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Wolverine
01-05-2005, 01:30 PM
what hot broad or broads is dave pumping these days??

Mezro
01-05-2005, 02:12 PM
Mezro...he must need two bong loads to hit this...

chunkashin!!
01-05-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...he must need two bong loads to hit this...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?!?

Mezro
01-05-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by chunkashin!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?!?

That?

Mezro...that is who Dave is banging...her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein...

lms2
01-05-2005, 02:35 PM
Mezro, say it ain't so...

chunkashin!!
01-05-2005, 02:40 PM
No! Is this the best Dave can do?!?, Mabey he became a Personality kina guy...

lms2
01-05-2005, 02:43 PM
It must be love. He said the women he falls for are not considered "beauties" in the typical fashion....

chunkashin!!
01-05-2005, 02:46 PM
Hmm, Suits himself, as long as he's happy.

Carmine
01-05-2005, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...he must need two bong loads to hit this...

Good god almighty! My eyes....What did you say her name was Mez, Wildabeast?

CROWBAR
01-05-2005, 02:49 PM
HOLY SHIT MEZRO!!

YOU BROKE MY MONITOR!! :D

Mezro
01-05-2005, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by CROWBAR
HOLY SHIT MEZRO!!

YOU BROKE MY MONITOR!! :D

Hope you kept that Warranty Card Crow:)

Mezro...I had to poke a hole in a chunk of cardboard with a pin to look at her...

jojo2371
01-05-2005, 02:58 PM
so that was a pic of some guy that had some plastic surgery done right

The Alexster666
01-05-2005, 03:13 PM
dave probably wouldn't pass up a Bj from that thing, but he wouldn't date it...

Mezro
01-05-2005, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by jojo2371
so that was a pic of some guy that had some plastic surgery done right

Nope...that is really a woman.

Mezro...story goes: she caught her husband in the sack with a young woman and vowed to look better...she changed her face to THAT...not sure how that is an improvement...

jojo2371
01-05-2005, 06:05 PM
maybe her husband liked to fuck lions ..........

jojo2371
01-05-2005, 06:16 PM
then again cant u just picture this crazy bitch walking into a plastic surgeons office and the doctor asking her what she'd like done or how she would like to look and she wips out a dvd of the lion king and points to the cover and says right there baby ! thats my ticket to the promised land

Mezro
01-05-2005, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by jojo2371
maybe her husband liked to fuck lions ..........

LOL...maybe he did.

Mezro...he made her stand on a ball as he whipped her with meat by-products...

academic punk
01-05-2005, 09:26 PM
She is actually something of a New York celebrity. And, beleive it or not, she DID have repeated plastic surgery with the goal of looking more "lioness"esque.

she has since divorced from her husband and is considered one of the city's most desirable bachelorettes (she's WICKED fuckin' wealthy. Like Ana Nicole Smith numbers)

Golden AWe
01-07-2005, 01:12 PM
that's worse than michael jackson...well, maybe not that bad!

Golden AWe
01-07-2005, 01:15 PM
here's a list of Dave's favorites in Scandinavia, Russia, Poland and the Baltic countries

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15445

LadyTudor2711
01-07-2005, 06:56 PM
Who is the source of this? Any photos?

Jocelyn Wildenstein. I saw her at an auction at Christie's. She was not wearing all her gorgeous jewelry and her make-up..... She is not that bad in person. Lots of scar tissue. This is a bad picture.

I have seen photos from before her surgery in a magazine. I think she is Swiss , she was a real beauty. Beautiful blonde hair and a gorgeous face. I don't really understand why she had all that surgery, it is a mystery.

Good for Dave if he is dating her, she is a high profile person both in New York and abroad. The Wildenstein family is known for their art collection/dealers. Tremendously wealthy. They started during WWII after the invasion, Paris? Some have accused them of selling Nazi art, works confiscated from the Jews. Again more rumors...

Get it while you can...

In a way there is a little symmetry to this.

LT

83USFESTIVAL
01-08-2005, 02:24 PM
they dub her the cat woman. she was profiled on date line not too long ago. she is a little off her rocker but as lt stated she is a well known socialite in nyc.

when dave was last on howard stern a handful of callers stated that dlr had a history of bisexuality. please say it aint so. i cant think of a guy who has banged more hot chicks than dlr.

Switch84
01-08-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by The Godfather
what hot broad or broads is dave pumping these days??


:confused: :p Who are YOU bangin', Godfather? This (unhealthy) obsession with Davy Baby's sex life is kinda stalker-ish! It appears you fellas want to live out your fantasies through Dave, and that ain't gonna happen. His EMT duties are much more important than trying to time-travel back to his 20s through some silicone gold digger.

Grow up, y'all!

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Sarge's Little Helper
01-08-2005, 02:38 PM
:confused: :p Who are YOU bangin', Godfather? This (unhealthy) obsession with Davy Baby's sex life is kinda stalker-ish! It appears you fellas want to live out your fantasies through Dave, and that ain't gonna happen. His EMT duties are much more important than trying to time-travel back to his 20s through some silicone gold digger.

Grow up, y'all!

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

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83USFESTIVAL
01-08-2005, 07:34 PM
since when does a guy's job duties get in the way of wanting to bang hot chicks? according to your opinion all of america is unhealthy for being interested in a celebrity's sex life. this is a fan forum. we try to learn more about dlr. if you dont like it, i would suggest going to the sammy site.

Fabulous Shadow
01-08-2005, 08:18 PM
I'm not sure but would someone give him my number?

83USFESTIVAL
01-08-2005, 09:43 PM
why dont you give me your number and we will call it even!

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm not sure but would someone give him my number?

That lucky bastard!!!!!!!!!!


:)

aesop
01-09-2005, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by 83USFESTIVAL
why dont you give me your number and we will call it even!

You lucky bastard!!!!!!!!!!


:)

Fabulous Shadow
01-09-2005, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by 83USFESTIVAL
why dont you give me your number and we will call it even!

:D

DavidLeeNatra
01-09-2005, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by 83USFESTIVAL
why dont you give me your number and we will call it even!

meet her at natra's...she's at the bar next to the rat pack ;)

redblkwht
01-10-2005, 02:54 AM
an ex photo of this chic..

redblkwht
01-10-2005, 02:56 AM
yet another..what a beast now, what was she thinking?:asshole:

CROWBAR
01-10-2005, 07:51 PM
She MUST have been hittin' the crack pipe to do such a thing!

Oh yeah, whose Dave bangin' these days?:D

Wolverine
01-12-2005, 10:09 PM
dave is probably bangin those triplets!!

GAR
01-13-2005, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
In a way there is a little symmetry to this.

YES. Very little symmetry, and the surgeon ofblame ought to be dissected for it.