GAMERA
12-22-2004, 02:47 AM
I'm a big fat fucking Turtle, who is Sammy's bastard child.
Listen.
He's a fat fucking liar, that Sammy fucking Hagar.
He flushes my ass down the fucking toilet, and look at me...
now flames shoot out of my ass, and I have to save the fucking universe.
Well, there are 2 things I hate.
Slawterhouse (gone or not, it was the fucking travesty of all travesties)
and my bastard father Sammy Hagar.
Here's what I KNOW after the last tour stop.
Sammy's still fat.
Sammy's still a fat fucking liar.
Sammy is fronting a joke of a band.
Slawterhouse still sucks.
Any news by Sammy's nephew is fucking bullshit.
Any news by Eddie is fucking bullshit.
Any news by anything related to VH is bullshit.
Blame the orange on Slawterhouse.
Blame Van Hagar on Eddie.
Blame rigomortis on Alex.
Blame shit on the nose on Michael.
Blame pop on Van Hagar.
Any questions?
Don't ask them to Sammy, he'll tell you it was part of a song that sold 1 million the day before it went on sale.
Have a nice fucking day.
and Hagar fans? Fuck you for being so fucking ignorant.
Merry fucking Christmas
courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Turtle!
Listen.
He's a fat fucking liar, that Sammy fucking Hagar.
He flushes my ass down the fucking toilet, and look at me...
now flames shoot out of my ass, and I have to save the fucking universe.
Well, there are 2 things I hate.
Slawterhouse (gone or not, it was the fucking travesty of all travesties)
and my bastard father Sammy Hagar.
Here's what I KNOW after the last tour stop.
Sammy's still fat.
Sammy's still a fat fucking liar.
Sammy is fronting a joke of a band.
Slawterhouse still sucks.
Any news by Sammy's nephew is fucking bullshit.
Any news by Eddie is fucking bullshit.
Any news by anything related to VH is bullshit.
Blame the orange on Slawterhouse.
Blame Van Hagar on Eddie.
Blame rigomortis on Alex.
Blame shit on the nose on Michael.
Blame pop on Van Hagar.
Any questions?
Don't ask them to Sammy, he'll tell you it was part of a song that sold 1 million the day before it went on sale.
Have a nice fucking day.
and Hagar fans? Fuck you for being so fucking ignorant.
Merry fucking Christmas
courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Turtle!