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  • rochesterdr
    Groupie
    • Jan 2005
    • 65

    Anywhere but America...

    Alright...here's my deal; I'm looking to move somewhere overseas where I can go to college online and collect the GI Bill. I shouldn't have to worry about getting a job, I've got enough to hold me over for a few years. here's the main criteria, in no particular order.

    1. Beautiful Girls
    2. Low cost of living
    3. friendly locals
    4. beaches- gotta have water
    5. Adventure

    That's pretty much it. So far my list of possibilities is this: Thailand (a front runner), anywhere in Eastern Europe (the women!), central America (Panama, Costa Rica, etc.) New Zealand (adventurous, beaches) Australia, South Africa, Phillipines, S. America (Venezuela, Brazil)

    Also- Ive got the possibility of a back door draft coming up-unlikely in my case- but a possibility nonetheless. So...a place a little off the beaten path is cool with me.

    So...any thoughts?
  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    South America!
    Last edited by ELVIS; 01-05-2005, 01:05 AM.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      South American women make much better wives than American women.

      An American woman has several fundamental problems that will never go away and that will get much worse a few years after she is married:

      Her inherent anti-male bias and pre-occupation with fairness that was drilled into her at high school, college, and through the media. Her constant confrontations and trying to prove herself and to make a point.
      Her self-centeredness, her ridiculously high expectations, her sense of entitlement, her high-maintenance, superficial, and stuck up attitude, her snootiness and her sense of superiority. This "princess" syndrome means that she will always think that she is better than you, and that she deserves and she is entitled to whatever she wants from you.
      Her general mental instability and psychological disorders.
      Her using sex as a weapon and reward to get things.
      South American women generally don't have any of these problems. Marrying an American woman simply does not make sense. The ONLY reason men stay with American women is because they did not have enough exposure to South American women. Any man who spent a few months in South America will not even look at American women again.



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      • rochesterdr
        Groupie
        • Jan 2005
        • 65

        #4
        I agree, dude...American women are definitely not marriage material. Feminism is some scary shit. I should know, my own sister has a Harvard degree in women's studies.

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        • DEMON CUNT
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 3242

          #5
          I'm a homo!
          Last edited by ELVIS; 01-05-2005, 03:25 AM.
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          • NightProwler
            Sniper
            • Jul 2004
            • 850

            #6
            It is easy to see why you boys don't have a woman.

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            • rochesterdr
              Groupie
              • Jan 2005
              • 65

              #7
              Originally posted by NightProwler
              It is easy to see why you boys don't have a woman.

              Hey Shitbrick...you have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Now go fuck yourself.

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              • NightProwler
                Sniper
                • Jul 2004
                • 850

                #8
                I know you don't have a woman, junior.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by rochesterdr
                  Alright...here's my deal; I'm looking to move somewhere overseas where I can go to college online and collect the GI Bill. I shouldn't have to worry about getting a job, I've got enough to hold me over for a few years. here's the main criteria, in no particular order.

                  1. Beautiful Girls
                  2. Low cost of living
                  3. friendly locals
                  4. beaches- gotta have water
                  5. Adventure

                  That's pretty much it. So far my list of possibilities is this: Thailand (a front runner), anywhere in Eastern Europe (the women!), central America (Panama, Costa Rica, etc.) New Zealand (adventurous, beaches) Australia, South Africa, Phillipines, S. America (Venezuela, Brazil)

                  Also- Ive got the possibility of a back door draft coming up-unlikely in my case- but a possibility nonetheless. So...a place a little off the beaten path is cool with me.

                  So...any thoughts?
                  Give New Zealand a try.

                  Beaches
                  Babes
                  Bush
                  BBQ
                  Friendly People
                  Great Outdoors
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • DEMON CUNT
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 3242

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
                    I'm a homo!
                    Last edited by ELVIS on 01-05-2005 at 03:25 AM
                    So that's how Elvis likes to play. What a coward!
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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      Actually, I tried to quote you, but I hit the edit button, by mistake...


                      Then, I decided to just go with it and erase the entire post...


                      No big deal, not like you posted a message from Jesus...

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                      • DEMON CUNT
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 3242

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        Actually, I tried to quote you, but I hit the edit button, by mistake...

                        Then, I decided to just go with it and erase the entire post...

                        No big deal, not like you posted a message from Jesus...
                        That's cool I thought it was funny; in an abuse of power kinda way.

                        What were you going to add?
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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          Now i don't remember...

                          What did you post ?

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                          • DEMON CUNT
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3242

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            Now i don't remember...

                            What did you post ?
                            Short term memory loss?

                            A picture of marijuana suggesting that Amsterdam would be a good place.
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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Oh yeah...

                              I said 'Keep on getting high"...


                              LMAO!


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