Top Gun's "Gayness" [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 10:36 AM

The shower Scene with LoungeMachine, Daveisking and DLR7884 in the movies "Buttering up MAn Ass for Pleasure" was my personal gayest.

UGS

01-14-2005, 10:37 AM

Ya, really. That volleyball scene was totally unnecessary too. And the whole time you're watching the movie, you know that Slider would give anything to do Val Kilmer

distortion9

01-14-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
The shower Scene with LoungeMachine, Daveisking and DLR7884 in the movies "Buttering up MAn Ass for Pleasure" was my personal gayest.

Who you trying to kid? We all know that you're the only shitdick around here.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by distortion9
Who you trying to kid? We all know that you're the only shitdick around here.

He was molested as a child.

DLR7884
;)

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by distortion9
Who you trying to kid? We all know that you're the only shitdick around here.

Who are you???

distortion9

01-14-2005, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by DLR7884
He was molested as a child.

DLR7884
;)

That must have been recently, he spells like a 4 year old.

distortion9

01-14-2005, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Who are you???

Nevermind who I am, shitdick.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by distortion9
Nevermind who I am a nobody, I have a shitdick.

Oh that's right your owned by me.

distortion9

01-14-2005, 10:48 AM

Boy....you really showed me.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 10:50 AM

Hope your schedule is free distortion.....this little queer won't quit.

DLR7884
:)

distortion9

01-14-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Hope your schedule is free distortion.....this little queer won't quit.

DLR7884
:)

Yeah, I've noticed....it's cool.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by distortion9
Boy....you really showed me.

I'm sorry that you had to join that club of other losers like DIK, and 7884 and LoungeGaymachine. But you did and forever are owned.

distortion9

01-14-2005, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm sorry that you had to join that club of other losers like DIK, and 7884 and LoungeGaymachine. But you did and forever are owned.

Good one

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by distortion9
Good one

Thanks Dude. Sorry I own you now. But that is the way to cookie Crumbles. Go make me a Sandwich.

distortion9

01-14-2005, 11:07 AM

Uh oh, I'm "OWNED".

I can't even begin to imagine how I'll go on with my life.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by distortion9
Uh oh, I'm "OWNED".

I can't even begin to imagine how I'll go on with my life.

You can't. Kill yourself and pray for reincarnation. Daveisking is praying that he is reincarnated as a gay mans anus. I suggest you do the same.

UGS

01-14-2005, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You can't. Kill yourself and pray for reincarnation. Daveisking is praying that he is reincarnated as a gay mans anus. I suggest you do the same.

How old are you? Why aren't you at school right now?

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Thanks Dude. Sorry I own you now. But that is the way to cookie Crumbles. Go make me a Sandwich.

Yes, that is the way "to cookie crumbles."

Classic.

DLR7884
:)

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by UGS
How old are you? Why aren't you at school right now?

Because I graduated in 98. Is your mind as simple as the questions you ask???

distortion9

01-14-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Yes, that is the way "to cookie crumbles."

Classic.

DLR7884
:)

lmao...

It's double funny cause he meant "2". Getting both the spelling and saying wrong.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:37 AM

I've owned the both of you.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 11:38 AM

The only thing you own is skidmarked underwear.

DLR7884
You faggot.

UGS

01-14-2005, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Because I graduated in 98. Is your mind as simple as the questions you ask???

"Because I graduated in 98." What kind of fucking sentence is that? What did you graduate from? Obediance School? I really don't see why this is difficult for you to answer, seeing how simple of a question it is.

Roll over

distortion9

01-14-2005, 11:40 AM

The only thing you own is the title of shitdick, sucka.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by DLR7884
The only thing you own skidmarked underwear.

DLR7884
You faggot.

dude I was going to give those back to you. I mean they are yours. I never keep my sluts clothes.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by UGS
"Because I graduated in 98." What kind of fucking sentence is that? What did you graduate from? Obediance School? I really don't see why this is difficult for you to answer, seeing how simple of a question it is.

Roll over

It's the kind of sentence I wrote to you.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 11:45 AM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz.

DLR7884
Zzzzzzzz.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz.

DLR7884
Zzzzzzzz.

I banged him till he passed out. Who wants to fuck his mouth while he sleeps.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 11:50 AM

You banged me?

Don't ever tell us that you aren't gay.

DLR7884
Grow up, homo.

Ally_Kat

01-14-2005, 11:54 AM

back to the topic...

Top Gun is a chick flick with fighter jets so that the guys who took their girls to see it weren't compeltley bored.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 11:55 AM

Top Gun is almost as Gay as Tom Cruises real life.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Top Gun is almost as Gay as Tom Cruises real life.

History has been made.

I agreed with what you just posted.

DLR7884
Tom Cruise is a faggot.

UGS

01-14-2005, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Top Gun is almost as Gay as Tom Cruises real life.

Ya, banging Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard of.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by UGS
Ya, banging Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard of.

First off, is he banging either of them anymore?

NO.

Secondly, Nicole Kidman isn't attractive at all. I think she and Gwenyth Paltrow are two of the most overhypied, pasty bitches on the planet.

Third, I think Cameron Diaz is a pock faced mutant.

DLR7884
And Tom Cruise is gay.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by UGS
Ya, banging Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard of.

Can I exsplain something to you really quick because I can tell you don't know how the world works. TO MAKE TOM CRUIZE MARKETALBE TO WOMEN WHO ARE HUGE SUPPORTERS OF HIS MOVIES AND PRODUCTS. Hollywood provides him with a BEARD. He never had sex with anything that didn't have a cock. Do some research.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 12:16 PM

Let Tom Cruizes Gayness be the glue that bonds us.

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Can I exsplain something to you really quick because I can tell you don't know how the world works. TO MAKE TOM CRUIZE MARKETALBE TO WOMEN WHO ARE HUGE SUPPORTERS OF HIS MOVIES AND PRODUCTS. Hollywood provides him with a BEARD. He never had sex with anything that didn't have a cock. Do some research.

2 IN A ROW!

DLR7884
"Hollywood provides him with a beard." LOL.

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 12:17 PM

Cameron Crowe is a Dipshit. Who's with me!!!!!!!!!!

DLR7884

01-14-2005, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Let Tom Cruizes Gayness be the glue that bonds us.

Our common thread is his queerness.

DLR7884
:)

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 12:20 PM

Well he does love cock.

Nickdfresh

01-14-2005, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by UGS
Ya, really. That volleyball scene was totally unnecessary too. And the whole time you're watching the movie, you know that Slider would give anything to do Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer did a skit on SNL called "Iceman: The Later Years" where they parodied that. It was pretty funny.

Nickdfresh

01-14-2005, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
History has been made.

I agreed with what you just posted.

DLR7884
Tom Cruise is a faggot.

I don't know if Cruise is actually is a homosexual, BUT GOD I HATE HIM!

Jesterstar

01-14-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I don't know if Cruise is actually is a homosexual, BUT GOD I HATE HIM!

Dude call him a fag in a magazine or a newspaper and watch the lawyers hump you dry. He's a total fag.

83USFESTIVAL

01-17-2005, 10:23 PM

the only thing gayer than top gun is an espisode of "chip's" ponch and john had three ways with grossman.

Rikk

01-17-2005, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Cameron Crowe is a Dipshit. Who's with me!!!!!!!!!!

Uh....no.

83USFESTIVAL

01-17-2005, 11:10 PM

great pic rikk!

Rikk

01-17-2005, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by 83USFESTIVAL
great pic rikk!

;) Somethin' for all those Cameron-doubters.

twonabomber

01-17-2005, 11:11 PM

what's Cameron Crowe got to do with this?

83USFESTIVAL

01-17-2005, 11:16 PM

crowe - diaz who cares she has a nice little rack. bring on the pics.

Matt White

01-17-2005, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by twonabomber
what's Cameron Crowe got to do with this?

He's "almost famous".:D

Rikk

01-17-2005, 11:17 PM

LMFAO!! I should have read that closer!! Crowe is very different from Diaz!!

DLR7884

01-18-2005, 09:54 AM

Cameron Diaz is a pock faced skank.

DLR7884
The hell with her.

Jesterstar

01-18-2005, 10:14 AM

I hear they Filmed a new version of the moon landing on one of her cheeks.