What the fuck happened to Kirstie Alley?

**Fabulous Shadow** · 01-13-2005, 10:01 PM

It's Jenny Craig... She got divorced and then lost the boyfriend that she left the husband for. She got what she deserved...

**academic punk** · 01-13-2005, 10:07 PM

Yo, man, that bitch gone and sold out.

She used to be about the food, man! She used to be all about the fooooood.

then that punk-ass Jenny Craig come running along with a pile of dollar bills, says, "Yo, Kristie, how'd you like some of these, huh? What do you think about that?"

"Hey, great," Kristie responded, "That kinda money could keep me in doughnuts for two whole days."

"No, no, no, it ain't like that," Jenny tells her, "You goota EARN this money, yo. You gotsta looooose the pounds and sacrigfince the cheddar if you want some of this here cheddar."

What does she goa nd do...bitch sells out man. that ain;t right.

**tomballin** · 01-13-2005, 10:11 PM

Same thing that happenned to Stevie Nicks.

Her body rebounded off the heavy coke days and not eating, then getting on downers and eating all the time.

**academic punk** · 01-13-2005, 10:16 PM

Bitch sold out, is all I's sayin', yo.

**Ally_Kat** · 01-14-2005, 01:26 AM

didn't she put weight on for that Fat Actress show she's doing?

**MAX** · 01-14-2005, 01:35 AM

At least I was fortunate enough to throw one in her before she got fat!!!

**Fabulous Shadow** · 01-14-2005, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
didn't she put weight on for that Fat Actress show she's doing?

No, they picked her for the show BECAUSE she WAS a fat actress. Seriously!

**twonabomber** · 01-14-2005, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
didn't she put weight on for that Fat Actress show she's doing?

no, she got the show because she's really a fat actress.

**DLR7884** · 01-14-2005, 11:01 AM

She is gross.

Did anyone see that episode of "Without A Trace" that she was on a few months ago.

DLR7884
What a pig!

**academic punk** · 01-14-2005, 02:53 PM

Bitch sold out, yo.

Ho used to be about the Twinkies, yo. Used to be about the FOOD!!!