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I take my wife and mother in-law to Costco, to buy a bunch of crap for Christmas eve dinner.
They have all those food tasting...booth things..... all over the place and I'm standing around waiting for some free grub.
All of a sudden, this 40 something year old dude starts flipping-the-fuck-out on the old lady that's giving out the samples.
"YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH....IF YOU WERE A GUY, ID TAKE YOU OUT SIDE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY MOTHER LIKE THAT?!?!? YOU NASTY FUCK...I OUGHTA SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!"
I could not believe what I was seeing. ...he goes on.
"YOU'RE DONE BITCH! I'M GETTING YOUR MANAGER AND YOU'RE FUCKING DONE!!"
The woman was in tears. I was pissed that I waited so long to say something, but I was floored at this fucking nut's performance.
Finally, I say "HEY, why don't you calm down man." He comes back with, "Why don't you mind your own fucking business, this has nothing to do with you."
Off he runs to get the manager and I stick around to see how it all plays out. I'm actually praying that this dude takes a swing at me at this point. So he comes back with the manager and the manager tells the old lady to close up shop. The old lady is trying to explain what happened but the manager wasn't interested. Meanwhile, the fucking pig is still getting in his shots. "I TOLD YOU SO BITCH! BYE!!!." Etc, etc.
I go over to the manager and I'm like, "Look, I don't know what started this whole thing, but this guy has been totally out of line." I try to go on but he gets in my face and screams, "I TOLD YOU TO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!!" I look him right in his eyes and say, "Look, I'm trying to stay calm, but I gotta tell ya... you're REALLY pressing your luck."
He tries to say something, but I get 3 inches from his face and cut him off with, "Shut your fucking mouth! Your a big tough guy screaming at an old lady...I'LL go outside in her place.....how's that?!?!" He really didn't seem to want any of that.
Now my wife is pulling me away and my mother in-law is giving him a piece of her mind. This asshole is actually trying to defend his actions. "You didn't even hear what she said to my mother." I'm firing back with some "GROW UP ASSHOLE'S"...it was great. He makes like he's coming after me and I shake my wife off and step towards him with a "Let's go you fuck." He backed down though, walked off still trying to talk smack.
Saw him on the way out and we locked eyes. I said, "Merry Christmas" and he had nothing.....
tool.
They have all those food tasting...booth things..... all over the place and I'm standing around waiting for some free grub.
All of a sudden, this 40 something year old dude starts flipping-the-fuck-out on the old lady that's giving out the samples.
"YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH....IF YOU WERE A GUY, ID TAKE YOU OUT SIDE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY MOTHER LIKE THAT?!?!? YOU NASTY FUCK...I OUGHTA SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!"
I could not believe what I was seeing. ...he goes on.
"YOU'RE DONE BITCH! I'M GETTING YOUR MANAGER AND YOU'RE FUCKING DONE!!"
The woman was in tears. I was pissed that I waited so long to say something, but I was floored at this fucking nut's performance.
Finally, I say "HEY, why don't you calm down man." He comes back with, "Why don't you mind your own fucking business, this has nothing to do with you."
Off he runs to get the manager and I stick around to see how it all plays out. I'm actually praying that this dude takes a swing at me at this point. So he comes back with the manager and the manager tells the old lady to close up shop. The old lady is trying to explain what happened but the manager wasn't interested. Meanwhile, the fucking pig is still getting in his shots. "I TOLD YOU SO BITCH! BYE!!!." Etc, etc.
I go over to the manager and I'm like, "Look, I don't know what started this whole thing, but this guy has been totally out of line." I try to go on but he gets in my face and screams, "I TOLD YOU TO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!!" I look him right in his eyes and say, "Look, I'm trying to stay calm, but I gotta tell ya... you're REALLY pressing your luck."
He tries to say something, but I get 3 inches from his face and cut him off with, "Shut your fucking mouth! Your a big tough guy screaming at an old lady...I'LL go outside in her place.....how's that?!?!" He really didn't seem to want any of that.
Now my wife is pulling me away and my mother in-law is giving him a piece of her mind. This asshole is actually trying to defend his actions. "You didn't even hear what she said to my mother." I'm firing back with some "GROW UP ASSHOLE'S"...it was great. He makes like he's coming after me and I shake my wife off and step towards him with a "Let's go you fuck." He backed down though, walked off still trying to talk smack.
Saw him on the way out and we locked eyes. I said, "Merry Christmas" and he had nothing.....
tool.
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