academic punk
01-02-2005, 03:21 PM
and dedicates them to Ed!
Atomic Drunk
I need a drink before I go on stage
A fifth of alcohol. Whoa, yes
I can't remember my name or my age
My liver! It says, "No moooooore, no more!"
Nobody rules these mini-bars at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!!!
Oh, yeah. Ah-ah!
I am stumbling around this stage tonight
I fall over to the ground. Wha? Whaaat???
On every wall and place my fearsome thirst is hung
The room's spinning around. Whoa, yes!
Nobody rules these liquor stores at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
Ahhah!
(Guitar Solo)
Ohh!
I am the servant of this toilet bowl
It's the thing keeping my head from the ground. Oh-oh
On every wall and place my fearsome regurgitation is hung
The room's spinning around. Around and around!
Nobody rules these crates of Lowenbrau but me!!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
BLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)
Atomic Drunk
I need a drink before I go on stage
A fifth of alcohol. Whoa, yes
I can't remember my name or my age
My liver! It says, "No moooooore, no more!"
Nobody rules these mini-bars at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!!!
Oh, yeah. Ah-ah!
I am stumbling around this stage tonight
I fall over to the ground. Wha? Whaaat???
On every wall and place my fearsome thirst is hung
The room's spinning around. Whoa, yes!
Nobody rules these liquor stores at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
Ahhah!
(Guitar Solo)
Ohh!
I am the servant of this toilet bowl
It's the thing keeping my head from the ground. Oh-oh
On every wall and place my fearsome regurgitation is hung
The room's spinning around. Around and around!
Nobody rules these crates of Lowenbrau but me!!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
BLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)