Whats with Ed's teeth and Nig Nose? [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

aesop

12-28-2004, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by The Godfather
http://brodystevens.typepad.com/photos/world_of_music/edward_van_halen.jpg

Looks like he just crawled off the dock after working a lobster boat fot 40 years...

...and swabbed the deck with his face...

IMFUCKINPISSED

12-28-2004, 06:45 PM

Someone needs to dig up the photo that the cat sitting on the airline
next to Ed on that flight to LA? Sent in about a month ago!
There is the proof Ed has No more Teeth!
Just Fragments of rot!
Still cant see how any chick could swap spit with that Festering mouth!

guitarboy5150

12-28-2004, 07:09 PM

he just looks wasted in this picture

GAR

12-28-2004, 07:14 PM

If that's what a million bux in the bank looks like - then baby make mine milk too!

http://www.peculiarpeople.com/Images/MiscPhotos/atcrabmon.jpg

academic punk

12-28-2004, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by firestarter
you notice ed's got fucked up teeth and a nig nose!!

other than that your a racist prick, do you have a point???

DavidLeeNatra

12-28-2004, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
other than that your a racist prick, do you have a point???

damn good question...

Nickdfresh

12-28-2004, 08:24 PM

http://www.masquersclub.org/masquers-scrapbook-pg16-wc-fields.jpg

That nose reminds me of someone!

Nickdfresh

12-28-2004, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Travis Bickle
Ed's got a 'Nig Nose'! LMMFAO!!!!

******************!!!

I was hoping Roth fans were above this racial shit. You disappoint! By the way, the guy in your avatar has dated black women.

Bill Lumbergh

12-28-2004, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I was hoping Roth fans were above this racial shit. You disappoint! By the way, the guy in your avatar has dated black women.

I agree. First of all Dave's jewish, and like you said, I'm sure he's fucked just about every race out there. Morons.

academic punk

12-28-2004, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
damn good question...

Thanks Natra. It's appreciated.

as for whoever is the mod on this forum, can you delete this thread if you don't mind?
or is this the kind of thing that you want the site to be known for?

Nickdfresh

12-28-2004, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I agree. First of all Dave's jewish, and like you said, I'm sure he's fucked just about every race out there. Morons.

True, but I was talkin' 'bout DeNiro (Taxi Driver), who tends to prefer black women. Though, I have heard about Dave and a certain Nubian Princess!;)

DavidLeeNatra

12-28-2004, 08:39 PM

dave is a black man trapped in a jewish body and there should be no room for racist shit on a site dedicated to that man...just my opinion...

Nickdfresh

12-28-2004, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
dave is a black man trapped in a jewish body and there should be no room for racist shit on a site dedicated to that man...just my opinion...

One shared by the vast majority.

diamondsgirl

12-28-2004, 08:49 PM

you can't make people act right

DavidLeeNatra

12-28-2004, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you can't make people act right

but we don't have to take it without a little "fuck you, asshole"

diamondsgirl

12-28-2004, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
but we don't have to take it without a little "fuck you, asshole"

of course you don't, and you won't, which is what makes you cool in my book, Natra :)

academic punk

12-28-2004, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you can't make people act right

yes you can. especially if YOU ask them while wearing that outfit in your avatar, DG...

DavidLeeNatra

12-28-2004, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
of course you don't, and you won't, which is what makes you cool in my book, Natra :)

thank you very much...it's sometimes hard to be somewhere as a german and not to be considered as a nazi-racist per se...

WOAHYEAH

12-28-2004, 09:04 PM

This is one lame-ass topic.

Ted Nugent

03-07-2005, 09:00 AM

It doesn`t matter if Eddie has got a big nose, bad teeth etc.. He could weigh 300 pound, I`wouldn`t mind. He still is one of the greatest guitarplayers ever. Up there with The Nuge and Carlos!

steve

03-07-2005, 09:04 AM

Ed and Al are half-Indonesian, by the way.

Terry

03-07-2005, 10:31 AM

Ed just looks bad.

Roth has looked kinda silly at times, 'specially in 2002 with his Krusty the Clown spandexed outfits and those peroxided weaves, but the man still looked fit.

EVH appears extremely unhealthy. Shame, too. If natural causes is the prime factor, EVH will be the first CVH member to go.

Ted Nugent is one of the greatest guitar players ever? Whatever floats your boat.

DavidLeeNatra

03-07-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by steve
Ed and Al are half-Indonesian, by the way.

you've been to the linx, too ;)

and sam is half lebanese...maybe that causes his hatred towards dave who is jewish...we got some middle east conflict in van halen going on...

Terry

03-07-2005, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by steve
Ed and Al are half-Indonesian, by the way.

That's right. 50% Indonesian, and 100% Douchebag.

DavidLeeNatra

03-07-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Terry
That's right. 50% Indonesian, and 100% Douchebag.

and 200% assholes...

Terry

03-07-2005, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
and 200% assholes...

Shore 'nuff!:rockit2: :rockit2:

steve

03-07-2005, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by Terry
That's right. 50% Indonesian, and 100% Douchebag.

I agree.

Let's keep the characterizations of Ed and Al on topic (they are DICKS) and less racial...which only makes US look like assholes.

fryingdutchman

03-07-2005, 12:06 PM

[Up there with The Nuge and Carlos! [/B][/QUOTE]

Nugent's a douchebag pedophile and can't hold a candle to EVH when it comes to guitar.

And who cares about fuckin' Carlos Santana?

Isn't he still suckin' Rob Thomas' knob?

Eddie is THE man when it comes to guitar. Of course the same can't be said when it comes to business decisions and interpersonal relationships.

Nugent....every time you post you put mouse in your fucking mouth. You're a fag.

Nitro Express

03-07-2005, 01:47 PM

We need someone who is black to say Ed has a n*gger nose. Black people can use that word without getting in trouble and I'm sure many black people would agree Ed is a white n*gger.

Jano

03-07-2005, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
thank you very much...it's sometimes hard to be somewhere as a german and not to be considered as a nazi-racist per se...
You're fine Natra even if you're german,by the way a german soldier save my all family during WW2.A nazy 's officer told him to kill my grand father,my grand mother,my uncles ,my aunts and my mom because they were hidding in a cave but when the officer lived the house the guy never did it.He just take off and that 's all!If that guy was a stupid mother fucker i would not be here right now.So even during the war some germans were cool!

DavidLeeNatra

03-07-2005, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Jano
You're fine Natra even if you're german

man...that sentence alone holds a lot of prejudice ;)

but thanks for the nice words anyway, my french neighbor!

Jano

03-07-2005, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
man...that sentence alone holds a lot of prejudice ;)

but thanks for the nice words anyway, my french neighbor!
No problem Natra,fuck the nazy shit about the german!

Nitro Express

03-07-2005, 03:07 PM

Most of the Germans I know are total hippis and tree huggers. Even if Hitler rose from the dead there isn't enough spit and polish left in Germany to make decent Nazi soldiers with anyways.

Don Corleone

03-07-2005, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by guitarboy5150
he just looks wasted in this picture

Fuckin hell..... It's Gollum with a guitar.

academic punk

03-07-2005, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
We need someone who is black to say Ed has a n*gger nose. .

No we don't. I'm sorry to see that this thread has been resurrected.

When we as Dave fans get into this kind of mud-slinging and name-calling, it's no surprise that people at other message boards have the opinion they do of us (and it reflects back on Dave).

One bad apple...

Ted Nugent

03-07-2005, 04:34 PM

I agree with Academic Punk, why can`t we all just get along? I`ve read most of the replies to my post, and some are downrigth hostile.. Or at least that`s the way I perceive them. Van Halen music is ofcourse very conductive to manly behaviour, and boys will be boys, but let`s not forget the message of love that`s so deeply ingrained in some of the VH classics. Like Carlos said: "Van Halen plays from the cosmos, embracing the spiritual flow of love between the planets"

DavidLeeNatra

03-08-2005, 04:11 AM

funny thing is...when it comes to flaming or name calling this board really gets tough and you see some muscels...but on the other hand, if somebody asks "to cheat or not to cheat" all the tough guys turn into some "catholic school girl pussies" :D

fryingdutchman

03-08-2005, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by Ted Nugent
I agree with Academic Punk, why can`t we all just get along? I`ve read most of the replies to my post, and some are downrigth hostile.. Or at least that`s the way I perceive them. Van Halen music is ofcourse very conductive to manly behaviour, and boys will be boys, but let`s not forget the message of love that`s so deeply ingrained in some of the VH classics. Like Carlos said: "Van Halen plays from the cosmos, embracing the spiritual flow of love between the planets"

You're pretty fuckin' perceptive!

Nobody gives a fuck what Carlos Santana has to say.

Nugent....go find a website for horoscopes and push your "messages of love" somewhere else. You're a Hagar worshipping troll.

You seem to like quoting people....so here's one for you...

Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets"...

"Go sell crazy somewhere else....we're all stocked up here."

Panamark

03-08-2005, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by Ted Nugent
It doesn`t matter if Eddie has got a big nose, bad teeth etc.. He could weigh 300 pound, I`wouldn`t mind. He still is one of the greatest guitarplayers ever. Up there with The Nuge and Carlos!

Hhahahahaha

Classic Comedy ! Thanks Mate !

house0paincakes

03-13-2005, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I was hoping Roth fans were above this racial shit. You disappoint! By the way, the guy in your avatar has dated black women.

So true...