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Alright...we have a bunch that need them...throw them in here...
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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is." -
It goes something like this:
Maurice Clarett: To stop lying about EVERYTHING!...including being a first round draft pick..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is." -
Giambi: learn how to be a high average singles hitter.Comment
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Bobby Petrino: To REALLY stay with Louisville, or LSU, or Florida, or Notre Dame, or Syracuse, or........"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Barry Bonds: To keep the media at bay by being an asshole so they can't ask me any questions about that cream...oh wait...I already am an asshole..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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To Tom Brady: Get well soon after breaking your leg in the 1st playoff game !!!!Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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John Fox; No matter how good my team is in overtime,I will NOT play for overtime again! I will go for a field goal!Comment
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Ron Artest - To buy a ticket the next time I want to be in the Palace stands. Maybe after asking for another month off to push my real bad music label.Comment
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From Artest: To find a nice couch to take a rest on, and not the scorers table...oh...and BY MY NEW CD you fucka's..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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For Mack Brown: For the Big 12 to lose their head during scheduling this coming year...and forget to pit Oklahoma vs. Texas...."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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To John Cooper, former coach of OSU: To not be bitter about his twin Mack Brown, who can't win big games just as much as Cooper couldn't, getting a 10 year 25 million dollar extension..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Don King, rip off more people with my sorry heavyweight division PPV's.Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!Comment
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LeBron James: No skanky whores with big mouths, and an elbow detector"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Kobe Bryant: A sniper to take out my bitch wife, and the number to that ho in Colorado. That resisting act and constant No's really turned me on"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Karl Malone: A rodeo ring, some hand-cuffs, a five foot vibrator, a tazer, and that puerto rican bitch Bryant's married to..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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