where has sarge been

[hagar4pres]

hey sarge you prick earlier in the year what was up with this site. i mean come on i must admit it kinda sucked balls and just not any balls but mr david lee roth's balls. anyways keep it up thats if you can still get it up.

[azcrdnal]

Re: where has sarge been

Originally posted by hagar4pres
hey sarge you prick earlier in the year what was up with this site. i mean come on i must admit it kinda sucked balls and just not any balls but mr david lee roth's balls. anyways keep it up thats if you can still get it up.

what a fucking tool.

[ALinChainz]

It's a cry for attention.

What's the deal, don't Sammy fans have fan sites?

Or do they all share this guy's mentality.

[Julius]

Re: where has sarge been

Originally posted by hagar4pres
hey sarge you prick earlier in the year what was up with this site. i mean come on i must admit it kinda sucked balls and just not any balls but mr david lee roth's balls. anyways keep it up thats if you can still get it up.

...further proof the average Hagar fan is illiterate.

[Albert Einstein]

What a retard!

[nutts]

Go back to e-gay ya fuck! He must be the web master for the Sammy 'tard brigade.

[Sarge]

Re: where has sarge been

Originally posted by hagar4pres
hey sarge you prick earlier in the year what was up with this site. i mean come on i must admit it kinda sucked balls and just not any balls but mr david lee roth's balls. anyways keep it up thats if you can still get it up.

Does it really matter? Since we don't know each other what do you want me to say?
Well lets see .. I was busy.
Normally I would say that I was busy tea-baggin' your mom but instead I will try to give a more serious answer.


<________ Look to the left .. see how many days I have been registered? Well I did have the site as you see it ready 1 year ago but I didn't post it because I didn't have the time.
I actually have a woman, a life, a golf game.. etc and I didn't want to post the site until I was 100% ready to bring it back.
This site.. is up for good.

And about me still being able to get it up..
At least I am not celebrating Hagar and Sucking Monster Elephant cocks on another board like you are.

[knuckleboner]

but sarge, i thought you were busy on your tour of duty in the champagne room of crazy horse, at least until the U.S. changed it's policy...

[Sarge]

Sarge himself has announced that the DLR Army is "back in motherfuckin' business." Time to storm the castle, rescue the damsel in distress and make it to the bar just in time for Happy Hour (complete with a complementary nacho bar)! After a brief leave it's time to re-enlist Weekend Warriors, and fight to support Diamond David Lee Roth and his army of supporters.
This is the pure, uncut, uncensored, unadulterated stuff. This is where classic Van Halen is celebrated (and mourned) and Diamond Dave reigns as the supreme toastmaster of the immoral majority, the King of Any and All Things Rock n' Roll.
So where have we been, what have we been up to? Stockpiling weapons of mass entertainment, conquering foreign bands and, in general, laying waste to a rag-tag army of Sammy Hagar fans (what the fuck is a Waborita anyway?) who got in our way. "There is only one singer for Van Halen, and that's David Lee Roth." We agree. And we'll fight for the right of all Dave fans to make their voices heard. Nobody rules these streets at night but us. More obnoxious
and obstinate than Jesse Helms after a scotch and Viagra milk shake, join our growing legion of fans dedicated to honoring the Commander in Chief of Rock n'
Roll - David Lee Roth.

[Gmoney]

Hey Sarge -- Just give him the he's #1 sign....

[KANE]

TEA BAGGIN, whats sup with that, homo...
SUP SARGE, you salad shootin, hitch humpin beeotch, didnt see you over in that fucked up desert WTF..
SITE LOOKS SWEET, DARLIN..

[Seshmeister]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..