Jesterstar's Word of the Day

[LoungeMachine]

Jesterstar's Word of the Day

Poor Jesterstar has been complaining lately of the fact that the average intelligence of Army members is higher than that of the other boards he inhabits. He keeps getting called out on his third grade spelling level.

Rather than continuing to mock and ridicule poor Jesterfool, we Army members should lend a helping hand. In that spirit I am starting the Jesterfool word of the day.

Today's words, since Jesterfool seems to have a particular problem with them, is YOUR AND YOU'RE.

Jesterfool, here is an example:

YOUR = as in " your lack of intelligence is keeping you from a decent paying job"

YOU'RE = as in "you're going to need to put some rubbing alcohol on your new "free parking" tattoo on your ass, or else an infection may set in"

Please help Jesterfool, because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[Jesterstar]

Wow a attack on my Spelling I hope that I can recover.............Yawn

[DLR7884]

Now "you're" copying my yawns?

DLR7884
WTF?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Now "you're" copying my yawns?

DLR7884
WTF?

They are contagious due to you and your boyfriends boring posts.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
They are contagious due to you and your boyfriends boring posts.

I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not a polesmoker like you.

If other people's posts are so boring, why do you respond?

DLR7884
?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not a polesmoker like you.

If other people's posts are so boring, why do you respond?

DLR7884
?

Oh yes you do have a boyfrined. His name is Loungemachine. But you call him Poundmachine. That's right I know all about it.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Oh yes you do have a boyfrined. His name is Loungemachine. But you call him Poundmachine. That's right I know all about it.

You didn't answer my question alien boy.

DLR7884
Answer the question.

[Jesterstar]

I respond to you because I think that through talking to a top notch person like me you'll strive to do better in your own life.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I respond to you because I think that through talking to a top notch person like me you'll strive to do better in your own life.

Top notch people work in mailrooms?

DLR7884
I like where I'm at.....it's not in a mailroom.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Top notch people work in mailrooms?

DLR7884
I like where I'm at.....it's not in a mailroom.

Well you love working as a gay male protitute.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Well you love working as a gay male protitute.

22 minutes to come up with that?

You didn't even spell the punchline correctly.

DLR7884
Sad.

[DaveIsKing]

Dat Jester...he so funny....

Fuckin' dimwit...a demitasse would fit your head like a sombrero.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
22 minutes to come up with that?

You didn't even spell the punchline correctly.

DLR7884
Sad.

You know how you can't type and suck a dick at the same time. Well I can't type and sort mail at the same time.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You know how I can't type and suck a dick at the same time.

That's just a little too much information.

DLR7884
Wow.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
That's just a little too much information.

DLR7884
Wow.

Clarly you changed what I said by retyping it in the quote. I invented that. Owned again.