Thank God For Our Two Party System

[JCOOK]

Where else in the world would we get Ford,Demon Cunt,Cock,Pink Spider,Nick and Phil? Not in a FREE COUNTRY.

[DEMON CUNT]

Huh? Put down the bong, the Bible, and "The Constitution for Dummies" Cliff Notes!

Yes, praise the Lard! Where else could we get such a hateful group of religious militants who blindly support a leader who claims to hear the voice of their own god?

[JimmytheWurm]

God spoke to Bush and told him to kill the Iraqis and take their oil...don't make fun. They may be fighting for their own God, but our God is better than theirs.

If Hitler had wanted the Iraqis oil, I think he could have learned a lot from Bush.

[Jesus Christ]

I do not know what "god" spoke unto the Son of Bush, but I can assure thee that it was not Me nor My Dad.

[DEMON CUNT]

Are all Republicans fascists? It would appear so.

Where's JKOOK? We had the decency to add some comments to his fine post! What a little bitch!

[DaveIsKing]

Thank Satan for the Two party system...FUCK THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM.

Vote Libertarian. (well maybe not for Badnarik...a liberal in Libertarian clothing)

[saint]

How come U choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

[Seshmeister]

Miss America always says she wants world peace, the president always wants the opposite.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by saint
How come U choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

One reason we don't have more than two real parties is because the vast majority of morons in this country can't even understand the positions of the two people who are running.

Not to mention if we had any more candidates for president we would never be able to watch a TV show, it'd be nothing but campaign commercials 24/7.