SPORTS INJURY Risk: Cockfisting invalidated, reports Surgeon General

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SPORTS INJURY Risk: Cockfisting invalidated, reports Surgeon General

01-04-2005, 07:01 PM

I think I broke my Gocksickle™, it is indeed drooping onto the floor.

I am leaving snailTrails® all over the kitchen floor, and when I leave the house it gets caught in the front door handle.

My Damascus Tendon is sprained I believe.

(I also believe I just invented a part of the human anatomy not in previous existents..)

FWAAAAAAAH~!!!!!
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01-04-2005, 07:04 PM

horrifying news...
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01-04-2005, 07:05 PM

moved...

Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"
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