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Discouraging Poll Data Puts Dio Near “The Last in Line”
Discouraging Poll Data Puts Dio Near “The Last in Line”
As voters vote in today’s Democratic primary, new polling data suggests a nearly insurmountable challenge for the flagging presidential campaign of heavy metal singer Ronnie James Dio.
A CNN/Gallup poll of 200 likely voters in the seven primary states shows a strong lead for Sen. John Kerry (MA), followed closely by the other major candidates; Dr. Dio currently polls at an abysmal #16—wedged between jokey write-in candidates “Barney Fife” at #15 and “That guy who played Potsie” at #17.
Undeterred by the prospect of being defeated by a fictional TV policeman, Dr. Dio said “Two eyes from the east—It’s the angel or the beast. And the answer lies between the good and bad”—a theme to which Dio’s campaign has, inexplicably, returned often in recent weeks.
As voters vote in today’s Democratic primary, new polling data suggests a nearly insurmountable challenge for the flagging presidential campaign of heavy metal singer Ronnie James Dio.
A CNN/Gallup poll of 200 likely voters in the seven primary states shows a strong lead for Sen. John Kerry (MA), followed closely by the other major candidates; Dr. Dio currently polls at an abysmal #16—wedged between jokey write-in candidates “Barney Fife” at #15 and “That guy who played Potsie” at #17.
Undeterred by the prospect of being defeated by a fictional TV policeman, Dr. Dio said “Two eyes from the east—It’s the angel or the beast. And the answer lies between the good and bad”—a theme to which Dio’s campaign has, inexplicably, returned often in recent weeks.
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