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Don Corleone
12-19-2004, 02:09 PM
This is a crazy idea myself and Tom Hagen had earlier. What would happen if Eddie bought himself a vineyard and started to produce his own wine???
Now bear in mind Eddie needs to make money now his career is down the pan, this way he gets to persue his two favourite past times:
1. Making Money
2. Alcohol
Now would it be White or Red? or would he simply copyright the colour so knowone could produce wine of that same colour.
For the first 8 years (i.e 77 - 84) would the wine be at it's best, only to suddenly go off and become weak?
Good questions, but what I really want to know is what proof it would be.
I am sure the wine would be good enough in and of itself, but who would he get to market it for him. Theres the real challenge. Wine just doesn't sell itself!
guwapo_rocker
12-19-2004, 02:27 PM
He could call it Uncorked.
It would be red. I can just see a pic of Eddie, stumbling through his vinyard, his mouth covered in deep red stains, bragging about his "fuckin' wine, m-m-man". Then he would start bitching about "fuckin' R-r-oth" and pass out.
Don Corleone
12-19-2004, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Then he would start bitching about "fuckin' R-r-oth" and pass out.
But not before he's told everyone that "this is the best fuckin' wine you'll ever taste man"
And once a few people had actually gotten a taste of the wine, there would be a wine shortage. Eddie would hoard it all in his wine cellar while telling people of the drought. There is no more wine. My cellar is bare!
LOL!!!
Of course, then he would go on tour with Dave and then on the last night throw several bottles of the stuff at "fuckin' Roth", aiming for his head.
Then he would throw a bottle in the air, let it land on his head and then pass out again.
and he would think he had the best of both worlds?
Originally posted by lms2
and he would think he had the best of both worlds?
LOL!!!!:D
That's the name of the wine! BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
Someone should photoshop this sucker.
Fabulous Shadow
12-19-2004, 06:48 PM
I think it's a great idea. Ed has the ability to put his name on anything and it sells... Even threads like this...
Nickdfresh
12-19-2004, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think it's a great idea. Ed has the ability to put his name on anything and it sells... Even threads like this...
Accept redundant greatest hits packages.
Do you mean we should accept greatest hits packages, or do you mean except greatest hits packages?
I usually am not much of a stickler on these things but in this case, it makes a world of difference!
Originally posted by lms2
Do you mean we should accept greatest hits packages, or do you mean except greatest hits packages?
I usually am not much of a stickler on these things but in this case, it makes a world of difference!
I am a grammar freak (no, I'm not perfect). And in this case, I REFUSE TO "ACCEPT" REDUNDANT GREATEST HITS PACKAGES!!!!:D
NICK, from one of the Pen's top men, I hope you meant the latter ("EXCEPT").;)
Nickdfresh
12-19-2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by lms2
Do you mean we should accept greatest hits packages, or do you mean except greatest hits packages?
I usually am not much of a stickler on these things but in this case, it makes a world of difference!
I, like William Shakespeare, love puns!;) My apologies.
Nickdfresh
12-19-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I am a grammar freak (no, I'm not perfect). And in this case, I REFUSE TO "ACCEPT" REDUNDANT GREATEST HITS PACKAGES!!!!:D
NICK, from one of the Pen's top men, I hope you meant the latter ("EXCEPT").;)
LOL- I meant both. Eddie expects Sheep fans to "accept" the same money grubbing packages over and over. Yet I also of course meant that the latest "BOBW" package did not sell that well as in ("except") his latest attempt to fund his addictions.
Main Entry: 1pun
Pronunciation: 'p&n
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble -- more at PUNCTILIO
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound
In this case it was a bad pun, sorry!:D
One can never really be sure when reading posts at the army.
I feel quite foolish now that you have explained it to me. I rather enjoy a play on words most of the time!
Nickdfresh
12-19-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by lms2
One can never really be sure when reading posts at the army.
I feel quite foolish now that you have explained it to me. I rather enjoy a play on words most of the time!
No. I failed to clarify and was being lazy.
No, no, it was my fault. I was only reading with half a brain I guess. Usually around here, it helps. LMAO.
Its all good.
BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!:mad:
(Sorry...just trying to bring us back to the "normal" tone most threads should be...;) )
Why don't you go attend your party and make icecream or something... Nick and I were trying something new. Its called being civil! ;)
Nickdfresh
12-19-2004, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!:mad:
(Sorry...just trying to bring us back to the "normal" tone most threads should be...;) )
Originally posted by lms2
Nick and I were trying something new. Its called being civil! ;)
;) WHAT'S THAT???
I've never even heard of it or tried it out myself!
How does it work?:confused: ;)
I wouldn't worry too much about it Rikk, I am not sure the concept stands a chance around here. :D
You guys are so revolutionary. But your "new ways" won't work out at this den of aggression.:D
You guys are like Gandhi living in a cannibal village.;)
So, ummmm, I guess it would be appropriate to say Eat Me!
Originally posted by lms2
So, ummmm, I guess it would be appropriate to say Eat Me!
:D GLADLY!
That was supposed to be an insult.
I will NEVER get the hang of this shit!
Originally posted by lms2
That was supposed to be an insult.
I will NEVER get the hang of this shit!
I know.
It's complicated stuff.
This coming January, I will be hosting a seminar called HOW TO INSULT POSTERS, TAUNT THEM AND MAKE SURE THEY KNOW YOU WANT THEM TO FEEL LIKE SHIT...THE RIKK WAY.
This seminar will only have 30 open places and admission will be $10 a person.
Maybe this could help?;)
Will you be featuring the Care Bears?
Originally posted by lms2
Will you be featuring the Care Bears?
Yes, but only the cast from CARE BEARS II: A NEW GENERATION.
http://image.allmusic.com/00/adg/cov150/DRT200/T294/t29463e5ecu.jpg
Matt White
12-19-2004, 11:40 PM
"YES folks...Here it is!!! The New EVH Premium Wine!!! For those who love Mad Dog & grew up puking up Boones Farm, the finest rot gut on the market. guaranteed to dilute your talent, impair your judgement, and ruin your marriage!!! Inter-personal & social skills will also be destroyed!!! For the distinguishing Mullet farmer!! Sold in back alleys & soup kitchens soon!!!
Originally posted by Matt White
"YES folks...Here it is!!! The New EVH Premium Wine!!! For those who love Mad Dog & grew up puking up Boones Farm, the finest rot gut on the market. guaranteed to dilute your talent, impair your judgement, and ruin your marriage!!! Inter-personal & social skills will also be destroyed!!! For the distinguishing Mullet farmer!! Sold in back alleys & soup kitchens soon!!!
Will this fine brine also cause you to throw guitars at the heads of your "friends"?
Matt White
12-19-2004, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Will this fine brine also cause you to throw guitars at the heads of your "friends"?
ABSOLUTELY! It will also cause you to lose EVERY relation(both personal & professional) you've ever had in your life. Your professional status & success? Right in the shitter!!! You be led around by fools & sycophants(usually a sibling, brothers most likely) who have no interest in your well being. And, as a extra bonus at NO extra charge, you'll begin to look like an extra from "Dawn of the Dead"!!!
Knucklebones
12-20-2004, 01:08 AM
It would be red wine.....
with black and white stripes:D
Nickdfresh
12-20-2004, 06:10 AM
It's the wine you won't be ashamed to place a paper bag around!
http://www.petsignsplus.com/1peoplexgif/wino.jpg
Don Corleone
12-20-2004, 02:32 PM
We could always take this idea a step further, and add EVH Brand Tobbacco to go with it.
Vanbro: Guaranteed not to rot your tongue.
Originally posted by Don Corleone
We could always take this idea a step further, and add EVH Brand Tobbacco to go with it.
Vanbro: Guaranteed not to rot your tongue.
Contact Moe Greene and Fredo in Vegas. See if Moe will sell this wine and these cigarettes in his casino. If he doesn't, your family may have to "buy him out".
Don Corleone
12-20-2004, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Contact Moe Greene and Fredo in Vegas. See if Moe will sell this wine and these cigarettes in his casino. If he doesn't, your family may have to "buy him out".
Mo Greene no longer has an interest in the Casino business, however I will run this by Hyman Roth.
Matt White
12-21-2004, 12:40 AM
From what I know of Van Hagar Sheep, THIS is the only "wine" they ever drink!!! BWAHAHA!!!
David Van Via
12-21-2004, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
Yes, but only the cast from CARE BEARS II: A NEW GENERATION.
http://image.allmusic.com/00/adg/cov150/DRT200/T294/t29463e5ecu.jpg
Those aren't the care bears, those are imposters. Ahhh help me!
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