To all you Ga Y Cherone Fans. You are full of shit !

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  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17160

    To all you Ga Y Cherone Fans. You are full of shit !

    Ok, Ive been chastised by the Ga Y Chreone fan club in the past, you know, the one that holds their annual meeting in a phone booth.
    Their main complaint ? I only judge Ga Y Cherone on "More than words"... Fair enough, as its the only Ga Y song I have have heard and its totally GAY !!!

    So strike me down !!! I fucking heard, for the first time in my life a second Ga Y Cherone song today. It went something like,

    "Theres a hole in my ass that can only be filled by you"

    I swear this song was every bit as GAY as "More than words"...

    Seriously there really is no argument. Ga Y is GAY !!!!

    No more trying to tell me that "More than words" is not a good example of Ga Y. Ive heard another tune.

    CASE DISMISSED, Ga Y is totally GAY !!!

    Phoney Cheronie Rides the Balonie Pony !!!
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!
  • DLR7884
    ROCKSTAR

    • Jan 2004
    • 5877

    #2
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Phoney Cheronie Rides the Balonie Pony !!!

    LOL!

    DLR7884
    GArY Cherone blows!
    Originally Posted by WARF:
    DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8959

      #3
      He's so gay, he sexually harasses himself!

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      • Brett
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3538

        #4
        Extreme was pretty shitty. Never got the whole hype with them.

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        • Bill Lumbergh
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2004
          • 5472

          #5
          My wife has an Extreme album. Nuff said.........

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          • GAMERA
            Groupie
            • Dec 2003
            • 61

            #6
            Glad I chose pink a few minutes ago, as it will fit right in here.

            Gary Cherone mentioned in the Main forum of this site is gay in and of itself, not for you PanaMark, as you did it retaliation obviously to some other fucking jizzbag who thinks he's relevant in any conversation, least of all one regarding Roth.

            Let me move on.

            Gary Cherone, and Extreme, in any form, suck the biggest dick Gary can find.

            Why do I know this.

            Truth is, I haven't heard any of their music, but, ANY fucking dipshit that would stand on stage with a band bearing the name VAN HALEN in a brown leisure suit and writhing around like Andy Dick in a field of naked men is a homo.

            Truth is, any other band that would have allowed the sanctimonious belching lyrics of More than Words to bastardize their music are also gay, if only by association.

            Any guitar player that looks like some chick walking around in the mall with a shirt that says I fuck big sticks (Nuno...but you knew that...didn't you) is surely gay.

            Anyone that mentions the Cherone era as being an era in VH needs to grow their hair out, get their nose pierced, buy a chain, connect it to said piercing on one end, and the nearest parked car on the other. Then wait to do your penance.

            Merry fucking Christmas

            and may your new year bring you a pair of vibrating jeans and self cleaning pelvicregion.
            Godzilla Ain't Shit

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            • WOAHYEAH
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 485

              #7
              XD
              Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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              • PHOENIX
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 2212

                #8
                EXTREME FUCKING ROCKED!


                Well they sort of did way back then.

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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20565

                  #9
                  EXTREME was the typical 80's hair metal band: Take one hot-shit Mongolian string-bender, add a average rythm section & one ham-fisted vocalist and VIOLA!

                  CHEESE-CITY ROCKERS.

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                  • blueturk
                    Veteran
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1883

                    #10
                    I saw a clip of Cherone with "Van Halen" and I'll be damned if he didn't look EXACTLY like Ted Danson on crystal meth.It was surreal.It was like Sam Malone started drinking again and jumped up on stage.And sucked.

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                    • GAMERA
                      Groupie
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 61

                      #11
                      Sam Malone wasn't gay. Sam Malone didn't wear brown leisure suits. Sam Malone got pussy, not was a pussy.

                      Of course, if he was on crystal meth, who knows.

                      Don't compare Cherone to anyone, perhaps Liberace, Rock Hudson?, Sammy Hagar?

                      fag...fag...fag...fag...
                      Godzilla Ain't Shit

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                      • smaz
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1441

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Panamark
                        Ga Y Ga Y Ga Y Ga Y Ga Y Ga Y. Ga Y
                        It looks like you missed a letter out there... Maybe not though :d I suppose it's hard to say 'Ga y' without saying 'Gay' instead
                        Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 58783

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GAMERA
                          Sam

                          Don't compare Cherone to anyone, perhaps Liberace, Rock Hudson?, Sammy Hagar?

                          fag...fag...fag...fag...
                          Freddy Mercury......without the talent.
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • McCarrens
                            Foot Soldier
                            • May 2004
                            • 705

                            #14
                            Well, wonders never cease?

                            Ford and I agree on something. Maybe the political unity of America can be rebuilt.

                            Just think of what brings this nation together: an undying hatred of men that sang with Ed and Al that were not DLR.
                            "The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"

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                            • Panamark
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 17160

                              #15
                              Im dreading that theres a third even Ga Yer song out there !!!!!

                              Its like listening to the Everly Brothers coming out of the closet !!!

                              And Ed and Al chose this pillow biter over Dave ????
                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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