Alex VH Surprised He's Not Dead

[tomballin]

From the recent Van Halen article in Classic Rock Magazine:

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/7772/alex30dead0ah.jpg

Keep trying Alex, nobody likes a loser.......Forget About It!!! - Pete Picasso

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/7011/36mj.jpg

[house0paincakes]

Alex is too stupid to die...

[John Holmes]

He tried? Doubtful. There are a lot of ways to commit suicide. Although you gotta have the balls to point a gun at your head and draw. And we all know Alex is a fucking eunuch - he ain't go no balls nor dick, the poor doll. Just a plastic smooth surface under his soiled pants.

[Black Betty]

Alex still thinks he's 29 ..... :D

[NightProwler]

Alex has been brain-DEAD since birth.

[flappo]

no , still not funny yet

back on ignore

[NightProwler]

flucko

you pathetic liar...you said you already had me on ignore!

LMAO

It is hilarious watching you, so desperate for my attention!

[flappo]

don't you get bored with being owned so often , pugsley ?

you need to get a new act , fatso

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by flappo
don't you get bored with being owned so often , pugsley ?

you need to get a new act , fatso

time for arnie?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=357190

[NightProwler]

Hey tubby...you said you had me on ignore.

LMAO

That is as big a lie as you "owning" anyone.

[Panamark]

Alex is still alive ???

I thought it was "Weekend at Bernies" for that
last tour. A few roadies with wooden rods, making his arms
move to a backing tape...

They left him in that underground alimony cave for 12 months
too long.

But if you squint when you look at his carcass behind the drum kit,
you can almost imagine its 1984 again :)

[Nickdfresh]

Somebody send Alex the Dr. Kevorkian machine stat!

[tomballin]

MTV - 1986: Dave, after the breakup, how do you feel about your old band (VH)

DLR: - Two butt cheeks, two family jewels, two Van Halens........(DLR looks at camera and just shrugs)

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/4258/dlrtovh2x1ga.jpg

[Matt White]

"Paging Dr. Howard..........."

[DLR7884]

Assholes like AVH live to be 95-100 years old.

DLR7884
He's a douchebag.

[rustoffa]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tomballin
[B]From the recent Van Halen article in Classic Rock Magazine:

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/7772/alex30dead0ah.jpg

Keep trying Alex, nobody likes a loser.......Forget About It!!! - Pete Picasso

Al's a suicidal failure®!

Marriage, Drumming, Appearing non-mongoloidish, now suicide.....

What a list of Failed Cuntastrophe's!

[Mezro]

On Vulcan Alex is really 180.

Mezro...he looks like Shatner fondled his ass socket.

[hot for david]

Originally posted by house0paincakes
Alex is too stupid to die...

that's right lol hahahahaha:D

[Starwood]

mediocre talent with another mediocre quip from his mediocre mind.

[GAR]

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/7772/alex30dead0ah.jpg

It is clear to me that he isn't that sincere: we've been emailing requests to Alex for his head to appear behind our delivery van's back dually tires without any reply whatsoever.

Crashing in Ed's Porsche20 years back doesn't constitute a suicide attempt, either, because he wasn't driving - they were all out high from smoking that rope - and all three of 'em piled outta the car laughing their heads off while the crumbling brick wall's freshly-minced contents pebbled down upon the rear of said vehicle like they didn't have a care in the world about it.

People that really wanna kill themselves just do it and forego the MamaDRAMA™

[GAR]

Originally posted by John Holmes
And we all know Alex is a fucking eunuch - he ain't go no balls nor dick

If the plumbing's no good down there, I may in trouble if them 6 kids DNA test don't match the BabyDADDY.

I'm neither confirming nor denying anything here, see, except: Let the man think his kids are his own..

[franksters]

too bad he missed himself..

[franksters]

cause maybe DAVE and ed would've stick together,,well ed would've followed DAVE's attitude!

[Don Corleone]

Ironic, how instead of killing himself, he's managed to sucessfully kill his career.

[Fabulous Shadow]

I don't think he's reffering to suicide... I think he's talking about driking and drugging and living a "Ain't so simple" life...