Merry Christmas To The Van Halen Brothers

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Hello you no good bastards..

Dickface here to spread some holiday cheer..
I have a bigger bag than Santa CLaus.. but it's filled with gifts in the form of Balls..

For this year I am going to ask Santa for the same present that I usually ask for...
I could pray for world peace..
I could pray that the RainForest gets saved..
I could pray that some of you fuckers that haven't seen your dick in 10 years and haven't seen pussy for longer than that could somehow get laid..

Instead I am going to pray that the Halen Brothers get Herpes.
I hope their Meatsticks get infected with some fucking STD and their tard sacks look like 2 pieces of Charcoal...
I hope their tiny brains and even smaller cocks get the clap, genital warts, and somehow they get Vaginitis

I hope there is more crabs between their legs than at fucking Red Lobster....

The Halen Brothers Crab Shack..

Dear Santa..
Please bring Penis Cancer To THe Halens...

----Special Note To THe Ladies Reading This Thread-----------
Ladies and gay guys... this is the usual point of my posts that you become aroused...
Don't fight it it's natural
all right ladies, I know ya gotta be juicy by this point in the post.
Go ahead and take off ya panties then, wring em out and hang em up to dry.
In the meantime just place a bucket underneath ya to catch that leak
------------End Message TO THe Ladies--------------------------


So that is my holiday list to you bastards....
Spreading Holiday Cheer and disease...

Goodbye you no good bastards...

[DLR7884]

Classic, Dickface!

DLR7884
Just great.

[sambo]

:rolleyes:

[rustoffa]

Edsnuts roasting...on an open fire......

Thanks for making my holidays a little better you old bastard.
:D

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=9&dateline=1072948228

The face that digested itself.

[hot for david]

MERRY X-MAS TO ALL OF YOU GUYS CHEEERS ENJOY IT!!!!!!!

[JCOOK]

Thanks DickFace I was hoping for syphalis

[ODShowtime]

That fact that this message is stickied is why I love this place. Have an infested x-mas everyone!

[Matt White]

Dickface McSlapnuts: The ARMY's resident POET!

BRILLIANT.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

My Wish List For THis Year...

THis one is goling under the tree fo' sho

1. Eddie Van Halen Gets a Vaginal Yeast Infection
2. Alex Van Halen gets cancer of the ass and scrotbag.
3. Eddie Van Halen gets anal warts.. so severe that the daily salad tossings by Sammy Hagar come to a stop..

4. I hope that Wolfie loses 200-300 pounds...
That fat fuck!
5. I ask that Santa brings Alex 3 or 4 more Ex Wifes this year...
THat worthless fuck.


Goodbye you no good bastards...

[Kristy]

Wishing someone cancer is never funny.

[Leo VanNewhouse]

Season's Greetings to all here!!!!!!

[scottydabodi]

Dickface hits us with the poetry!! Excellent work, Mr. McSlapnuts. Happy Holidays to all the sick freaks at The Roth Army!!!

[muffinman14]

Nice post dickface!! I pray this is the WORST Christmas ever at the VH household.

[FORD]

Think the sisters will get a visit from the ghost of Van HALEN past??

[Panamark]

and after all Dickfaces wishes come true, I hope their VH pubes turn into kangaroos and kick their balls up their asses !

[Full Bug]

They let Hitch out of his padded cell long enough to let him make a post, how nice, must be the christmas spirit......

[academic punk]

Dickface (actually, you look more like an arseface), you really do deserve your own variety show on HBO, you know that?

[ThrillsNSpills]

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[Isaac R.]

Lol
You fuckers are crazy

[FORD]

Call this the official Army Xmas decoration.... it's going to the top of the tree....

[Plexi Head]

I wish my all time favourite guitar play, the one and only Edward Van Halen, sobriety and self esteem.

We will ALL benefit from that.

[Terry]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
My Wish List For THis Year...

THis one is goling under the tree fo' sho

1. Eddie Van Halen Gets a Vaginal Yeast Infection
2. Alex Van Halen gets cancer of the ass and scrotbag.
3. Eddie Van Halen gets anal warts.. so severe that the daily salad tossings by Sammy Hagar come to a stop..

4. I hope that Wolfie loses 200-300 pounds...
That fat fuck!
5. I ask that Santa brings Alex 3 or 4 more Ex Wifes this year...
THat worthless fuck.


Goodbye you no good bastards...

Lovely:baaa:

[rustoffa]

Season's Beatings!!!
:D

[Matt White]

A HO HO HO

[Dan]

What a Great Thread.

[frets5150]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Edsnuts roasting...on an open fire......

Thanks for making my holidays a little better you old bastard.
:D :lol:

[Panamark]

Merry Christmas Dickface 2006 !

Tanning his applesacks for the bitches of the world...

God Bless Him

[binnie]

Ed will be drunk for Xmas already...

[DavidLeeNatra]

ed is home for x-mas...

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[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by FORD
Call this the official Army Xmas decoration.... it's going to the top of the tree....


Good call ..:)

Here's the one I was really looking for, courtesy of Slapnuts...

clap your hands boys and girls


Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts

I've got a bigger sack than Santa Claus
which is filled with gifts in the form of balls
tellin old ladies to drop them draws
cause they cant get pregnant after menopause
I'm large and in charge even when it's cold
whip out my candy cane at the North Pole
it's fuzzy and cute just like a mole
when it digs deep in to your asshole
betchya wanna scream betcha wanna shout
got some stress then let it out
like a paper boy on my delivery route
I go round the neighborhood and dishin it out
[here's some for you and you and you
and it would be too cruel if I forgot about you
so I wont, cause I cant]

all right ladies, I know ya gotta be juicy by this point in the song.
Go ahead and take off ya panties then, wring em out and hang em up to dry.
In the meantime just place a bucket underneath ya to catch that leak,
cause the sexy meter's gonna keep on risin=

Ladies, this Dick's for you
it wants to do what you want it to
come on up, dont be shy
now let me nut in your left eye.





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[ppg960]

I'm taking it for granted that you won't be going to the tour show if they get back together??


Nice thread.

[Nickdfresh]

They already have herpes Sir Dickface...

Valarie gave it to them both after Schneider gave it to her "one day at a time..."