What is that bum selling now

[Don Corleone]

We've had threads before on the EVH Art Series, but how that drunken bum has the nerve to ask thounsands of dollars for a guitar he hardly played then fucked up backstage show's me there is no limit to how much this guy will pimp his legacy.

Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:

[Don Corleone]

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[lms2]

I wish people would buy my broken stuff.

Then again, I've never really tried it. Maybe I should!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
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I like the half -ass paint job. This clown could SHIT on a plate and certain monkeys would run out to buy it.

[classicdude]

Where's the guitar with the chord lettering written on it from this latest aborted tour? Even with that, the reviews said he still played like shit.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Don Corleone

Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:

I was shocked to gather that the broken guitar raised as much money as another working one did.

Imagine the wine stains on that guitar. And that smell of old wine mixed up with sweat, the same smell that wrestles your nostrils whenever a fucking homeless drunkard comes by.

[John Holmes]

Look how fucking wasted he is, look:

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by John Holmes
I was shocked to gather that the broken guitar raised as much money as another working one did.

Imagine the wine stains on that guitar. And that smell of old wine mixed up with sweat, the same smell that wrestles your nostrils whenever a fucking homeless drunkard comes by.

I wonder if it was Ed that bought the Beatles guitar for $500,000 recently? Picture him painting it up.

all in all, Ed is a drunken hasbeen, and a shadow of his former self, but he still plays better than me.

[Matt White]

He still plays better than half the known universe, but he's only at 25% by the sound of the boots from this year. What a waste.

[WOAHYEAH]

LMAO!


He BROKE a guitar, and now he's selling it?!?!?

[Don Corleone]

Taken from the auction:

This guitar was played live on stage in Hamilton, Ontario on November 10 (see Photo). Edward experienced an equipment failure while playing this guitar and subsequently destroyed the neck. Edward will autograph this guitar along with the date and city it was played in. The photo sequence below illustrates Edward playing the guitar and after experiencing malfunction, removing the cable and then exiting the stage with the guitar.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2384&item=3771379622

This is now selling at $7150.

[Vivian Campbell]

I love Capitalism.

[Coyote]

Re: What is that bum selling now

Originally posted by Don Corleone
We've had threads before on the EVH Art Series, but how that drunken bum has the nerve to ask thounsands of dollars for a guitar he hardly played then fucked up backstage show's me there is no limit to how much this guy will pimp his legacy.

Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:

Ok, I have a hypothetic question (see below):













































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WHAT IF I JUST DON'T CARE?!

[Don Corleone]

I have a hypothetical answer for you then


























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A little lower









































If you don't care why did you bother reading the thread?

[Coyote]

The sheer magnetism of a car crash, I guess...