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The Inauguration Of George Bush Does Not Mean We’ve Lost
Dear MoveonPlease Member,
While less than 52% of this nation’s electorate and less than 10% of the world celebrates the illegal, divisive, no recount allowed, Ohio voter fraud, slimmest of margins, refusal to count California twice, win by George Bush, we here at MoveOnPlease along with millions of the disenfranchised voters (who we wish would have gotten off their big fat...sofas and voted when it counted), will be out on the streets January 20 celebrating the inauguration of the legitimate winners of the 2004 presidential race...John Kerry and...um...who was it...wait a minute...I’ve got it on the tip of my tongue...you know, the adorable young guy with the hair and...oh, yeah...John Edwards.
While those on the right may poo-poo our Democratic right to protest the illegitimate takeover of our government and label us as just bad-losers, must we remind them that the Constitution that they profess so much to love gives us the right not only to demonstrate, but if we want, set up a separate and distinct seat of power. We’re pretty sure it’s in that part that says you can’t yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater.
Well, this isn’t a movie theater. This is our country, and while yes, there are movie theaters in it, though they are now referred to as cineplexes, we’re going to yell "FIRE" if we damn well please. And in this case, "Fire" means, we’re going to do everything we can to flame the people’s burning passion for a blazing new government. Okay, we might have misused the metaphor, but certainly not the point. We will not sit and let a criminal administration continue to lie and mislead this nation.
Although we have yet to have Kerry and Edwards agree to it... in actuality we’re having a tough time locating them...we will go forward with the Inauguration of President Kerry and Vice President The Other Guy...The People’s President and Vice President. Sort of like Mohammed Ali was the people’s champion, though he didn’t accept being drafted into the Army and Viet Nam, which may we remind you, John Kerry reported to duty for.
And after the Inauguration and the balls, that we’re sure will go later and have more "A" list stars involved than the boring one in D.C., we will create a shadow government...THE UNITED STATES OF THE LEGITIMATE AMERICA. Not in Washington, but in Beverly Hills-adjacent, where we’ve rented out some office speace and a post office box which, until WE, THE PEOPLE are returned to our rightful seat of power, will rule fairly and without a war we did not ask for.
Of course, in doing so, we will need to ask our MoveOnPlease membership to reach a little deeper into their pockets and come up with the monies needed to purchase a properly-manned military, stylish but dignified US of LA Supreme Court robes and the deposit we have been asked for by the people who will be renting us the larger P.O. Box we’re looking into upgrading to.
Please watch for our new U.S. of L.A. Federal Government updates. Until then, on Inauguration Day, party like it’s 1984! Or Animal Farm. Something by Orwell.
While less than 52% of this nation’s electorate and less than 10% of the world celebrates the illegal, divisive, no recount allowed, Ohio voter fraud, slimmest of margins, refusal to count California twice, win by George Bush, we here at MoveOnPlease along with millions of the disenfranchised voters (who we wish would have gotten off their big fat...sofas and voted when it counted), will be out on the streets January 20 celebrating the inauguration of the legitimate winners of the 2004 presidential race...John Kerry and...um...who was it...wait a minute...I’ve got it on the tip of my tongue...you know, the adorable young guy with the hair and...oh, yeah...John Edwards.
While those on the right may poo-poo our Democratic right to protest the illegitimate takeover of our government and label us as just bad-losers, must we remind them that the Constitution that they profess so much to love gives us the right not only to demonstrate, but if we want, set up a separate and distinct seat of power. We’re pretty sure it’s in that part that says you can’t yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater.
Well, this isn’t a movie theater. This is our country, and while yes, there are movie theaters in it, though they are now referred to as cineplexes, we’re going to yell "FIRE" if we damn well please. And in this case, "Fire" means, we’re going to do everything we can to flame the people’s burning passion for a blazing new government. Okay, we might have misused the metaphor, but certainly not the point. We will not sit and let a criminal administration continue to lie and mislead this nation.
Although we have yet to have Kerry and Edwards agree to it... in actuality we’re having a tough time locating them...we will go forward with the Inauguration of President Kerry and Vice President The Other Guy...The People’s President and Vice President. Sort of like Mohammed Ali was the people’s champion, though he didn’t accept being drafted into the Army and Viet Nam, which may we remind you, John Kerry reported to duty for.
And after the Inauguration and the balls, that we’re sure will go later and have more "A" list stars involved than the boring one in D.C., we will create a shadow government...THE UNITED STATES OF THE LEGITIMATE AMERICA. Not in Washington, but in Beverly Hills-adjacent, where we’ve rented out some office speace and a post office box which, until WE, THE PEOPLE are returned to our rightful seat of power, will rule fairly and without a war we did not ask for.
Of course, in doing so, we will need to ask our MoveOnPlease membership to reach a little deeper into their pockets and come up with the monies needed to purchase a properly-manned military, stylish but dignified US of LA Supreme Court robes and the deposit we have been asked for by the people who will be renting us the larger P.O. Box we’re looking into upgrading to.
Please watch for our new U.S. of L.A. Federal Government updates. Until then, on Inauguration Day, party like it’s 1984! Or Animal Farm. Something by Orwell.
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