In a Simple Rhyme

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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12975

    In a Simple Rhyme

    My friends,

    Let us pray.

    A fucking quarter of a century later, jeeze does it seem like that? Not me but we are all older and uglier. We all welcome the new fans to carry the torch to Roth On!!! There is ONE simple reason that this site has collected such a group of stellar moral degenerates and that is DAVID LEE ROTH!!! Where else could such a rowdy bunch of people from throughout the world hook up, talk shit, cyber and laugh about it? NOWHERE I SAY!!!!

    I just listened to WACF tonight for the first time in fucking ages. Goodness, talk about a throwback to designer jeans, baseball tees and friggin' roller skates? Holy Moly!!! Yet, we're all still here?

    Dave fans all share a special "I don't give a fuck" attitude and that's why we are all collected. As Dave once said regarding Van Halen:

    "Is it like a family Dave?"

    Dave replied:

    "NO!!! It's Not a family!!! It's like a roving youth gang and you're invited!!! "

    This may come off as a sappy assed post (which it is) but at the end of the day, throw in the six pack and remember as to why you initially signed up? Why here and not elsewhere or why at all? Remember, we are ALL Dave loyalists and let's all Roth On!!!

    Gayest post in history? Maybe? No BT's is the gayest hands down but at least I'm saying somethin Roth related!!!

    Well, I hope you enjoyed my sermon?

    Kisses,

    Elder Maximus
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
  • Northern Girl
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3956

    #2
    Did I miss communion?
    Same ole song and dance...

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    • Northern Girl
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 3956

      #3
      Originally posted by aesop
      OK this is MUCH TOO SAPPY...

      ...Can't either of you at least casually mention 'Nips' or 'lewd and suggestive behavior'?
      Same ole song and dance...

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4128

        #4
        Originally posted by Northern Girl
        Did I miss communion?
        A mouth can be opened 24/7.

        Mezro...the host with the most from coast to coast...
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • aesop
          Commando
          • Oct 2004
          • 1400

          #5



          She said 'Nips'


          Yo Yo Yo

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          • aesop
            Commando
            • Oct 2004
            • 1400

            #6
            ...Oh wait...I said that!


            Yay!!!!!!!


            Roth On you motley crew...
            Yo Yo Yo

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            • Northern Girl
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3956

              #7
              Originally posted by aesop
              ...Oh wait...I said that!

              You're still here, even when you're not !
              Same ole song and dance...

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              • aesop
                Commando
                • Oct 2004
                • 1400

                #8
                Originally posted by Northern Girl
                You're still here, even when you're not !
                Yep...Mind, body, & spirit baby!!!!
                Yo Yo Yo

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12975

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aesop



                  She said 'Nips'



                  uh huh uh huh uh huh

                  Rock nips
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12975

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mezro
                    A mouth can be opened 24/7.
                    Indeed it can Brother Mez. Tis what goes in or what comes out is the enigma I reckon.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • aesop
                      Commando
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 1400

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MAX
                      uh huh uh huh uh huh

                      Rock nips

                      that cut glass...

                      What's up, Max? Staying in trouble?
                      Yo Yo Yo

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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12975

                        #12
                        Originally posted by aesop
                        What's up, Max? Staying in trouble?

                        Always!!!

                        I'm currently living on the edge eating a pineapple with a water chaser for lunch. :eek:

                        Yourself?
                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4128

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MAX
                          Indeed it can Brother Mez. Tis what goes in or what comes out is the enigma I reckon.
                          If you pick the right woman Elder MAX what goes in does not come back out.

                          Mezro...powerwash the tonsils and ectoplasm the esophagus...
                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12975

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mezro
                            If you pick the right woman Elder MAX what goes in does not come back out.
                            I wouldn't have it any other way. She must not have any gag reflexes either. I wouldn't want her to choke.


                            and
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                            • aesop
                              Commando
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 1400

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MAX
                              Always!!!

                              I'm currently living on the edge eating a pineapple with a water chaser for lunch. :eek:

                              Yourself?
                              Ha nothing quite that risque, there Max...
                              Yo Yo Yo

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