Athlete's New Year's Resolutions

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Alright...we have a bunch that need them...throw them in here...

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It goes something like this:

Maurice Clarett: To stop lying about EVERYTHING!...including being a first round draft pick...

[Figs]

Giambi: learn how to be a high average singles hitter.

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Bobby Petrino: To REALLY stay with Louisville, or LSU, or Florida, or Notre Dame, or Syracuse, or........

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Barry Bonds: To keep the media at bay by being an asshole so they can't ask me any questions about that cream...oh wait...I already am an asshole...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

To Tom Brady: Get well soon after breaking your leg in the 1st playoff game !!!!

[blueturk]

John Fox; No matter how good my team is in overtime,I will NOT play for overtime again! I will go for a field goal!

[ALinChainz]

Ron Artest - To buy a ticket the next time I want to be in the Palace stands. Maybe after asking for another month off to push my real bad music label.

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From Artest: To find a nice couch to take a rest on, and not the scorers table...oh...and BY MY NEW CD you fucka's...

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For Mack Brown: For the Big 12 to lose their head during scheduling this coming year...and forget to pit Oklahoma vs. Texas....

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To John Cooper, former coach of OSU: To not be bitter about his twin Mack Brown, who can't win big games just as much as Cooper couldn't, getting a 10 year 25 million dollar extension...

[Island Boy]

Don King, rip off more people with my sorry heavyweight division PPV's.

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LeBron James: No skanky whores with big mouths, and an elbow detector

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Kobe Bryant: A sniper to take out my bitch wife, and the number to that ho in Colorado. That resisting act and constant No's really turned me on

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Karl Malone: A rodeo ring, some hand-cuffs, a five foot vibrator, a tazer, and that puerto rican bitch Bryant's married to...