Come A Dog Little Longie....

[DaveIsKing]

The "almighty" Hitch has decided to grace us with his presence once again with his tool, Jesterstar, side by side...

The irony of the situation is that Hitch's tumor has spread to his friends making this the first case of a contagious tumor. Congratulations to Hitch and his little bitch for slapping their meats together and proving to the scientific community that idiocy is, in fact, a disease.

Courtesy of Dr. DaveIsKing©

[Jesterstar]

You've owned yourself with this wayste of a fucking post. Your making a powerful enemy. It's over for you dude.

[DaveIsKing]

It appears severe brain damage is already taking effect in the smaller subject, here.

Courtesy of Dr. DaveIsKing©

[Jesterstar]

Ummmmm Sure dude. You have no idea. Your going to bring the full force of Hitchworld down on you man. Don't do this. I don't want to see you get owned worse than you already have. How about you just pretend you won and stop this now. I'm trying to help you out buddy.

[DaveIsKing]

Seems as if the small one is getting rather irritated by the prodding. Hmmm...the tumor appears to have eaten his dick off first...and created a small hole resembling a pussy. Although, a very skanky looking one. The larger one seems to be in hiding.... again.

Courtesy of Dr. DaveIsKing

[Jesterstar]

Hey I am doing you a favor. I like you man. Well I mean as much as anyone likes a loser who lives in his mothers basement.

[DaveIsKing]

The small one obviously makes more noise than the larger of the two, who remains silent and frightened. Furthermore, the small one seems to keep redundantly mumbling the same incoherent "phrases". The larger of two seems to be cowering in the corner...perhaps a Scooby snack will work.

Courtesy of Dr. DaveIsKing©

[DLR7884]

Back to the mother's basement cracks?

DLR7884
And remember this is coming from a guy who needs to pay his phone bill to get service back! LOL.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Back to the mother's basement cracks?

DLR7884
And remember this is coming from a guy who needs to pay his phone bill to get service back! LOL.

Well yea because I bought alot of shit for my family for christmas.

[DLR7884]

Why would you give your family shit for Christmas?

DLR7884
Grow up and learn how to budget your fucking money Ryan.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why would you give your family shit for Christmas?

DLR7884
Grow up and learn how to budget your fucking money Ryan.

Dude you don't know what it's like to live a awsome lifestyle like me. OWNED.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude you don't know what it's like to live a awsome lifestyle like me. OWNED.

Being molested, seeing spaceships, working in a dead end job, and having your phone cut off is an "awsome" lifesyle?"

Maybe on planet jackass.

DLR7884
Grow up.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Being molested, seeing spaceships, working in a dead end job, and having your phone cut off is an "awsome" lifesyle?"

Maybe on planet jackass.

DLR7884
Grow up.

dude your a Virgin and spend all day fingering your asshole.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
dude your a Virgin and spend all day fingering your asshole.

Why do you feel the need to recycle the same shit all week long?

DLR7884
Hitch called me, he told me to take it easy on you.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why do you feel the need to recycle the same shit all week long?

DLR7884
Hitch called me, he told me to take it easy on you.

It's not recycling..........It's presenting the facts.