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guwapo_rocker
12-30-2004, 12:31 PM
The Extra Mile
Listening to Aunt Marys life advice. Plus: David Lee Roth, Man of the Year.

by Tom Gogola - December 30, 2004





MIKE SHEVELKIN


Me and Aunt Mary were sitting in the rental car, waiting for my train, talking family stuff. "Go the extra mile," she says to me, in answer to a question I'd raised about being a better fambly man. "This is the year for you to go the extra mile."
Aunt Mary is a born-again Christian, but not of the moralizing, anti-gay variety. She likes her riverboat casinos as much as she likes the occasional snort of Blackhaus, but she's still my elder--gets upset whenever I curse, stuff like that. Even still, Mary Virginia's my friend, and we can joke around like friends do.

"You should become a preacher," I tell her. "I hear the money is real good."

We've had our ups and downs over the years, but I was happy to spring for Aunt Mary's airfare and car rental so she could come up from Louisiana for the holidays. You do what you can, when you can. It's the extra mile. It's a fine idea.


Fishing Report Person of the Year Award
Every year around this time the chattering classes start making book on who's going to be Time magazine's Person of the Year; bets are made, dark horses are cited, columnists make suggestions on how Time can shake things up, do something surprising. And then, when the blessed day arrives, the magazine generally comes up with the least objectionable, most obvious person of all to put on its cover. No surprise, then, that it was George W. Bush this year. No surprise, either, that Osama bin Laden, despite obvious qualifications, did not make the cut in 2001.

What about David Lee Roth, former Van Halen frontman? Diamond Dave was a hero of mine back when I was in high school, but now that he's an emergency medical technician on an ambulance crew in the Bronx, he's an even bigger one. As far as I'm concerned, Dave's is the feel-good story of the year. He even helped save a woman's life. My God, can you imagine what it must be like to have David Lee Roth shock you with his paddles?

Dave, you've gone the extra mile. Congratulations--You're the Fishing Report Person of the Year!

Link (http://newhavenadvocate.com/gbase/News/content?oid=oid:94751)

Carmine
12-30-2004, 12:37 PM
Great find GR!

DavidLeeNatra
12-30-2004, 03:45 PM
:D

hot for david
12-30-2004, 10:51 PM
LOL :D

diamondsgirl
12-30-2004, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
My God, can you imagine what it must be like to have David Lee Roth shock you with his paddles?



Did it just get really hot in here or what? :cool:

Rikk
12-30-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Did it just get really hot in here or what? :cool:

LMFAO!!:p

Matt White
12-30-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Did it just get really hot in here or what? :cool:

As soon as you signed back on!!!!:D

Good to see ya DG!!!

diamondsgirl
12-30-2004, 11:30 PM
hey there Matt :)
always good to see you...

Rikk
12-31-2004, 12:56 AM
DG, you sure lit up a thread deader than Bea Arthur's sex life.
http://beanaked.jinwicked.com/images/couchbea.jpg

Panamark
12-31-2004, 07:55 AM
Dont you just love it ?
We have Alice, Spam, etc etc telling the media how mentally fucked
up Dave is, Dave says nothing.

Imagine those Van Hagar fuckers after it became known that Dave
was volunteering his time as an EMT. "That Dave is so fucked in the
head, Man, he doesnt even know whats going on anymore, and its
probably not his fault" -media- "Um ok, we hear he is volunteering
his time to learn medical training and help others, sorry Mr Van Halen
who is fucked in the head again ?"


Onya DAVE !! HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM OZ (We are a little ahead of
the rest of you here)

DavidLeeNatra
12-31-2004, 09:17 AM
I read the bass player answering the question if he has heard about dave's emt thing and he said that "this could be some publicity stunt but with dave...you never know, ha ha"...eat your words you useless fatass

Panamark
12-31-2004, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I read the bass player answering the question if he has heard about dave's emt thing and he said that "this could be some publicity stunt but with dave...you never know, ha ha"...eat your words you useless fatass

Remeber when that dude used to play Bass for Van Halen ?
Was a long time ago.

I wonder if Spammy and little Mickey record together, whether
he will be allowed to play on the record, or whether Spammy
will give it to the BullDyke ??

Shutup Mikey, bendover, now go up the shops and buy us some more beer. Theres a good boy.

Rikk
12-31-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I read the bass player answering the question if he has heard about dave's emt thing and he said that "this could be some publicity stunt but with dave...you never know, ha ha"...eat your words you useless fatass

That coming from a tabasco-loving, submarine-sandwich eating fatass bass player that will probably be one of Dave's rescues!

Nickdfresh
12-31-2004, 02:31 PM
We all know who Mickey really loves:

"MMMMmmmm...Give me some suga' bitch!"

"You got it Sammy!"

BrownSound1
12-31-2004, 04:02 PM
Isn't it ironic ...or maybe it isn't....that the article comes from the New Haven Advocate? Happens to be the same town that Van Hagar's Live Without a Net was filmed, but Sammy didn't get no Man of the Year. ;)

Panamark
01-01-2005, 05:37 AM
Now we are all in the new year !

Happy new year to all the Army Posters, Mods and Webbies ;)