Coconut Grove is awesome!!!!

[Jickson]

I am almost brought to tears every time I listen to this! It makes me think of when I went to buy veggie weiners for my girlfriend and she locked me out. Then I threw the veggie dogs in the window and it landed in her daquiri, splashed on the coffee table and ruined the remote control. I was so upset that I didn't even eat dinner. The only way I could calm my frayed nerves was by listening to Coconut Grove...

[DLR7884]

Ummmmmm......you gonna be ok?

DLR7884
Why did she lock you out? Did you get a new remote?

[Carmine]

coconut grove is awesome.....Veggie weiners?

[Jickson]

No, never fixed the remote. Our relationship eventually fell apart, because she got sick of me asking her to get up and change the channel. I looked myself in the mirror after that, and swore that I would never, EVER, eat a veggie weiner again!!! Oh, I wish I could find a coconutty gal, we could live in SOCAL..... It's really true, how nothing matters...

[Mezro]

Re: Coconut Grove is awesome!!!!

Originally posted by Jickson
when I went to buy veggie weiners for my girlfriend and she locked me out.

Never date a girl who won't put meat in her mouth.

Mezro...here is your tofu baby...warm and sliky...right from the spout...

[WACF]

Mezro once again sets the standard for common sense....

[Jickson]

Actually, the vegetarians I've dated usually smell and taste better. Contrary to popular belief, most do put meat in their mouths, they just don't chew. Which in my case is good. See, I'm not a masochist, and therefore, don't need need to be mascerated. Oh, man! You got me off track! This thread is about Coconut Grove and all the great memories attached to it! I guess if you've gotten rough fellatio while listening to this tune this would be a great discussion. So give us details please.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Jickson
Actually, the vegetarians I've dated usually smell and taste better. Contrary to popular belief, most do put meat in their mouths

The only thing vegetarian women know albout a simple swallow is that they always come back to Capistrano.

Mezro...vegan women smell worse...shaving their hairy animal would be touching meat so they leave it grow into a hippy dippy fro...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Jickson
I guess if you've gotten rough fellatio while listening to this tune this would be a great discussion.

I've had my Coconuts washed in a Grove.

Mezro...don't take a woman to dinner; let her nibble on your sack meat - the salt provides electrolytes...

[Jickson]

Thanks for the advice Mezro! That's gonna save so much $$$$$! You want a job as my financial advisor??! OOOH, wait a second... LOSING THE FOCUS!! Coconut Grove, Coconut Grove, Coconut Grove, Coconut Grove..... *trails off getting faster and faste, more slurred until a high pitched humming noice emits from an entranced Jickson with his eyeballs rolled back in his head*

[Marlowe01]

"Coconut Grove" is one of those perfect beach songs...nothing more, nothing less.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Marlowe01
"Coconut Grove" is one of those perfect beach songs...nothing more, nothing less.

What a perfect little fag you are, nothing more, nothing less

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Marlowe01
"Coconut Grove" is one of those perfect beach songs...nothing more, nothing less.

YOU PM ME TELLING ME NOT TO TALK BAD ABOUT YOU, AND THEN YOU POST SHIT LIKE THIS?

FAT CHANCE, CUPCAKE

[Jickson]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
YOU PM ME TELLING ME NOT TO TALK BAD ABOUT YOU, AND THEN YOU POST SHIT LIKE THIS?

FAT CHANCE, CUPCAKE

Aw, c'mon, Marlow just seems to be harmlessly braindead, nothing more, nothing less.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jickson
Aw, c'mon, Marlow just seems to be harmlessly braindead, nothing more, nothing less.

5 stars for you