot up heroin at his fucking funeral.

LMFAO !!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Kurt Cobain was a fucking junkie, I don't think that means everybody's supposed to publicly shot up heroin at his fucking funeral.

BTW...any pics, JH?

[John Holmes]

http://www.chem.uwec.edu/Scott/junkie.jpg

Here's a junkie smurf who attended Kurt Cobain's funeral.

Kurt liked hard dope. So it was normal at his funeral to be junkies and shot up heroin.

Dimebag was an heavy drinker. It's normal Eddie was completely wasted out of his mind when he honoured Dime's passing. Eddie actually thought he was at a Wal-Mart's toilet, where he honoured Jimmy Page's passing last week. Jimmy Page isn't dead? Exactly.

At my funeral, everybody knew I was a pornstar. So everybody got hard, the chicksgot wet, and started fucking, a big fucking orgy to honour my passing.

Please, give VanRoth the golden Mongoloid of 2004.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by frets5150
COME ON WILL YOU GUYS CUT THE FUCKIN SHIT ALREADY HE PAID HIS RESPECTS TO D.D AND THAT WAS IT .ED WAS DRINKING AND SO WAS ZAKK BIG DEAL. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EDDIE REALLY NEEDED A GOOD STIFF DRINK!!!

Alcohol and drugs don't help solving problems. Expecially those like this that can't be solved.


[B]WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE TURNED INTO A FUCKIN CIRCUS.

Because it is! Have you ever attended the funeral of a relative of yours and shown up completely wasted out of your brains? Do you think that's respectful?

[Fabulous Shadow]

OMG! Ed was DRUNK??? Geeze thats odd considering he is an ALCHOLIC!!! Guess what, when your an alcoholic 9 times out of 10 you'll be intoxicated! Why is it that we have to mention it everytime he is seen in public?

As for being drunk at funerals... It happend! Hell in Ireland the wakes are just another reason to tie one on.

[tucsonclay]

HAHHA the fuckin smurf with the heroin is classic man....funny!

[Fabulous Shadow]

from MTV News...

Thousands Gather To Mourn Dimebag Darrell
12.15.2004 9:49 AM EST

Eddie Van Halen, Jerry Cantrell among those who attended memorial service Tuesday.
Vinnie Paul at the Dimebag Darrell memorial in Arlington, Texas, Tuesday night
Photo: Paul Buck

Several thousand fans and friends gathered at the Arlington Convention Center in Arlington, Texas, Tuesday night to mourn Damageplan/ Pantera guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott.

The inside of the cavernous convention center was filled with
flowers and oversized magazine covers featuring Abbott, according to The Dallas Morning News. Among the musicians on hand to pay tribute were guitarists Zakk Wylde and Eddie Van Halen.

"I'm here for the same reason as everyone else, to give some love back," said Van Halen, who, along with Wylde, reportedly downed shots of booze as he spoke.

"This guy was full of life. He lived and breathed rock and roll." Van Halen held his cell phone up to the microphone and played a profanity-laced message left by an excited Abbott after a concert he played with Van Halen.

"I just wanted to give you a ... call to tell you thank you so ... much, man, for the most awesome, uplifting, euphoric, spiritual rock and roll extravaganza ever," Abbott said in the message to Van Halen, according to reports.

"A whole part of my life is gone," said Wylde, described as red-eyed and visibly upset.

Former Alice in Chains guitarist Jerry Cantrell was among the performers at the event, which also featured tributes from Abbott's ex-Pantera bandmate Rex Brown and the guitarist's brother, Damageplan/ Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul.

Paul took the stage, patted a cardboard cut-out of his brother holding a guitar and encouraged the fans to yell "Dimebag!," according to an Associated Press report. He told the crowd that Abbott gave it his all during every show and "went down" doing what he loved.

A private funeral for Abbott — who was among four people shot and killed during a Damageplan concert at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio, on December 8 (see "Dimebag Darrell, Four Others Killed In Ohio Concert Shooting") — was held earlier in the day; Cantrell also reportedly performed at the funeral. Much as they did at a vigil outside Alrosa Villa, fans gathered in the parking lot of the convention center before the memorial to drink beer and crank out Pantera and Damageplan tunes, according to the Morning News report.

"Let us remember his happiness," Nick Bowcott, former guitarist with the metal band Grim Reaper, told the crowd. "He never lost sight of where he came from. He started as a fan, and he was always a fan." The ceremony also featured screenings of music videos and home movies.

Former Pantera vocalist Phil Anselmo — who publicly feuded with Abbott for the past few years and is featured on the cover of the latest issue of Metal Hammer saying that Darrell should be "severely beaten" in an interview conducted before the guitarist's murder — was reportedly barred from the service. Other attendees included former Alice in Chains bassist Mike Inez, ex-Fear Factory guitarist Dino Cazares and Slipknot members Jim Root, Corey Taylor and Paul Gray.

[light 'em up!]

Originally posted by John Holmes
There's a point when being drunk just isn't funny and Eddie Van Halen was at that point tonight

Ed hasn't been sober in over 25 years.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by light 'em up!
Ed hasn't been sober in over 25 years.

But he claimed the contrary.


GW: These last few months have been difficult for the band.
Eddie:Yeah, the last three months have been a full plate-and a few desserts I didn't plan on ordering. There had been a variety of conflicts brewing between Sammy and the band since I quit drinking on October 2,1994. Then things really came to a head when we began work on the soundtrack to the movie Twister.It got so bad that I actually started drinking again.

Eddie:I said, "Sammy, if you're not here at the studio by six o' clock tomorrow, don't ever bother coming back." The next day, he showed up like nothing had ever happened-like he hadn't yelled and screamed at me. Did he think I was some idiot who didn't remember what had happened the night before? I'm sober now, dude.

http://www.vhnd.com/archive/press/gw1296.html


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[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
[B][i]"This guy was full of life. He lived and breathed rock and roll." Van Halen held his cell phone up to the microphone and played a profanity-laced message left by an excited Abbott after a concert he played with Van Halen.

"I just wanted to give you a ... call to tell you thank you so ... much, man, for the most awesome, uplifting, euphoric, spiritual rock and roll extravaganza ever," Abbott said in the message to Van Halen, according to reports.


So using a funeral to show how great Van Halen is?

Lovely.

[frets5150]

If Ed did'nt show up you guys would be sayin shit about that. Zakk was drunk i don't see anyone saying shit about him.I will say that this whole tour and Ed's playin was a fuckin disaster.But it seems like you just can't wait for something to happen to start bashin Ed. As far as dave goes i am a roth fan with that being say do you know how many times
he was so drunk he could not continue so call it like it is.Ed's a drunk
what are you gonna do.

[byte]

Originally posted by John Holmes
But he claimed the contrary.


GW: These last few months have been difficult for the band.
Eddie:Yeah, the last three months have been a full plate-and a few desserts I didn't plan on ordering. There had been a variety of conflicts brewing between Sammy and the band since I quit drinking on October 2,1994. Then things really came to a head when we began work on the soundtrack to the movie Twister.It got so bad that I actually started drinking again.

Eddie:I said, "Sammy, if you're not here at the studio by six o' clock tomorrow, don't ever bother coming back." The next day, he showed up like nothing had ever happened-like he hadn't yelled and screamed at me. Did he think I was some idiot who didn't remember what had happened the night before? I'm sober now, dude.

http://www.vhnd.com/archive/press/gw1296.html




Yeah ... according to that part of Sammy's autobiography that got posted here some time ago, that's a complete lie from Eddie, and that he never was sober. Probably the only instance I can think of where Sammy was actually right about something.

[Thetruthbaby]

The difference is that DLR would not show up stinking drunk at somebody's funeral in front of the deceased person's family. No way, no how.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by frets5150
If Ed did'nt show up you guys would be sayin shit about that. Zakk was drunk i don't see anyone saying shit about him.

Zakk is a fucking stupid drunk. Everybody knows he's usually already wasted by noon. His shitty records prove the rumour right.

However, this is not a Zakk Wylde board so we don't need to talk shit about him. Not only he hasn't anything to do with Van Halen, but with Diamond Dave neither.



I will say that this whole tour and Ed's playin was a fuckin disaster.But it seems like you just can't wait for something to happen to start bashin Ed. As far as dave goes i am a roth fan with that being say do you know how many times
he was so drunk he could not continue so call it like it is.Ed's a drunk
what are you gonna do. [/B]

Nothing, we can't do nothing, apart from saying it.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/wasted.jpg

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
So using a funeral to show how great Van Halen is?

Lovely.

Typical Ed. The guy's got class. And alcohol. A lot of alcohol.

http://www.julianrichards.com/gallery/db/thumbs/db-p-thumb-rednecks.jpg

VAN HAGAR WORLD TOUR 2005 ( Sam is in the centre of the picture ).

[BARE BONE]

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[BARE BONE]

2.

[John Holmes]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=329779

Look at that idiot. Tongue-cancered and can't be around 5 minutes without a smoke. Poor piece of shit.

[frets5150]

Nothing, we can't do nothing, apart from saying it.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/wasted.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]


Ok but what good does it do to keep sayin it Ed's a drunk period.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by frets5150
Nothing, we can't do nothing, apart from saying it.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/wasted.jpg


Ok but what good does it do to keep sayin it Ed's a drunk period. [/B][/QUOTE]

Ed's a drunk period?

DLR7884
Sounds messy.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by frets5150
Nothing, we can't do nothing, apart from saying it.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/wasted.jpg

Ok but what good does it do to keep sayin it Ed's a drunk period. [/B]

Maybe his fat kid reads it and start trying to help his daddy out.

http://www.geocities.com/sfg4000pics2/Fatass.JPG

[manwiththedogs]

Every funeral/wake I`ve ever been to involved some level of alcohol consumption. People grieve in many different ways. For some, getting loaded is simply the only way they can deal.

[Brett]

Some of you are just miserable people.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
OMG! Ed was DRUNK??? Geeze thats odd considering he is an ALCHOLIC!!! Guess what, when your an alcoholic 9 times out of 10 you'll be intoxicated! Why is it that we have to mention it everytime he is seen in public?



Who the fuck are you to question what folks mention here? We'll talk shit about Ed any fucking day of the week. Just like he talks shit about Dave.
You're at the Roth Army. And most of us are pretty fucking pissed off at Ed right now, and rightfully so.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Who the fuck are you to question what folks mention here? We'll talk shit about Ed any fucking day of the week. Just like he talks shit about Dave.
You're at the Roth Army. And most of us are pretty fucking pissed off at Ed right now, and rightfully so.

Yep. :D

[rustoffa]

I'd like to take this opporotunity to dedicate Thorogood's "One bourbon,One scotch, and one beer" to Ed the drunk.

Drink up drunky-wunky!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Who the fuck are you to question what folks mention here? We'll talk shit about Ed any fucking day of the week. Just like he talks shit about Dave.
You're at the Roth Army. And most of us are pretty fucking pissed off at Ed right now, and rightfully so.

Yep, exactly. 5 stars for you.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Yep, exactly. 5 stars for you.

thanks...hey, I know you. ;)

5 stars for you too...you know, one for every other inch. ;)

[distortion9]

Eddie drunk at the supermarket....

Eddie drunk at the car wash....

Eddie drunk at the deli....

Really, what's it matter
anyone?

Eddie drunk at the funeral.....Makes perfect sense to me.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by distortion9
Eddie drunk at the supermarket...

Eddie drunk at the car wash....

Eddie drunk at the deli....

Really, what's it matter
anyone?

Eddie drunk at the funeral.....Makes perfect sense to me.

Eddie squeezes a shit at 5150 studios...

Eddie had a dump at a bar...

Eddie took a crap at a plushy restaurant...

Really, what's the matter with you guys?

Eddie shits in the coffin at a funeral... Does it make perfect sense to you too?

At least try to clear your act when you're attending a fucking funeral.

http://mayonnaise.ru/nebolei/drunkard.jpg

[distortion9]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Eddie squeezes a shit at 5150 studios...

Eddie had a dump at a bar...

Eddie took a crap at a plushy restaurant...

Really, what's the matter with you guys?

Eddie shits in the coffin at a funeral... Does it make perfect sense to you too?

At least try to clear your act when you're attending a fucking funeral.

http://mayonnaise.ru/nebolei/drunkard.jpg


When in Rome....

Pretty sure a guy named FUCKING DIMEBAG would be cool with some shots in his honor.

[Figs]

1

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

HAAHAHHAAAA

IZZAT EVH CRYIN LIKE A PUSSY ON THE ZAKKY-JACKEY?

BC!!
MAYBE THEY CAN RE-USE THE COFFIN FOR EDDIE IN A FEW WEEKS WHEN THOSE KAPOSIS SARCOMA SORES FULLY ENGULF HIM TO DEAF http://www.thebody.com/cfa/rita_summer03/cancer_hiv.html#aids_defining

[WOAHYEAH]

Meh, I think its cool. Shot of whiskey in the guys honor.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by distortion9
When in Rome....


Yup. Here in Rome even the lowest form of scum wouldn't do that at a funeral. You know, I am talking about the lowest form of humanity imaginable. A funeral is a funeral. You don't show up drunk at a funeral, you don't drink at a funeral, you bring your grief and respect to the defunct man/woman.

Of course, nobody here would have been put into a Kiss coffin, otherwise the priest would have kicked the coffin with the dead man inside out of the church.

If Jeff Porcaro wanted to be buried with his drumsticks, the only way in Rome would have been shoving them up his ass. You can't be so unrespectful.



Pretty sure a guy named FUCKING DIMEBAG would be cool with some shots in his honor.

The point is: Eddie can't live without a bottle. I understand drinking in honour of someone - not at a funeral, though - but the funeral was just an excuse for alcoholic Eddie to get his daily dose, actually.

http://public.srce.hr/prevencijaovisnosti/pictures/alcoholic.jpg

[distortion9]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Yup. Here in Rome even the lowest form of scum wouldn't do that at a funeral. You know, I am talking about the lowest form of humanity imaginable. A funeral is a funeral. You don't show up drunk at a funeral, you don't drink at a funeral, you bring your grief and respect to the defunct man/woman.

Of course, nobody here would have been put into a Kiss coffin, otherwise the priest would have kicked the coffin with the dead man inside out of the church.

If Jeff Porcaro wanted to be buried with his drumsticks, the only way in Rome would have been shoving them up his ass. You can't be so unrespectful.



The point is: Eddie can't live without a bottle. I understand drinking in honour of someone - not at a funeral, though - but the funeral was just an excuse for alcoholic Eddie to get loaded, actually.


You're not Irish are you.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by distortion9
You're not Irish are you.

Nope. Why?

[distortion9]

Look, I think Eddie is a drunken fucking bum just as much as the next guy.

But the point I'm trying to make is this....

In SOME circles, drinking at a funeral is perfectly acceptable. In some others...it's EXPECTED.

NYPD, FDNY, ANY AND EVERY Irish funeral, Bikers....and yes....gasp....rock stars.

Who's kidding who? It's not like they're putting the POPE in the ground.

DIMEBAG was a rowdy, beer drinking, middle finger pointing, pick-up driving, proudass redneck from TEXAS.

Ice cold Bud's and shot's of Jack for EVERYONE.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by distortion9
Look, I think Eddie is a drunken fucking bum just as much as the next guy.

But the point I'm trying to make is this....

In SOME circles, drinking at a funeral is perfectly acceptable. In some others...it's EXPECTED.

NYPD, FDNY, ANY AND EVERY Irish funeral, Bikers....and yes....gasp....rock stars.

Who's kidding who? It's not like they're putting the POPE in the ground.

DIMEBAG was a rowdy, beer drinking, middle finger pointing, pick-up driving, proudass redneck from TEXAS.

Ice cold Bud's and shot's of Jack for EVERYONE.

Ok. I don't understand this, I am sorry.

It's the funeral as an institution that I do respect, even if I am atheist. I am not talking about a religious thing, but an institution to salute a dead person. This is not an AA meeting.

If you want to turn everything into a fucking Circus, ok, go for it. But just don't deny the fact you're turned the extreme salute to a friend into a fucking Circus.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by distortion9

DIMEBAG was a rowdy, beer drinking, middle finger pointing, pick-up driving, proudass redneck from TEXAS.

Ice cold Bud's and shot's of Jack for EVERYONE.

So let's show him a middle finger while the coffin goes six feet under, let's nudge our balls, boast farts, spit on the coffin laughing and curse.

I mean, is this what we should do when we bury a redneck?

[jhale667]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Ok. I don't understand this, I am sorry.

It's the funeral as an institution that I do respect, even if I am atheist. I am not talking about a religious thing, but an institution to salute a dead person. This is not an AA meeting.

If you want to turn everything into a fucking Circus, ok, go for it. But just don't deny the fact you're turned the extreme salute to a friend into a fucking Circus.

But again, we're talking about DIME here, people...it was probably stated IN HIS WILL that everyone had to do "Blacktooth grin" shots (and probably a few bongloads) at the funeral.....in his boozing honor......may he rest in peace.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by jhale667
But again, we're talking about DIME here, people...it was probably stated IN HIS WILL that everyone had to do "Blacktooth grin" shots (and probably a few bongloads) at the funeral.....in his boozing honor......may he rest in peace.

Come on. Darrell was so young he surely didn't have a will, I am sure he didn't even ever think seriously about his passing away.

And Eddie is a fucking wino, father of a fat son, still.

http://www.garrettwalker.com/today_at/content/images/diarrhea.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by distortion9
Look, I think Eddie is a drunken fucking bum just as much as the next guy.

But the point I'm trying to make is this....

In SOME circles, drinking at a funeral is perfectly acceptable. In some others...it's EXPECTED.

NYPD, FDNY, ANY AND EVERY Irish funeral, Bikers....and yes....gasp....rock stars.

Who's kidding who? It's not like they're putting the POPE in the ground.

DIMEBAG was a rowdy, beer drinking, middle finger pointing, pick-up driving, proudass redneck from TEXAS.

Ice cold Bud's and shot's of Jack for EVERYONE.

First of all Eddie is a lying Dutchman.

Secondly, I thought they drank at the WAKE AFTER the funeral, not fucking show up half-in-the-bag.

[Nickdfresh]

Hell, I'm Irish and nobody drank at my funeral. A bunch of girls sure cried though!

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/kennedy/arlington.jpg

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
dave's got CLASS...even if he gets drunk...

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH SUMMED UP IN A SINGLE SENTENCE!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH SUMMED UP IN A SINGLE SENTENCE!

YUP. I second that.

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/h/Hagar_Sammy/sq-sammy-vma-02-one-on-one-mtv.jpg

Sammy sez: "I am not drinking alcohol anymore. I am on the cum diet. My Tequila? Everybody knows it's horse's urine - there's no alcohol in it".

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by John Holmes
YUP. I second that.

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/h/Hagar_Sammy/sq-sammy-vma-02-one-on-one-mtv.jpg

Sammy sez: "I am not drinking alcohol anymore. I am on the cum diet. My Tequila? Everybody knows it's horse's urine - there's no alcohol in it".

Are trying to imply that Sammy has no class?

[jhale667]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Come on. Darrell was so young he surely didn't have a will, I am sure he didn't even ever think seriously about his passing away.




Well, you have a point there. Dime was like, 2 months older than me, and I sure as shit don't sit around contemplating my death on a regular basis. I fully endorse people doing shots at my funeral, however. F that everybody sitting around crying and shit....I'd prefer someone celebrate my life rather than mourn my death.

[Ozzy Fudd]

“ Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Who the fuck are you to question what folks mention here? We'll talk shit about Ed any fucking day of the week. Just like he talks shit about Dave.
You're at the Roth Army. And most of us are pretty fucking pissed off at Ed right now, and rightfully so.



Originally posted by John Holmes
Yep, exactly. 5 stars for you.

rightly so and if i had not gave DG 5 stars already i would do now .
so john here is 5 for you.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Brett
Some of you are just miserable people.

is that some kind of copliment?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Who the fuck are you to question what folks mention here? We'll talk shit about Ed any fucking day of the week. Just like he talks shit about Dave.
You're at the Roth Army. And most of us are pretty fucking pissed off at Ed right now, and rightfully so.

yezzyezzyezzyezzyezz !!!

[Antman]

Not to get off topic, but was Phil Anselmo there? Has he made any comments about Darrell since his passing?

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Antman
Not to get off topic, but was Phil Anselmo there? Has he made any comments about Darrell since his passing?

No, he was banned from the memorial...

http://www.bravewords.com/news.html?id=21164

PHIL ANSELMO - "I Never Got A Chance To Say Goodbye ... And It Kills Me"

The following report is courtesy of Nola.com's Keith Spera:

The onstage killing of former bandmate "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott has left ex-PANTERA vocalist and north shore resident Phil Anselmo distraught and questioning his own future.

In a transcript of a videotaped statement released to the media Tuesday, Anselmo said: "People want my reaction to what happened. This is about Dimebag Darrell, purely Darrell. It's not about me or some . . . psycho that happened to destroy the most beautiful person, one of my best friends in the world."

Abbott, 38, was shot and killed Dec. 8 while performing with the hard rock band DAMAGEPLAN at a Columbus, Ohio, nightclub. Three other people, including Damageplan's chief of security, died after Nathan Gale, 25, opened fire with a handgun. Gale was an ex-Marine and metal fan reportedly angered by the band Pantera's breakup. He was shot and killed by a police officer responding to 911 calls.

Anselmo and Abbott spent 15 years touring the world together in Pantera.

Pantera didn't achieve widespread success until Anselmo, a New Orleans native, joined about 1989. Pantera sold more than 10 million albums, collected two Grammy nominations and inspired legions of aspiring hard rock bands. But by 2002, Anselmo, Darrell Abbott and his brother Vinnie Paul Abbott, the band's drummer, had become estranged as Anselmo devoted more time to other projects.

In 2003, they confirmed that Pantera had disbanded, as the two camps exchanged accusations in the hard rock press. Anselmo was at home on the north shore last week when Abbott was killed. As OZZY OSBOURNE, Paul Stanley of KISS, Brian May of QUEEN and other rock icons memorialized Abbott, a devastated Anselmo made no public comment until Tuesday.

Anselmo's statement says that "the heavy metal media destroyed Pantera." He laments that he "never got a chance to say goodbye (to Abbott) in the right way and it kills me, and I'm so sorry."

Anselmo traveled to Dallas for Abbott's funeral. But he ended up not attending "to respect the (Abbott) family's wishes, and they do not want me there. I believe I belong there, but I understand completely. I wish his family the least grief they could ever have, and I know it's impossible. Just bless his family, bless his friends. I love him like a brother loves a brother. . . . I'm so sorry to his family and everyone else who was senselessly killed in Columbus, Ohio."

His statement hints at an uncertain professional future.

"This has changed the entire world, and this is the last you'll be seeing of me for a long time."

[Antman]

That's too bad he was barred from the memorial. People have their differences. It's human nature. But it just goes to show that life's too short to be angry and or hold a grudge. They say time heals all wounds, but not in this case. I am shocked and saddened by Darrell's death, even though I was not a fan of his music. I do respect Darrell's talent and his contributions to the rock community. The fact is, a 38 year old was killed for absolutely no reason, as were the other victims that night. Regardless of the circumstances or who they were, it is a tragedy anyway you look at it. Five lives were lost that night, but countless others will be changed forever, including Phil Anselmo's. I respect the Abbott's family's wishes to not have Anselmo attend, but I feel for him too. It's one thing to lose a friend or family member but it's even harder when they leave and you have regrets about not picking up the phone, visiting or trying yo make ammends.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
So using a funeral to show how great Van Halen is?

Lovely.

I hate to admit it, but I agree with Sesh. I thought playing that call with DD complimenting ED was kinda self serving... On top of the fact that ED turned him down and didnt go...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Antman
That's too bad he was barred from the memorial. People have their differences. It's human nature. But it just goes to show that life's too short to be angry and or hold a grudge. They say time heals all wounds, but not in this case. I am shocked and saddened by Darrell's death, even though I was not a fan of his music. I do respect Darrell's talent and his contributions to the rock community. The fact is, a 38 year old was killed for absolutely no reason, as were the other victims that night. Regardless of the circumstances or who they were, it is a tragedy anyway you look at it. Five lives were lost that night, but countless others will be changed forever, including Phil Anselmo's. I respect the Abbott's family's wishes to not have Anselmo attend, but I feel for him too. It's one thing to lose a friend or family member but it's even harder when they leave and you have regrets about not picking up the phone, visiting or trying yo make ammends.

I think it was good he was banned. I guess he stated that DD should be hunted and beaten for breaking up the band. He sent a message to this deranged fan as far as I am concerned. You can't make statements like that.

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think it was good he was banned. I guess he stated that DD should be hunted and beaten for breaking up the band. He sent a message to this deranged fan as far as I am concerned. You can't make statements like that.

So a statement by Anselmo that is just now being published later this week somehow caused that idiot to kill Dimebag eight days ago?

Your logic escapes me.

[Flash Bastard]

But I do agree in light of his comments he not be allowed into the service. Behaved like a cunt, he did.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
So a statement by Anselmo that is just now being published later this week somehow caused that idiot to kill Dimebag eight days ago?

Your logic escapes me.

No no... Fabolous is right. He is referring to this message, which happened a week or so before Dime was killed :


Original Phil Anselmo message
PHILIP ANSELMO: 'DIMEBAG DARRELL Deserves To Be Beaten Severely' - Dec. 1, 2004


In a lengthy interview published in the "Xmas 2004" issue of Metal Hammer magazine, ex-PANTERA/curent SUPERJOINT RITUAL frontman Philip Anselmo spoke extensively about the breakup of his previous band and the status of all of his musical projects, among many other topics. Several excerpts from the interview follow:

On Dimebag Darrell and Vinnie Paul's claim that Philip left PANTERA without telling them he was leaving:

"Well, they have phones as well. And they weren't communicating with me. Their way of communication was through, so they would send their errand girl to call me up and see where my head was at. Now that was pretty offensive, so I didn't play that game, and time passed. And I don't let time pass, I have to do something, I can't sit on my ass and just do nothing, I have to do something, and it must be musical. When I don't use my gift I become defunct and I become clumsy and I become useless. It's a terrible feeling to be that vulnerable.

"When you use your gift, you're on top of the world. You feel worth something, you know? You feel that you've done something, and you have, you've created. I've done that with many, many, many bands on my own time, and I was always there whenever PANTERA called to do the next record, the next tour, whatever it took, and I was always 100% there."

On what went wrong with PANTERA:

"Through devotion to and scheduling with PANTERA, a lot of things got pushed to the side — and the incarnation of other great bands like DOWN which I was part of took a lot of time and whatnot. Everything has its turn, and when it was SUPERJOINT RITUAL's turn, I felt at the time that PANTERA had done its greatest tour we'd ever done, which was with SLAYER and MORBID ANGEL in the United States. We were in Ireland when the 9/11 terrorist attacks took place in New York. We were stuck there for seven or eight days and the tour was called off because of the turbulence. After that it seemed there was a great… distancing.

"I think, more or less, it lies between Dimebag and I. There was never a point when he could not get drunk. Which was pretty much every day. And now I'm hearing it's worse than ever.

"He would attack me, vocally. And just knowing that he was so much smaller than me I could kill him like a [bleep]' piece of vapor, you know, he would turn into vapour — his chin would, at least, if I [bleep]' smacked it. And he knows that. The world should know that. So physically, of course, he deserves to be beaten severely.

"But of course, that's criminal and I won't do such a thing… Really, I just let him prattle on. I grew very tired of it very quickly, and whenever it came up, like it has come up today, I just chose to wish them the best of luck. And in all honesty I really wish that they would be men, which is very hard for them, figuring that they were living in their mother's house until they're 30 years old. In comparison, I was on the street by choice at the age of 15, living anywhere I could — but living, and successfully living, through my will."

On what it was that caused his friendship with Dimebag Darrell to turn sour:

"I think that there's a lot inside of Darrell… from what I've seen of Dimebag in the past, he had some great tragedy in his family, and of course that's Vinnie's family as well. I don't think that they were ever given or ever allowed time to really heal from that. The anger and the hatred and the drunken nights of just screaming in my face, with me sitting there taking it and holding both of my hands just to not hit the guy… I grew weary of that. I was sick of being his whipping post, y'know, and I just politely, or unpolitely, excused myself.

"I think I proved clearly to everybody what I was in PANTERA! And what I was was a unique, unbelievably magnetic frontman that had not been around since the days of Robert Plant and Ozzy Osbourne. I am one in a million. . . I have staying power! I have a devoted following that would do anything for me! Anything that I say. And there's not many people that can say that, that are in my position.

"As far as their product that they put out [referring to DAMAGEPLAN — Ed.], our product that they put out, it was obvious that I was very much involved with arranging the songs, I was very much involved with the integrity of the songs. . . The integrity and the moulding of the songs, the creating, the putting together of the song. Y'know, it was my job to do the sequencing for the record, it was my job to lyrically stun the audience. And I think they failed on every account. And the world speaks for it."

"When you see a group of guys that are not hungry any more… Honestly, between me and the world now, in my heart of hearts I believe it hurt them more not to receive the money that they were going to get — that we were all going to get — for putting out that record, than me leaving the band. They always feared me. They always were different than me. They always had their circle of friends and I had my circle of friends. Their jealousy level was incredible! Y'know, anyone that was close to me outside the band would be treated like [bleep] serfs or servants by the Abbott brothers. And y'know, that never… that never… never worked very well for me."

On Dimebag's implication in interviews that Anselmo has returned to heroin:

"What a stupid man. What a shallow, stupid man. How would he know what I do? And by the way, I've been [bleep] bone-sober for three and a half years now. Anybody who has seen me on stage, anybody who has seen the shape of my body and the size of my arms, and the [bleep] burning desire in my eyes, knows that I am [bleep]'… I drink four beers and I have a buzz now. Gimme a break. I couldn't even say that in my twenties."

On the possibility of a PANTERA reunion:

"It would take a lot of soul-searching. It would take a lot of negotiation. And we'll see. In the end, it's what's most important to the fans.

"That's the last time I ever [bleep] — you can put this in your article — this is the last time I am ever talking about PANTERA

[ULTRAMAN VH]

Kudo's to Ed and Zakk, I just wish Ed would clean up his act.

[Parnelly]

The Media can change anything. They can make the evil show in anyone. I could make the popes words look bad with enough edditing. It has been a tradgedy in the world of Hard Rock And Metal. All of you can talk shit about Eddie, but if this was him (God Bless) THe world would be just as sad as well as everyone of you on the DLR Army.

Dave Or The Grave Mother Fuckers.

RIGHT NOW : Eddie is still Drunk from the Dimebag funeral.

[DavidLeeNatra]

been to fatrocker.com...have to say that sam pays a good respect for dime

http://www.redrocker.com/SamMikeDimeandVinniec.jpg

"My deepest sympathy to Vinnie, Rita and all of Dime's extended family, friends and crew. I've had the pleasure of playing onstage with Dime and Vinnie. They are true rock'n'roll spirits. Dime, you will be missed."
-Sammy

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
been to fatrocker.com...have to say that sam pays a good respect for dime

http://www.redrocker.com/SamMikeDimeandVinniec.jpg

"My deepest sympathy to Vinnie, Rita and all of Dime's extended family, friends and crew. I've had the pleasure of playing onstage with Dime and Vinnie. They are true rock'n'roll spirits. Dime, you will be missed."
-Sammy

Still, Sammy looks like a fat babboon in that picture. Mike is coherent with himself and smiles like a fat mongoloid.

http://home.hiwaay.net/~bayless/joey/wino.jpg

[DavidLeeNatra]

man...they all look like some hillybilly-brothers coming from parents which still remain brother and sister after their divorce...

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
man...they all look like some hillybilly-brothers coming from parents which still remain brother and sister after their divorce...

LMAO... 5 for you buddy!

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by John Holmes
No no... Fabolous is right. He is referring to this message, which happened a week or so before Dime was killed :

Damn, Phil's comments were totally uncalled for. I hope he really feels like shit right now.

I was under the impression Anselmo's comments came to light after Dime's murder. My bad.

[Cathedral]

Ya know, I'm not gonna judge anyone over their opinion here, but i'll just add mine, and you can quote me on this.

My problem with Edward is that he sells tickets to a show, albeit NOT the reunion show I was anticipating, a show that sold tickets none the less.
Then he goes out on stage trashed beyond ability to play his own fucking tunes, that is what pisses me off about the guy.

But on his off time, the man is free to do what he chooses with his life, for it's his life and not mine.

That said,
Dimebag's funeral was earlier that day, and this event, where i am sure damn near everyone in attendance was tossing them back, was for all who were welcome to attend to show their respects to a fallen soldier of an all but gone genre in music history.
Dimebag was a huge VH fan no different than any of us here typing away like crazy to attack a man for his fuck-ups while allowing it to over shadow the tragedy that took one of the best from us.

Ed gave Dime's girlfriend/wife his original black and yellow Charvel from the VH II Tour to bury with him. to me that was a class act and raises my respect for Edward by honoring and acknowledge the brotherhood among rocks finest in that manner.
I didn't see the lush on that stage that i see at a VH show, I saw a guy who was seriously effected by the events that took place in Columbus, Ohio that robbed him and everyone else who loved the guy and his contribution to music as a whole, of a great musical entity.

I'm all for giving Ed hell for his way of showing appreciation to his own fans, but dammit, this is not the time or the circumstances that i would engage in that.

I have lost a lot of really great friends that i loved like my brothers, and the gatherings after their funerals were a party to celebrate their lives and lifestyles that we shared through the years...this was nothing more or less than that, and to focus on who was drunk and who wasn't given the circumstances is just sad in my opinion.
There was no minister there officiating the service, hell, it wasn't even a service as that all went down earlier in the day where i am quite sure total respect was paid by all who attended.

I have toasted every single friend i lost with the surviving clan. we even get together and have vigils at their graves from time to time and just sit there and get trashed together, the only people missing are the fallen brothers who are there only in spirit.

But i ask all of you, who are we to judge how a person mourns a friend?
There is a time and a place for everything, and this is a time only to honor those who have fallen by the hands of another in a sensless violent act.

To take anything away from the purpose of the gathering in Dimebag's honor is as disrespectful as the claims those bitching are making.

I'm sorry, but what happened to Dimebag really disturbs me and rattles me to the core, and i'd rather thank those who showed up to honor him than attack them for their demeanor in the process.

Rest In Peace, Dimebag...Your influence and energy will be greatly missed.

[frets5150]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ya know, I'm not gonna judge anyone over their opinion here, but i'll just add mine, and you can quote me on this.

My problem with Edward is that he sells tickets to a show, albeit NOT the reunion show I was anticipating, a show that sold tickets none the less.
Then he goes out on stage trashed beyond ability to play his own fucking tunes, that is what pisses me off about the guy.

But on his off time, the man is free to do what he chooses with his life, for it's his life and not mine.

That said,
Dimebag's funeral was earlier that day, and this event, where i am sure damn near everyone in attendance was tossing them back, was for all who were welcome to attend to show their respects to a fallen soldier of an all but gone genre in music history.
Dimebag was a huge VH fan no different than any of us here typing away like crazy to attack a man for his fuck-ups while allowing it to over shadow the tragedy that took one of the best from us.

Ed gave Dime's girlfriend/wife his original black and yellow Charvel from the VH II Tour to bury with him. to me that was a class act and raises my respect for Edward by honoring and acknowledge the brotherhood among rocks finest in that manner.
I didn't see the lush on that stage that i see at a VH show, I saw a guy who was seriously effected by the events that took place in Columbus, Ohio that robbed him and everyone else who loved the guy and his contribution to music as a whole, of a great musical entity.

I'm all for giving Ed hell for his way of showing appreciation to his own fans, but dammit, this is not the time or the circumstances that i would engage in that.

I have lost a lot of really great friends that i loved like my brothers, and the gatherings after their funerals were a party to celebrate their lives and lifestyles that we shared through the years...this was nothing more or less than that, and to focus on who was drunk and who wasn't given the circumstances is just sad in my opinion.
There was no minister there officiating the service, hell, it wasn't even a service as that all went down earlier in the day where i am quite sure total respect was paid by all who attended.

I have toasted every single friend i lost with the surviving clan. we even get together and have vigils at their graves from time to time and just sit there and get trashed together, the only people missing are the fallen brothers who are there only in spirit.

But i ask all of you, who are we to judge how a person mourns a friend?
There is a time and a place for everything, and this is a time only to honor those who have fallen by the hands of another in a sensless violent act.

To take anything away from the purpose of the gathering in Dimebag's honor is as disrespectful as the claims those bitching are making.

I'm sorry, but what happened to Dimebag really disturbs me and rattles me to the core, and i'd rather thank those who showed up to honor him than attack them for their demeanor in the process.

Rest In Peace, Dimebag...Your influence and energy will be greatly missed.


Thankyou!!! Finally one of the few here with a little fuckin class

[throatrocket]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ya know, I'm not gonna judge anyone over their opinion here, but i'll just add mine, and you can quote me on this.

My problem with Edward is that he sells tickets to a show, albeit NOT the reunion show I was anticipating, a show that sold tickets none the less.
Then he goes out on stage trashed beyond ability to play his own fucking tunes, that is what pisses me off about the guy.

But on his off time, the man is free to do what he chooses with his life, for it's his life and not mine.

That said,
Dimebag's funeral was earlier that day, and this event, where i am sure damn near everyone in attendance was tossing them back, was for all who were welcome to attend to show their respects to a fallen soldier of an all but gone genre in music history.
Dimebag was a huge VH fan no different than any of us here typing away like crazy to attack a man for his fuck-ups while allowing it to over shadow the tragedy that took one of the best from us.

Ed gave Dime's girlfriend/wife his original black and yellow Charvel from the VH II Tour to bury with him. to me that was a class act and raises my respect for Edward by honoring and acknowledge the brotherhood among rocks finest in that manner.
I didn't see the lush on that stage that i see at a VH show, I saw a guy who was seriously effected by the events that took place in Columbus, Ohio that robbed him and everyone else who loved the guy and his contribution to music as a whole, of a great musical entity.

I'm all for giving Ed hell for his way of showing appreciation to his own fans, but dammit, this is not the time or the circumstances that i would engage in that.

I have lost a lot of really great friends that i loved like my brothers, and the gatherings after their funerals were a party to celebrate their lives and lifestyles that we shared through the years...this was nothing more or less than that, and to focus on who was drunk and who wasn't given the circumstances is just sad in my opinion.
There was no minister there officiating the service, hell, it wasn't even a service as that all went down earlier in the day where i am quite sure total respect was paid by all who attended.

I have toasted every single friend i lost with the surviving clan. we even get together and have vigils at their graves from time to time and just sit there and get trashed together, the only people missing are the fallen brothers who are there only in spirit.

But i ask all of you, who are we to judge how a person mourns a friend?
There is a time and a place for everything, and this is a time only to honor those who have fallen by the hands of another in a sensless violent act.

To take anything away from the purpose of the gathering in Dimebag's honor is as disrespectful as the claims those bitching are making.

I'm sorry, but what happened to Dimebag really disturbs me and rattles me to the core, and i'd rather thank those who showed up to honor him than attack them for their demeanor in the process.

Rest In Peace, Dimebag...Your influence and energy will be greatly missed.

Nothing but love big guy, you always get it right.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by frets5150
Thankyou!!! Finally one of the few here with a little fuckin class

...until you ruined it...

[frets5150]

FUCK YOU!!! Is your life so fuckin great that you have to worry every time EVH has a drink or has a smoke would you like it if everyone was on your ass commenting on your every move.Bottom
line EVH went and paid his respects to D.D. Remember this is about D.D not EVH drinking.Anyway 90% of the people were drinking there but let's only focus on EVH.If DLR was still in the band nobody would
give 2 shits if EVH was drunk or not so get real.

[diamondD]

Nice post Cat!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by frets5150
FUCK YOU!!! Is your life so fuckin great that you have to worry every time EVH has a drink or has a smoke would you like it if everyone was on your ass commenting on your every move.Bottom
line EVH went and paid his respects to D.D. Remember this is about D.D not EVH drinking.Anyway 90% of the people were drinking there but let's only focus on EVH.If DLR was still in the band nobody would
give 2 shits if EVH was drunk or not so get real.

:D and believe me...my life is SO FUCKING GREAT !!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by diamondD
Nice post Cat!

YES !!!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by frets5150
FUCK YOU!!! Is your life so fuckin great that you have to worry every time EVH has a drink or has a smoke would you like it if everyone was on your ass commenting on your every move.

Hey, we aren't rock stars nor famous people. You can't have it all. You get famous, your life is under a fucking microscope. I'd be ready for that - and for Drunkard Eddie's money as well.



Bottom
line EVH went and paid his respects to D.D. Remember this is about D.D not EVH drinking.

He went there. So what? Half people in the Rock biz were there as well.



Anyway 90% of the people were drinking there but let's only focus on EVH.If DLR was still in the band nobody would
give 2 shits if EVH was drunk or not so get real.

Yup, I have to say I'd close an eye about Eddie's multiple addictions if he were still playing in the band Van Halen - so playing for Dave. But given his current band, Van Hagar, is utter and ridicoulus morbid shite, and he and his faggot brother are the pieces of shit responsible of breaking up one of the best rock acts ever, I like reminding his health is screwed up as his band and the rest of his kinky life. Got a problem with that?

[DavidLeeNatra]

mr. holmes...you nailed it... :D

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by frets5150
FUCK YOU!!! Is your life so fuckin great that you have to worry every time EVH has a drink or has a smoke would you like it if everyone was on your ass commenting on your every move.Bottom
line EVH went and paid his respects to D.D. Remember this is about D.D not EVH drinking.Anyway 90% of the people were drinking there but let's only focus on EVH.If DLR was still in the band nobody would
give 2 shits if EVH was drunk or not so get real.

ok...serious...have you seen the vid of ed at the memorial celebration? ed's performance gives "fucked up" a new definition...

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
ok...serious...have you seen the vid of ed at the memorial celebration? ed's performance gives "fucked up" a new definition...

Noo... I didn't see it. Where can I watch it, you have an URL handy?

[frets5150]

Yup, I have to say I'd close an eye about Eddie's multiple addictions if he were still playing in the band Van Halen - so playing for Dave. But given his current band, Van Hagar, is utter and ridicoulus morbid shite, and he and his faggot brother are the pieces of shit responsible of breaking up one of the best rock acts ever, I like reminding his health is screwed up as his band and the rest of his kinky life. Got a problem with that? [/B][/QUOTE]


I don't agree with your first two responses but i kind of agree with this part of your response of course VanHalen is Eddie Dave Alex and Mike but it's not so just deal with it you said " Yup, I have to say I'd close an eye about Eddie's multiple addictions if he were still playing in the band Van Halen" So you really don't care about what he's doing your just mad that dave is not in VanHalen and so am i but these are two seperate issue's. But maybe after all that is going on they will put all the bullshit aside and get back together.And remember it's really not Eddie it's ALEX!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Noo... I didn't see it. Where can I watch it, you have an URL handy?

go to vhnd.com and follow the news...the link leads you to some website of a tv-channel but does not work directly you have to watch for older news when you are at the news-site...

[DaveWho]

Listen Up. All of you need to step back and realize who it is you need to be thanking for your very ability to POST this shit.....and sorry to say it, but if the truth hurts, so be it...it's ain't David Lee Fucking Roth. If it weren't for Eddie Van Halen LETTING Roth do what he did, until 1984, there wouldn't BE a Roth Army. There Wouldn't BE a web site, and there wouldn't BE a forum for all of you hypocrates to go out and slam the very man that MADE the band that made Roth Famous. Is it a fact that Eddie was drunk? Sure, I'll concede to that. Is it a big deal? Not really.....it's become commonplace, and to be honest, something that most people with an average intelligence and a small amount of common sense have come to grasp over the years. I guess what I'm trying to say is "SO FUCKING WHAT"...he had a drink. Eddie Van Halen only needed to pay tribute to the two things Darrell Abbot did best......Drinking and Playing Guitar. Ed's presence alone paid homage to Darrell's skills as a player.....and Van Halen's and Wylde's shots and drinking....that spoke volumes alone in tribute. I don't think Darrell would have wanted it any other way. Think about who you're putting down, and realize just who it is that's responsible for Roth and this very site, in a linear sort of way, even being here, and realize that if it weren't for Ed's drinking and being able to drink about anyone under the table, Roth wouldn't have been who he was. That's all I got to say about it. Oh, and on a personal note, the person who spoke of the sores eating someone alive....you sound like you speak from experience. Has it flared up again for you, my friend, cause you know, they make creams and pills for those diseases now....and you can give it to your girlfriend so she doesnt continue spreading it to the entire neighborhood.

I guess I Violated the clause that says "You will be subsequently faceplanted into the cement, never to be heard from again", eh??

[frets5150]

Thank's stranger took the words right out of my mouth. LMFAO

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveWho
Listen Up. All of you need to step back and realize who it is you need to be thanking for your very ability to POST this shit.....and sorry to say it, but if the truth hurts, so be it...it's ain't David Lee Fucking Roth. If it weren't for Eddie Van Halen LETTING .....blah, blah, blah, retard, babbling....

King of literary posts? How many times have you joined now asshole? Really? It's the same fucking douche that rambles on with no real point and says the same thing over, and over, and over.... You wasted your time writing this redundant piece of shit. BRAVO! But I guess you're right to an extent, only that goes both ways. Eddie would never have gotten where he is without Dave. Eddie would be in an out-treatment program at the local detox clinic without Dave. So go back to the VH Links and spew your half-wit nonsense there, mmm'kay!?

By the way, your mommy said for me to give you these, after she and I finished bumping uglies! She said to make sure you wipe, and that daddy was only kidding when he said that he wished he pulled out of mommy and shot you on the wall!

[Nickdfresh]

I have an idea Dave(Insert stupid anti-Dave cliche' here)--Why don't you go to this site and see how creative all of the Sammy fans are:

[DaveWho]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
[B]King of literary posts? How many times have you joined now asshole? Really?

Actually, if the admin would kindly check the roster, and the IP Address, he/she could quickly note I've never registered before, and my mother's been dead for 20 years, so I'd recommend you go check yourself for more than sores if you've been bumping uglies with her.....and I appreciate the "asshole" comment. Coming from the original after whom they coined the phrase, one must consider that a complement.

[DaveWho]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
[B]I have an idea Dave(Insert stupid anti-Dave cliche' here)--


Actually DICK...err...nick...that's not an anti-dave cliche...it's the God's Honest truth. Right now, walk up to ten people on the street...and ask them who "David Lee Roth" is....and i'd almost bet the majority of the ten....give you THAT VERY RESPONSE. Dave Who?? Thanks for chiming in....hey..I'm trying to post in small words so you can understand. I see it's working!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveWho
Actually, if the admin would kindly check the roster, and the IP Address, he/she could quickly note I've never registered before, and my mother's been dead for 20 years, so I'd recommend you go check yourself for more than sores if you've been bumping uglies with her.....and I appreciate the "asshole" comment. Coming from the original after whom they coined the phrase, one must consider that a complement.

Oh! Never been here before? Well, we've heard it before! The same boring, unfunny, and ultimately uncreative trademarks of Sammy fans that have to come here and impart their wisdom on us! Go back to the Links. Join your fellow mentally challenged in this site:


Funny though, for someone that is "new" to this site, I find it very interesting that you know about the whole IP thing! So, even if you've never been here before newby, I just wonder how you know so much? And you probably appreciate the "asshole" comment because you finally got some acknowledgement today.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveWho
Actually DICK...

Suck my what?

[DaveWho]

Actually, sir, I'm quite familiar with the IP address situation because I, myself, have been to numerous message boards, and have even moderated a few in my day.....but, in all seriousness, today was my first visit to this site, and it looks like it's going to be an interesting ride. Words still okay for you, or do I need to slow down a little? This also works BOTH WAYS....as YOU seem to know an awful lot about the mentally challenged, and like to use the word "retard".....hmmm...wonder where he got that one?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveWho
Actually DICK...err...nick...that's not an anti-dave cliche...it's the God's Honest truth. Right now, walk up to ten people on the street...and ask them who "David Lee Roth" is....and i'd almost bet the majority of the ten....give you THAT VERY RESPONSE. Dave Who?? Thanks for chiming in....hey..I'm trying to post in small words so you can understand. I see it's working!

Okay, you want to debate, you seem somewhat intelligent and articulate. Who's Eddie then? Judging by tour attendance to a major act (currently unsigned by the way), this tour flopped and failed to crack the top ten tours of 2004. So, maybe you should ask if anyone cares about Van hagar anymore.?...But YOU KNOW WHAT????....If Dave came back, YOU DAMN WELL BET THE MASSES WOULD RUSH TO THAT TOUR OF CLASSIC VAN HALEN! NOW GO DOWNLOAD A BOOTLEG IN THE BOOT'S FORUM SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveWho
Actually, sir, I'm quite familiar with the IP address situation because I, myself, have been to numerous message boards, and have even moderated a few in my day.....but, in all seriousness, today was my first visit to this site, and it looks like it's going to be an interesting ride. Words still okay for you, or do I need to slow down a little? This also works BOTH WAYS....as YOU seem to know an awful lot about the mentally challenged, and like to use the word "retard".....hmmm...wonder where he got that one?

You are such a wit! ;) Wow, razor sharp! I'm reeling from that caustic bolt of cutting edge satire...Oh, I think I need another beer after that one to deaden the pain...Oh, not gonnamnfvooigjpjjiiI'm dying.mjvnmnpnnpfjhjhbvYOU ARE TOO MUCH FOR MEEEEEFMJMGV"OIJVFIOPFVFPFO'bopfgb
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[hot for david]

WTF LOL , POOR IDIOT FUCKIN' CUNT

[John Holmes]

And remember it's really not Eddie it's ALEX!!! [/B]

Alex could be easily replaced. Luzier or Bissonette play circles around him. What about Vinnie Colaiuta? Alex is absolutely replaceable. Just kick him out, tour like "Dave and Eddie" ala "Plant & Page" and rip it.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by DaveWho
Actually, sir, I'm quite familiar with the IP address situation because I, myself, have been to numerous message boards,

Well, porn boards are well spread. It ain't a suprise. Good to know you had fun drooling and wanking while your ugly masculine fat wife was asleep.



and have even moderated a few in my day.....


In your day? Sounds like you're a fucking century old. Are those teeth yours?



but, in all seriousness, today was my first visit to this site, and it looks like it's going to be an interesting ride.


If you like to be rode hard, yup, it will.



Words still okay for you, or do I need to slow down a little?


If you're already out of breath, don't push your pathetic boundaries, buddy.



This also works BOTH WAYS....as YOU seem to know an awful lot about the mentally challenged, and like to use the word "retard".....hmmm...wonder where he got that one?

Out of your hospital record?

[throatrocket]

Thats some straight up, wippin yo ass with words, cold hearted shizzaint. Suppose I was to ask ya this..... Did John Homles take the long one up the wrong one?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by throatrocket
Thats some straight up, wippin yo ass with words, cold hearted shizzaint. Suppose I was to ask ya this..... Did John Homles take the long one up the wrong one?

I'd say you should be in school. Spelling class.

[throatrocket]

Originally posted by John Holmes
I'd say you should be in school. Spelling class.

Fair enough. I heard he did. Take the long one..... up the wrong one......... that is. Thats what I heard. Anyway.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by throatrocket
Fair enough. I heard he did. Take the long one..... up the wrong one......... that is. Thats what I heard. Anyway.

You shouldn't always trust your beer buddies and their grapevine talks. They'd pass you up as being a human, while in reality you don't even qualify as a baboon.

[throatrocket]

Now your hurting me with words. If your implying that im some sort of knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, sub-average primate...... your pretty close. If you want to take the gloves off fine. See here ye of long limpness, the fact is John Holmes was a fag. Not that being a fag makes you bad people. Its your overall less than cheery attitude that makes you come off like a pissy little butt pirate. Now that doesn't mean we cant work through this thing and find some common ground. What do ya think about midgets or Merv Griffin? I always thought Merv was a cool name.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Alex could be easily replaced. Luzier or Bissonette play circles around him. What about Vinnie Colaiuta? Alex is absolutely replaceable. Just kick him out, tour like "Dave and Eddie" ala "Plant & Page" and rip it.

Good call. I think that may be the most likely scenerio actually! Roth & Van Halen.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by throatrocket
Now your hurting me with words. If your implying that im some sort of knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, sub-average primate...... your pretty close. If you want to take the gloves off fine. See here ye of long limpness, the fact is John Holmes was a fag. Not that being a fag makes you bad people. Its your overall less than cheery attitude that makes you come off like a pissy little butt pirate. Now that doesn't mean we cant work through this thing and find some common ground. What do ya think about midgets or Merv Griffin? I always thought Merv was a cool name.

Oh! Another SHEEP defending his right to come to a David Lee Roth Fan site to bash Dave! Wow! A lot of those lately, funny, they all seem to have the same M.O.

I think Mr. Holmes has a right to have a "less than cheery attitude." What's your point, the guy in avatar is a "fag." Who cares. The great John Holmes was no fag. I mean he slept with over 14,000 women, that speaks for itself. But we wouldn't really know, I guess since you are the authority of Gay Porn, you are the expert.

Hey "throat rocket," (you really shouldn't talk about gay personifications seeing as you must love "throat rockets" LMAO) Sammy once said his tequila works great for getting that strange blow-job after taste out of your mouth. I never thought that would be a good selling point, but hey, being heterosexual, what do I know about that?!

So, have a Waborita on me fag!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by throatrocket
Now your hurting me with words. If your implying that im some sort of knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, sub-average primate...... your pretty close.

I know I am pretty close. One of my worst habits is my tendency to embellish things, even the smelly and plain dried out shit. You ain't a sub-average primate, you're just a bad experiment of implanting a skunk's DNA into a llama's turd.



If you want to take the gloves off fine. See here ye of long limpness, the fact is John Holmes was a fag.


Is this what your fat mommy told you, 'cuz good ole John had a wank in a bar's toilet rather than fuck the whale? Don't be jealous "throatrocket", even your deformed mongoloid peers get more pussy than you - and you'd better at least try to match your retarded peers than looking up at John Holmes, Ron Jeremy and the other great ones.


What do ya think about midgets or Merv Griffin? I always thought Merv was a cool name.

I think you I've seen rectal rangers with better jokes than yours, at funerals.

[throatrocket]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Oh! Another SHEEP defending his right to come to a David Lee Roth Fan site to bash Dave! Wow! A lot of those lately, funny, they all seem to have the same M.O.

I think Mr. Holmes has a right to have a "less than cheery attitude." What's your point, the guy in avatar is a "fag." Who cares. The great John Holmes was no fag. I mean he slept with over 14,000 women, that speaks for itself. But we wouldn't really know, I guess since you are the authority of Gay Porn, you are the expert.

Hey "throat rocket," (you really shouldn't talk about gay personifications seeing as you must love "throat rockets" LMAO) Sammy once said his tequila works great for getting that strange blow-job after taste out of your mouth. I never thought that would be a good selling point, but hey, being heterosexual, what do I know about that?!

So, have a Waborita on me fag!

So I guess your actually takeing my obviously silly nonsense serious. Iv been here sense Sarge started this thing and I welcome you to give an example of me Dave bashing. I cant fucking stand Sammy Hager so ease up. Im a true blue Dave fan and always will be. I don't post much but from time to time I just cant resist coming out of left field just to lighten things up. Exxcuuusssee me . . .

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by throatrocket
I don't post much but from time to time I just cant resist coming out of left field just to lighten things up. Exxcuuusssee me . . .

wow...and

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=318254

[throatrocket]

Oh yeah, a THROATROCKET is slang for a Marlboro red cigaret. Im down with the ladies tough guy. Us long haired guitar slingers have been known to chase after some booty here and there. Mostly there.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by throatrocket
Oh yeah, a THROATROCKET is slang for a Marlboro red cigaret. Im down with the ladies tough guy. Us long haired guitar slingers have been known to chase after some booty here and there. Mostly there.

mostly there...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=308973

[throatrocket]

Thanks bro. But I wish I could read more of yours with out thinking your an asshole from now on. Enough already. Im trying to stop making enemys. I think....

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by throatrocket
Thanks bro. But I wish I could read more of yours with out thinking your an asshole from now on. Enough already. Im trying to stop making enemys. I think....

:D

[throatrocket]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
mostly there...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=308973

Nice pictures. Must be fun collecting. Wheres the one of your mother sucking off that indian?

[throatrocket]

oops! sorry. I shouldnt have but it was too late. OK, lets have it.

[mjs]

I think this is bullshit blown way out of proportion. It wasn't even at the funeral, it was later at a memorial. EVH didn't play guitar nor did he disrespect family members. He gave Dimebag a guitar to buried with and along with a message that cheered many people up.

Eddie was drunk and so were more many others there. I had quite a few drinks for Dime the day I heard the terrible news.

[Matt White]

EVH was DRUNK at BOTH the memorial AND the funeral.
Get your facts straight.

[vanzilla]

Yeh, and why the fuck did this get brought up again anyways?

Somebody needs to pretend this is a joe thunder thread and lock this bitch up.

[Panamark]

When Is Eddie not drunk ???

I think this would have been a bigger thread if he was sober.

[jojo2371]

eddie sober??? that was prolly the worst 5 minutes of his life !!!!

[jojo2371]

oh and matt love the hope pics she rules!!!! how bout a hope sandoval pic thread ,now theres a thought !

[Matt White]

Originally posted by jojo2371
oh and matt love the hope pics she rules!!!! how bout a hope sandoval pic thread ,now theres a thought !

It's in the "DEVELOPMENT" stages!:p