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Don Corleone
12-24-2004, 10:28 AM
We've had threads before on the EVH Art Series, but how that drunken bum has the nerve to ask thounsands of dollars for a guitar he hardly played then fucked up backstage show's me there is no limit to how much this guy will pimp his legacy.

Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:
Don Corleone
12-24-2004, 10:28 AM
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lms2
12-24-2004, 10:52 AM
I wish people would buy my broken stuff. :D

Then again, I've never really tried it. Maybe I should!
Matt White
12-24-2004, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
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I like the half -ass paint job. This clown could SHIT on a plate and certain monkeys would run out to buy it.
classicdude
12-24-2004, 12:42 PM
Where's the guitar with the chord lettering written on it from this latest aborted tour? Even with that, the reviews said he still played like shit. :(
John Holmes
12-24-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Don Corleone

Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:

I was shocked to gather that the broken guitar raised as much money as another working one did.

Imagine the wine stains on that guitar. And that smell of old wine mixed up with sweat, the same smell that wrestles your nostrils whenever a fucking homeless drunkard comes by.
John Holmes
12-24-2004, 01:37 PM
Look how fucking wasted he is, look:

http://www.van-halen.com/evh/evh064e.jpg
Big Troubles
12-24-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by John Holmes
I was shocked to gather that the broken guitar raised as much money as another working one did.

Imagine the wine stains on that guitar. And that smell of old wine mixed up with sweat, the same smell that wrestles your nostrils whenever a fucking homeless drunkard comes by.

:D I wonder if it was Ed that bought the Beatles guitar for $500,000 recently? Picture him painting it up. :D

all in all, Ed is a drunken hasbeen, and a shadow of his former self, but he still plays better than me.
Matt White
12-24-2004, 02:11 PM
He still plays better than half the known universe, but he's only at 25% by the sound of the boots from this year. What a waste.
WOAHYEAH
12-24-2004, 03:00 PM
LMAO!


He BROKE a guitar, and now he's selling it?!?!?
Don Corleone
12-24-2004, 03:29 PM
Taken from the auction:

This guitar was played live on stage in Hamilton, Ontario on November 10 (see Photo). Edward experienced an equipment failure while playing this guitar and subsequently destroyed the neck. Edward will autograph this guitar along with the date and city it was played in. The photo sequence below illustrates Edward playing the guitar and after experiencing malfunction, removing the cable and then exiting the stage with the guitar.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2384&item=3771379622

This is now selling at $7150.
Vivian Campbell
12-24-2004, 03:52 PM
I love Capitalism.
Coyote
12-24-2004, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
We've had threads before on the EVH Art Series, but how that drunken bum has the nerve to ask thounsands of dollars for a guitar he hardly played then fucked up backstage show's me there is no limit to how much this guy will pimp his legacy.

Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:

Ok, I have a hypothetic question (see below):













































A bit lower...



















































































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WHAT IF I JUST DON'T CARE?!
Don Corleone
12-24-2004, 04:14 PM
I have a hypothetical answer for you then


























Lower



















A little lower









































If you don't care why did you bother reading the thread?
Coyote
12-24-2004, 04:21 PM
The sheer magnetism of a car crash, I guess...
Don Corleone
12-24-2004, 04:22 PM
That's a fair point I guess.
Coyote
12-24-2004, 04:24 PM
If there's one thing us =VH= fans are good at, it's guess work.

I guess... :D
Don Corleone
12-24-2004, 04:26 PM
I've got another one now. It appears that Ed has now forgotten how to spell his own name:
Coyote
12-24-2004, 04:35 PM
Eddie Vao Hdemn? Who's that?
WOAHYEAH
12-24-2004, 04:58 PM
This is fucking pathetic.

He's selling TRASH. He breaks a guitar neck, then he tries selling it for 8 grand?

...i see....

And the 2nd one, I could even forge a better looking autograph than that.
WOAHYEAH
12-24-2004, 04:59 PM
He just doesnt care for the fans or what? Won't even take the time to give them a half assed autograph?

Lets say he *wasnt* drunk for the 2nd one. . .can't take an extra few seconds to slow it down a little, and make it readable?

Bullshit.
DavidLeeNatra
12-24-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
He just doesnt care for the fans or what? Won't even take the time to give them a half assed autograph?

Lets say he *wasnt* drunk for the 2nd one. . .can't take an extra few seconds to slow it down a little, and make it readable?

Bullshit.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=336798
DavidLeeNatra
12-24-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
If there's one thing us =VH= fans are good at, it's guess work.

I guess... :D

I guess we had to practise guessing for six years...so we are good at it!!!
DavidLeeNatra
12-24-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
I've got another one now. It appears that Ed has now forgotten how to spell his own name:

did he sign it while he was slamming it???
rustoffa
12-24-2004, 08:46 PM
He's gonna blow another hip out if he ain't careful.

A drunk man his age shouldn't be swattin' at roaches on his deck with a dangerous instrument.
:D
tydhurst
12-24-2004, 08:51 PM
I pity the high bidder on that. He thought it was worth bidding for!
Big Troubles
12-24-2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
He's gonna blow another hip out if he ain't careful.

A drunk man his age shouldn't be swattin' at roaches on his deck with a dangerous instrument.
:D LOL
Panamark
12-25-2004, 02:57 AM
So he has found another form of broken body to flog on a regular
basis... Its pretty obvious what Ed thinks of the fans.
Coyote
12-25-2004, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I guess we had to practise guessing for six years...so we are good at it!!!

Yeah, I guess so.

*What fuckin' Psychic Channel? This is the Roth Army!*
DavidLeeNatra
12-25-2004, 12:03 PM
starting bid was 5.150 $ ... guess 1.984 wasn't enough for this greedy fuck...but 08,12 $ or better 3,16 $ would have been fair....
classicdude
12-25-2004, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Eddie Vao Hdemn? Who's that?



Cross Edweird Van Halen with Heineken and you get Eddee vao Hedemmmmm....for an additional $51.50 EVH will vomit on it also....
Don Corleone
12-27-2004, 04:58 AM
Well he got $10,051.50 for that broken guitar in the end.
John Holmes
12-27-2004, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
Well he got $10,051.50 for that broken guitar in the end.

Oh, but Eddie is such a good guy. He'll give it all away for charity... For himself.

He looks like a fucking homeless boozehound anyway, he needs the money.

http://www.heavenlyphotography.com/images/unfortunate/new_additions/homeless-Crest.jpg