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rochesterdr

01-04-2005, 11:44 PM

Alright...here's my deal; I'm looking to move somewhere overseas where I can go to college online and collect the GI Bill. I shouldn't have to worry about getting a job, I've got enough to hold me over for a few years. here's the main criteria, in no particular order.

1. Beautiful Girls:D
2. Low cost of living
3. friendly locals
4. beaches- gotta have water
5. Adventure

That's pretty much it. So far my list of possibilities is this: Thailand (a front runner), anywhere in Eastern Europe (the women!), central America (Panama, Costa Rica, etc.) New Zealand (adventurous, beaches) Australia, South Africa, Phillipines, S. America (Venezuela, Brazil)

Also- Ive got the possibility of a back door draft coming up-unlikely in my case- but a possibility nonetheless. So...a place a little off the beaten path is cool with me.

So...any thoughts?

ELVIS

01-05-2005, 12:01 AM

South America!

ELVIS

01-05-2005, 12:02 AM

South American women make much better wives than American women.

An American woman has several fundamental problems that will never go away and that will get much worse a few years after she is married:

Her inherent anti-male bias and pre-occupation with fairness that was drilled into her at high school, college, and through the media. Her constant confrontations and trying to prove herself and to make a point.
Her self-centeredness, her ridiculously high expectations, her sense of entitlement, her high-maintenance, superficial, and stuck up attitude, her snootiness and her sense of superiority. This "princess" syndrome means that she will always think that she is better than you, and that she deserves and she is entitled to whatever she wants from you.
Her general mental instability and psychological disorders.
Her using sex as a weapon and reward to get things.
South American women generally don't have any of these problems. Marrying an American woman simply does not make sense. The ONLY reason men stay with American women is because they did not have enough exposure to South American women. Any man who spent a few months in South America will not even look at American women again.

:elvis:

rochesterdr

01-05-2005, 01:00 AM

I agree, dude...American women are definitely not marriage material. Feminism is some scary shit. I should know, my own sister has a Harvard degree in women's studies.

DEMON CUNT

01-05-2005, 01:09 AM

I'm a homo!

NightProwler

01-05-2005, 01:23 AM

It is easy to see why you boys don't have a woman.

rochesterdr

01-05-2005, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by NightProwler
It is easy to see why you boys don't have a woman.

Hey Shitbrick...you have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Now go fuck yourself.:)

NightProwler

01-05-2005, 02:04 AM

I know you don't have a woman, junior.

Dan

01-05-2005, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by rochesterdr
Alright...here's my deal; I'm looking to move somewhere overseas where I can go to college online and collect the GI Bill. I shouldn't have to worry about getting a job, I've got enough to hold me over for a few years. here's the main criteria, in no particular order.

1. Beautiful Girls:D
2. Low cost of living
3. friendly locals
4. beaches- gotta have water
5. Adventure

That's pretty much it. So far my list of possibilities is this: Thailand (a front runner), anywhere in Eastern Europe (the women!), central America (Panama, Costa Rica, etc.) New Zealand (adventurous, beaches) Australia, South Africa, Phillipines, S. America (Venezuela, Brazil)

Also- Ive got the possibility of a back door draft coming up-unlikely in my case- but a possibility nonetheless. So...a place a little off the beaten path is cool with me.

So...any thoughts?

Give New Zealand a try.

Beaches
Babes
Bush
BBQ
Friendly People
Great Outdoors

DEMON CUNT

01-05-2005, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
I'm a homo!
Last edited by ELVIS on 01-05-2005 at 03:25 AM

So that's how Elvis likes to play. What a coward!

ELVIS

01-05-2005, 02:33 AM

Actually, I tried to quote you, but I hit the edit button, by mistake...

Then, I decided to just go with it and erase the entire post...

No big deal, not like you posted a message from Jesus...;)

DEMON CUNT

01-05-2005, 02:36 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Actually, I tried to quote you, but I hit the edit button, by mistake...

Then, I decided to just go with it and erase the entire post...

No big deal, not like you posted a message from Jesus...;)

That's cool I thought it was funny; in an abuse of power kinda way.

What were you going to add?

ELVIS

01-05-2005, 02:40 AM

Now i don't remember...:D

What did you post ?

DEMON CUNT

01-05-2005, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Now i don't remember...:D

What did you post ?

Short term memory loss?

A picture of marijuana suggesting that Amsterdam would be a good place.

ELVIS

01-05-2005, 03:20 AM

Oh yeah...:D

I said 'Keep on getting high"...

LMAO!

:elvis:

DEMON CUNT

01-05-2005, 03:27 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Oh yeah...:D

I said 'Keep on getting high"...

Fuckin' legalize and tax that shit!

Nickdfresh

01-05-2005, 06:30 AM

Seriously, Art Bell (now the weekend host of Coast-to-Coast AM) had a guest on a few years back covering this very topic. His slant was more on how retired couples could live in a secure country, but where they could confortably live on a $100K or so for the rest of their lives. He mentioned Belize in Central America as a good choice. That's all I remember.

Nickdfresh

01-05-2005, 06:34 AM

ODShowtime

01-05-2005, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by rochesterdr
Alright...here's my deal; I'm looking to move somewhere overseas
So far my list of possibilities is this: Thailand (a front runner)

So...any thoughts?

uh yeah, you should be able to snatch up some decent beach front property in Thailand pretty cheap right about now...

ODShowtime

01-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
South American women make much better wives than American women.

An American woman has several fundamental problems that will never go away and that will get much worse a few years after she is married:

Her inherent anti-male bias and pre-occupation with fairness that was drilled into her at high school, college, and through the media. Her constant confrontations and trying to prove herself and to make a point.
Her self-centeredness, her ridiculously high expectations, her sense of entitlement, her high-maintenance, superficial, and stuck up attitude, her snootiness and her sense of superiority. This "princess" syndrome means that she will always think that she is better than you, and that she deserves and she is entitled to whatever she wants from you.
Her general mental instability and psychological disorders.
Her using sex as a weapon and reward to get things.
South American women generally don't have any of these problems. Marrying an American woman simply does not make sense. The ONLY reason men stay with American women is because they did not have enough exposure to South American women. Any man who spent a few months in South America will not even look at American women again.

:elvis:

Is that from the nomarriage site? Good stuff. They're not all like that, but the hot smart ones often are. At least around here.

Just when you think you have a good one, they pull that entitlement crap. I want a smart woman, but I don't want to end up like JA!

scam failin

01-05-2005, 09:25 AM

rochesterdr..................i have been in bucharest ,romania and the women here are NUMBER ONE ! STUNNING! nice beaches, beautiful nature.the food is awesome.cost of living is low.very relaxed atmosphere.warm hearted people.ROMANIA IS WORTHY. elvis..............your right on the fucking money dude about american women.i only get dry heaves now thinking about american women after experiencing so many romanian women.but for many there it is too painful to realize this and the multitude of so many other american horror tragedys that plague the american white male.

rochesterdr

01-05-2005, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by NightProwler
I know you don't have a woman, junior.

...Just like I know you are a douche bag.

BigBadBrian

01-05-2005, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
So that's how Elvis likes to play. What a coward!

So what? It's not like FORD hasn't done the same thing. :gulp:

LoungeMachine

01-05-2005, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
So what? It's not like FORD hasn't done the same thing. :gulp:

That's ALWAYS the defense with you guys.....

Clinton did it.......

Ford did it........

Scott Peterson did it......

ELVIS

01-05-2005, 02:37 PM

OJ did it...

BigBadBrian

01-05-2005, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's ALWAYS the defense with you guys.....

Define "you guys" :gulp:

DEMON CUNT

01-05-2005, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Define "you guys"

I think he means conservative dummies like you! :D

You were probably the neighborhood tattle-tale.

LoungeMachine

01-05-2005, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Define "you guys" :gulp:

All depends on what your definition of IS, is...:p

DEMON CUNT

01-05-2005, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
All depends on what your definition of IS, is...:p

Ha! I would have stained the hell outta that damn dress Peter North style! Chubby Jew girls are delicious!

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ODShowtime

01-05-2005, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
Ha! I would have stained the hell outta that damn dress Peter North style!

ah yes, Peter North:

:blow:the Mayor of the Moneyshot :blow:

There's someone we can all look up to.

ODShowtime

01-05-2005, 06:00 PM

ah that didn't turn out like I wanted it to. oh well

Ally_Kat

01-11-2005, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by rochesterdr
American women are definitely not marriage material.

Excuse me?

NightProwler

01-11-2005, 03:13 AM

If you nerd boys put half as much effort into living your life as you do making fools of yourselves you might actually have a woman.

Ally_Kat

01-11-2005, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by NightProwler
If you nerd boys put half as much effort into living your life as you do making fools of yourselves you might actually have a woman.

Amen.

I've noticed far too much that guys expect us to make all the sacrafices and compromises to make their lives easier.

Nickdfresh

01-11-2005, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by NightProwler
If you nerd boys put half as much effort into living your life as you do making fools of yourselves you might actually have a woman.

How do you know I don't ButtProwler? What, does your fat and ugly wife constitute some sort of pride? Go guard the food court, I hear some teenagers are there you can terrorize.

kentuckyklira

01-11-2005, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by NightProwler
I know you don't have a woman, junior. Who wants to have just 1 woman??

:confused: :confused:

NightProwler

01-11-2005, 07:20 AM

"food court"?

LMAO

you were fired from there which is why you are obsessed with it!

NightProwler

01-11-2005, 07:21 AM

"Who wants to have just 1 woman??"

you have NO woman, get real, kid.

Nickdfresh

01-11-2005, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by ButtProwler
"food court"?

LMAO

I was fired from the mall for propositioning men in the bathrooms!

Yeah, very clever retort from a witless piece of shit securoputz! Wasting tax payer dollars showing how stupid you are mall-security.

BTW, Flappo does own you. LMAO

Nickdfresh

01-11-2005, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by NightProwler
"Who wants to have just 1 woman??"

you have NO woman, get real, kid.

At least he prefers women, unlike you ButtProwler!

NightProwler

01-11-2005, 08:47 AM

Why are you fantasizing about my butt, you demented queer?

NightProwler

01-11-2005, 08:48 AM

nikkie

flucko gave you aids, you will die soon enough.

Do you EVER plan on getting a job and moving out of your mother's basement?

Nickdfresh

01-11-2005, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by NightProwler
nikkie

flucko gave you aids, you will die soon enough.

Do you EVER plan on getting a job and moving out of your mother's basement?

Recycling comebacks now, huh? Is being boring and uncreative one of the reasons you became a security guard? I guess that's a prerequisite eh ButtProwler? Makesure you get up once in a while so the sores on your ass don't fester.

Snow Ho

01-11-2005, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Amen.

I've noticed far too much that guys expect us to make all the sacrafices and compromises to make their lives easier.

sounds like they aren't looking for wives but mothers. kinda gross putting it that way.

Ally_Kat

01-11-2005, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by Snow Ho
sounds like they aren't looking for wives but mothers. kinda gross putting it that way.

But makes complete sense. And yet, momma is still number one to them. Which can be cute sometimes...

ODShowtime

01-11-2005, 01:37 PM

oh yeah, the men in this country are deluded

big :rolleyes:

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yeah, very clever retort from a witless piece of shit securoputz! Wasting tax payer dollars showing how stupid you are mall-security.

BTW, Flappo does own you. LMAO

so this is where the nightfaggot ended up after getting pwn3d by pretty much everybody at the dump.

to answer the original question, i do know at least one country in europe that has all those qualities...Croatia!

Dubrovnik and a boat called "Vagina"...in MAY!

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 02:55 PM

Croatia!

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 02:56 PM

Croatian pussy!!!

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 02:57 PM

Croatia...we were already swimming in the ocean in May...

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 02:58 PM

Split, Croatia, and the boat expedition...

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:01 PM

Dubrovnik, Croatia, the historical city that the serbs bombed just to tease the Croatians...it has no tactical value whatsoever.

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:02 PM

this is actually from Sarajevo, Serbia-Montenegro, but you'll get the point...

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:06 PM

the cheerleaders of Hajduk Split, the soccer team...they happened to have their practise just when we walked in...they played AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" during their show practice...worked for me.

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:08 PM

what do you think?

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:09 PM

getting drunk during the cruise from Dubrovnik to Split...

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:10 PM

...until two of my classmates passed out!

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:12 PM

another perfect pepris-shot

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:14 PM

getting drunk again, this time with my class sisters

Golden AWe

01-11-2005, 03:15 PM

the cheap beer!

ODShowtime

01-11-2005, 03:16 PM

wow, an informed opinion

Nickdfresh

01-11-2005, 03:17 PM

Cool picks! Yeah, ButtProwler is just bitter 'cause he was outed here as a useless Homeland Security shithead, that wastes taxpayer dollars while ignoring his supposed job, patroling The Gaphttp://java.sun.com/j2ee/1.4/docs/tutorial/doc/images/tm.gifagainsts terrorists and rampaging junior highschool girls.
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