Let's Get Real! [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 04:20 PM

Everyone is saying that old VH should return. However, I disagree. Some things are better left in the past. Roth is not the performer he used to be. His vocal abilities have drastically diminished, and the Roth of today is not the Roth of 1982. Those who deny this are only speaking out of loyalty, not realism. The truth hurts, but it's the truth nonetheless. Blaze on.

DavidLeeNatra

12-17-2004, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Everyone is saying that old VH should return. However, I disagree. Some things are better left in the past. Roth is not the performer he used to be. His vocal abilities have drastically diminished, and the Roth of today is not the Roth of 1982. Those who deny this are only speaking out of loyalty, not realism. The truth hurts, but it's the truth nonetheless. Blaze on.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=318268

guwapo_rocker

12-17-2004, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Everyone is saying that old VH should return. However, I disagree. Some things are better left in the past. Roth is not the performer he used to be. His vocal abilities have drastically diminished, and the Roth of today is not the Roth of 1982. Those who deny this are only speaking out of loyalty, not realism. The truth hurts, but it's the truth nonetheless. Blaze on.

I completely disagree. I saw Dave last month and he was bang on.

Welcome to the Army!!:D

Carmine

12-17-2004, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I completely disagree. I saw Dave last month and he was bang on.

Welcome to the Army!!:D

So did I and BTW.....

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
So did I and BTW..... ...as gay as ShooBop or whatever the hell that was?

Carmine

12-17-2004, 04:56 PM

no, as gay as you making a post like that, in this place...with that user name!

DavidLeeNatra

12-17-2004, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
no, as gay as you making a post like that, in this place...with that user name!

it's brenty brett...he uses one of his sheep-alias... :D

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
...as gay as ShooBop or whatever the hell that was?

Almost as Gay as YOUR FATHER SHEEP!

aesop

12-17-2004, 05:31 PM

Great Pic, Nic!!!...Hey...Wait...Their hair kinda looks like my avatar :(

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
no, as gay as you making a post like that, in this place...with that user name! Hey, I thought I wouldn't be able to access the free downloads if I used NoCareerWithoutEddie as a user name!!!!!!!!!

DavidLeeNatra

12-17-2004, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by aesop
Great Pic, Nic!!!...Hey...Wait...Their hair kinda looks like my avatar :(

may I take the credits for that pic ;)

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Hey, I thought I wouldn't be able to access the free downloads if I used NoCareerWithoutEddie as a user name!!!!!!!!!

How about the "I paid for Eddie's delivery service" username sheep fag?

http://www.brewtruck.co.uk/country/images/H/heineken_hawkeye.jpg

By the way, how'd that tour do? How's Eddie's career goin' with that huge record contract? lol

Instead of taking the Roth era bootleg downloads, why don't you go out and buy "Live Without a Noose" and beat off to Sammy's screeching?

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
How about the "I paid for Eddie's delivery service" username sheep fag?

http://www.brewtruck.co.uk/country/images/H/heineken_hawkeye.jpg

By the way, how'd that tour do? How's Eddie's career goin' with that huge record contract? lol

Instead of taking the Roth era bootleg downloads, why don't you go out and buy "Live Without a Noose" and beat off to Sammy's screeching? While VH was playing in sold out arenas, your boy was playing at Billy's Chicken Shack or Dick's Burger Barn. No, seriously, he did a Japanese tour. I think he knows those are the only people that actually believe he still has a career!!!!!!!!

DavidLeeNatra

12-17-2004, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
While VH was playing in sold out arenas, your boy was playing at Billy's Chicken Shack or Dick's Burger Barn. No, seriously, he did a Japanese tour. I think he knows those are the only people that actually believe he still has a career!!!!!!!!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=318244

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=318244 Dude, you're mom is hot!!!!!!!

DavidLeeNatra

12-17-2004, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Dude, you're mom is hot!!!!!!!

see, I know what you like...

rustoffa

12-17-2004, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Some things are better left in the past.

I couldn't agree more.

Take van hagar for instance, the manure-wagon of a legacy seemed to have found it's place in music history....the "used to kick ass graveyard".

They didn't leave that in the past....oh no, they poured some booze on the dried shit and hooked the trained jackass back up to the wagon.....that sumbitch drug the thing all over the country, city after city experienced the stench.

Hell, take you for instance.
The past that existed before you posted here seems to be a clandestine period of grace in retrospect....now you're stinking the place up like a wagon full of shit.

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
I couldn't agree more.

Take van hagar for instance, the manure-wagon of a legacy seemed to have found it's place in music history....the "used to kick ass graveyard".

They didn't leave that in the past....oh no, they poured some booze on the dried shit and hooked the trained jackass back up to the wagon.....that sumbitch drug the thing all over the country, city after city experienced the stench.

Hell, take you for instance.
The past that existed before you posted here seems to be a clandestine period of grace in retrospect....now you're stinking the place up like a wagon full of shit. How many #1 albums with Roth? :D

DavidLeeNatra

12-17-2004, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
I couldn't agree more.

Hell, take you for instance.
The past that existed before you posted here seems to be a clandestine period of grace in retrospect....now you're stinking the place up like a wagon full of shit.

ROTFLMFAO...now I can go to sleep !!!

TwoFoolsAMinute

12-17-2004, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
How many #1 albums with Roth? :D

Sales Figures

VH1 10 mil
VHII 5 mil
WACF 3 mil
FW 2 mil
DD 4 mil
1984 10 mil

5150 6 mil
0U812 4 mil
FUCK 3 mil
LRHRN 2 mil
BALANCE 3 mil

Read em and weep you fucking crab infrested cunt stain.

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by TwoFoolsAMinute
Sales Figures

VH1 10 mil
VHII 5 mil
WACF 3 mil
FW 2 mil
DD 4 mil
1984 10 mil

5150 6 mil
0U812 4 mil
FUCK 3 mil
LRHRN 2 mil
BALANCE 3 mil

Read em and weep you fucking crab infrested cunt stain. C'mon, did you pull those figures out of your ass or your mother's ass?:D

DavidLeeNatra

12-17-2004, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
C'mon, did you pull those figures out of your ass or your mother's ass?:D

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=318254

lms2

12-17-2004, 08:14 PM

1 is just a number... how many Dave era tunes are still played vs. Hagar era tunes?

Why did Dave becoming an EMT get more press than an 80 show tour?

More people saw Dave play on the 4th than did all of the Van Hagar tour.

More people will remember the two casino gigs Dave did in November than will remember the 80 shows that were played over the summer tour.

And that is not even including the upcoming New Years Eve bash.

Did the Van Hagars make more money this year... maybe so... but who really cares? Dave gets his cut just cuz he is Dave! But more importantly... Dave has invested wisely and doesn't need to sell out and do shows that make him miserable. That is what counts. :D

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by lms2
1 is just a number... how many Dave era tunes are still played vs. Hagar era tunes?

Why did Dave becoming an EMT get more press than an 80 show tour?

More people saw Dave play on the 4th than did all of the Van Hagar tour.

More people will remember the two casino gigs Dave did in November than will remember the 80 shows that were played over the summer tour.

And that is not even including the upcoming New Years Eve bash.

Did the Van Hagars make more money this year... maybe so... but who really cares? Dave gets his cut just cuz he is Dave! But more importantly... Dave has invested wisely and doesn't need to sell out and do shows that make him miserable. That is what counts. :D Dave doesn't have a choice, genius. He'll play for anyone who throws him a bone while he waits for the EVH call that will probably never come. #1 is just a number, huh? Remember, the fans are responsible for that number. Anyway, you're statements are based mostly on opinions, not any real facts. However, it sounded like you did your homework!!!!!!!!!

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 08:35 PM

lms2

12-17-2004, 08:36 PM

IF you can't dazzle em with diamonds... baffle em with bull shit... Right!

Dave will NOT play for just anyone who throws him a bone. I would like to be able to respect your opinions, but unfortunately this just isn't the right site for you to be expressing them.

You might try the links or chedrockers page...

OR hey... you could go visit DDLR.com and download the Orillia show.

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Dave doesn't have a choice, genius. He'll play for anyone who throws him a bone while he waits for the EVH call that will probably never come. #1 is just a number, huh? Remember, the fans are responsible for that number. Anyway, you're statements are based mostly on opinions, not any real facts. However, it sounded like you did your homework!!!!!!!!!

Aside from your Rainman-like rambling, sounds like you could be talkin' bout Van Hagar sheep!

We all know that Eddie plays for this:http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images108938_bia%20Heineken.gif

Amd Sammy plays for this:http://www.gfra.de/usfood/postamt/donuts.jpg

But then again, Eddie would call Dave in a second if chimpAlice would let him, but in addition to fucking your girlfriend, mother, and little sister...Dave fucked Alice's wife. So he won't let 'em.

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
While VH was playing in sold out arenas, your boy was playing at Billy's Chicken Shack or Dick's Burger Barn. No, seriously, he did a Japanese tour. I think he knows those are the only people that actually believe he still has a career!!!!!!!!

Wow, you really are stupid. Which "sold out" areas were those ass felcher? An average of 5000-6000 a night?!?! Van Hagar has become a running industry joke. Sort of like your posts.

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by lms2
IF you can't dazzle em with diamonds... baffle em with bull shit... Right!

Dave will NOT play for just anyone who throws him a bone. I would like to be able to respect your opinions, but unfortunately this just isn't the right site for you to be expressing them.

You might try the links or chedrockers page...

OR hey... you could go visit DDLR.com and download the Orillia show. Here in Florida, Dave has played in some of the most shitty venues someone could play in. You can't tell me he doesn't play for just anyone. If you saw the clubs he has played in, you might rethink your position. I say clubs because arenas and stadiums no longer apply as it does to the real VH!!!!!!!!

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Here in Florida, Dave has played in some of the most shitty venues someone could play in...

Did he play in your trailor park loser?

lms2

12-17-2004, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Here in Florida, Dave has played in some of the most shitty venues someone could play in. You can't tell me he doesn't play for just anyone. If you saw the clubs he has played in, you might rethink your position. I say clubs because arenas and stadiums no longer apply as it does to the real VH!!!!!!!!

First off... Dave was, is and always will be the real Van Halen.

Secondly... Dave's choice was to play to smaller clubs... starting in Vegas. It doesn't need to be justified. He is not a child out to impress anyone. He is a grown man who has earned the right to live life however the hell he wants too. His REAL fans respect that.

Finally, Florida???? I guess that explains a lot.

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by lms2
First off... Dave was, is and always will be the real Van Halen.

Secondly... Dave's choice was to play to smaller clubs... starting in Vegas. It doesn't need to be justified. He is not a child out to impress anyone. He is a grown man who has earned the right to live life however the hell he wants too. His REAL fans respect that.

Finally, Florida???? I guess that explains a lot.

At least Dave doesn't embarrass himself by making chest-thumping springtime proclamations about how great his big, upcoming summer tour will be, only to watch it flounder and flop into fall.

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Did he play in your trailor park loser? Are you sure you don't live in a TRAILER park? Check the spelling and grammar, retard! :D

rustoffa

12-17-2004, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
arenas and stadiums no longer apply as it does to the real VH!!!!!!!!

LMAO!
You're right, the real VH sold out arenas and stadiums!

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Are you sure you don't live in a TRAILER park? Check the spelling and grammar, retard! :D

Well you can tell me how to spell trailer park, having never lived in one, I don't use the word often.;) But nailing your girlfriend in hers should, I should be more respectful.

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by lms2
First off... Dave was, is and always will be the real Van Halen.

Secondly... Dave's choice was to play to smaller clubs... starting in Vegas. It doesn't need to be justified. He is not a child out to impress anyone. He is a grown man who has earned the right to live life however the hell he wants too. His REAL fans respect that.

Finally, Florida???? I guess that explains a lot. Hey, Florida isn't that bad. That's where I met your mother and conceived you. This may not be the right place to say this, but I'm your real father! Who's your Daddy?

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
How many #1 albums with Roth? :D

Why don't you click on this link and look at the sales numbers?

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Well you can tell me how to spell trailer park, having never lived in one, I don't use the word often.;) But nailing your girlfriend in hers should, I should be more respectful. Again, spelling and grammar, genius.:D

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:00 PM

How many "diamond records" does Van Hagar have? I guess there is a reason why he is called "Diamond" Dave fuckwit.

lms2

12-17-2004, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Hey, Florida isn't that bad. That's where I met your mother and conceived you. This may not be the right place to say this, but I'm your real father! Who's your Daddy?

Whats the matter hun, can't hang in a real argument?

I don't think its possible for you to be my daddy. How old are you again...was that 10 or 12? Go read some of DOA's posts... he is more of a man than you, and he is just a youngin...

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Again, spelling and grammar, genius.:D

Hey I stuttered, I just to busy showing how full of shit you are shithead. I guess when YOU are monosyllabic, mistakes are less frequent simpleton.

lms2

12-17-2004, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
How many "diamond records" does Van Hagar have? I guess there is a reason why he is called "Diamond" Dave fuckwit.

Actually Nick, he got the name Diamond when he was still a young pup in school... and it has nothing to do with records. :D

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Hey, Florida isn't that bad. It's full of Gaymen like me in Keywest. God I love cock and Sammy Hagar! That's where I jammed a large gerbil in my ass. This may not be the right place to say this, but I'm really sooo gay! Who's your Daddy? And does he wear leather?

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by lms2
Whats the matter hun, can't hang in a real argument?

I don't think its possible for you to be my daddy. How old are you again...was that 10 or 12? Go read some of DOA's posts... he is more of a man than you, and he is just a youngin... Ooh, a female in the house. Why don't you come over to the Hagar side and let us touch you in your naughty places. You know chicks, no means yes!!!!!!!!

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by lms2
Actually Nick, he got the name Diamond when he was still a young pup in school... and it has nothing to do with records. :D

Ahh...prophecies of things to come my sweet! Two 10 million plus albums, VHI and 1984, I guess Dave was noticed as something special early on!

Oh, by the way, what's Sammy biggest selling Van 'Halen' album? 5150? lol The one Dave did a lot of the work on.

dlrfan04

12-17-2004, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Hey I stuttered, I just to busy showing how full of shit you are shithead. I guess when YOU are monosyllabic, mistakes are less frequent simpleton. My God, you're spelling and grammar is priceless comedy! Keep it coming! Were you taught by a freakin' monkey?

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Ooh, a female in the house. Why don't you come over to the Hagar side and let us touch you in your naughty places. You know chicks, no means yes!!!!!!!!

By the way, punctuation fucktard!

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
By the way, punctuation fucktard!

If you are going to correct me, at least use a question mark when propositioning women and feigning heterosexuality fag.

Speaking of priceless comedy, why don't you answer any questions with actual information? Because you have none?! Just here to stir shit up panty-waste?

Here's a picture of your queen with cum on his face! Be proud oh mighty warrior of Fagar!

lms2

12-17-2004, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Ooh, a female in the house.

is this something new for you? Why am I not surprised. :rolleyes:

Why don't you come over to the Hagar side and let us touch you in your naughty places.

Because Hagar makes me puke. Thats why real men love Van Halen!

You know chicks, no means yes!!!!!!!!

When you grow up and learn to treat a lady like a lady, you might have a chance with one. :D

This is a chick...

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
My God, you're spelling and grammar is priceless comedy! Keep it coming! Were you taught by a freakin' monkey?

Nice one! Correcting me with YOU ARE for YOUR?! How dare you! Get the fuck out! At least I know when I screw-up douche.

lms2

12-17-2004, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Ahh...prophecies of things to come my sweet! Two 10 million plus albums, VHI and 1984, I guess Dave was noticed as something special early on!

He was called Diamond because he was always stylin and profilin. :D

But yes... I guess he has always been recognized as something special.

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by lms2
He was called Diamond because he was always stylin and profilin. :D

But yes... I guess he has always been recognized as something special.

And "Diamond" status is the sale of 10 million or more albums! Gold=500K, Platnum=one million, and 10 million=Diamond Dave; twice!

lms2

12-17-2004, 09:24 PM

Okay, okay.... LMAO. He is the Diamond One for so many reasons.

What they say is true... Diamonds are a girls best friend. :D

Nickdfresh

12-17-2004, 09:29 PM

Diamond Dave is a Van Halen fan's best friend irregardless of sex! But I get your point, seeing Sammy must be very depressing for our female fans, well...most of them anyways.

Oh classic Van Halen, art thou lost to the masses forever?

tjvhou812

12-17-2004, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Everyone is saying that old VH should return. However, I disagree. Some things are better left in the past. Roth is not the performer he used to be. His vocal abilities have drastically diminished, and the Roth of today is not the Roth of 1982. Those who deny this are only speaking out of loyalty, not realism. The truth hurts, but it's the truth nonetheless. Blaze on.

are you for real....

dave can still sing like a mad man

now go hump your dog

Dan

12-17-2004, 09:35 PM

David Van Via

12-17-2004, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by tjvhou812
are you for real....

dave can still sing like a mad man

now go hump your dog

I never thought I would agree with you, but Dave has still got it.

But as for dlrfanshutthefuckup well.............. Shut the fuck up. Your a
disgrace to that name, so as for Van Hagar if there so good then why do Why can't this be good and Up for breakfast have the same bloody intro? Man that's creativity for you, did they think people wouldn't notice or did Eddie just think he had wrote it then?

DrMaddVibe

12-17-2004, 10:30 PM

And you call yourself a fan of DLR?

You saw Dave live and you're griping about the venue? If you're like me then you were there...it was sold out...it was loud...it was fun...and you wanted more...but you want to bitch?

Sorry, but you're no fan!

Matt White

12-18-2004, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Ooh, a female in the house. Why don't you come over to the Hagar side and let us touch you in your naughty places. You know chicks, no means yes!!!!!!!!

Your tryin' to hard, slugger. How refreshing to see a first time poster running off at the mouth. Now, shut the fuck up and keep...QUIET! I HATE NOISE!

DavidLeeNatra

12-18-2004, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by lms2
Okay, okay.... LMAO. He is the Diamond One for so many reasons.

most important reason...diamonds are forever...!!!

hatred

12-19-2004, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Everyone is saying that old VH should return. However, I disagree. Some things are better left in the past. Roth is not the performer he used to be. His vocal abilities have drastically diminished, and the Roth of today is not the Roth of 1982. Those who deny this are only speaking out of loyalty, not realism. The truth hurts, but it's the truth nonetheless. Blaze on.

I completely agree with you my friend. VH are so fucking special and I let past. Today I cannot imagine that VH would be a great record like back in the 70's or in the 80's.
I think 8 great records are enough!