Dave in orlando new yers eve!

[tarpit]

Hey Dave fans! Dave and his smokin band will be playing new years eve at city walk at universal.Tickets are high but if you can lay out the scratch 116.00 a ticket he`s worth it trust me.His band is Hot with Brian Yooung on guitar who is the closest thing to Ed you can get but even better.He hits on all the high notes and then some.Saw Dave twice the last three years and he still kicks ass and always will.This is a perfect venue for Dave to play.Lots of Hot women and cold beer.
Enjoy and get your tickets fast cuz this will be a sell out...Always is!.

[Figs]

So I had a little fuckin' too much to drink. It's fuckin' New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve. I can't fuckin' drive home. Okay, Ellen, I'm sorry, I'm fuckin' sorry about that. What am I gonna do? Get in a fuckin' car and go run over six or seven fuckin' kids? That'd be really fuckin' nice! Man, what the fuck is the matter with this bitch? FUCK!