Push The Little Daisies And Make Them Come Up!!!

[hitch1969©]

hey kids... The internet's "hitch1969©" here.

First of all, "hitch, where have you been?"

Well, lets me tell ya.

I've got no place for 2nd place, and I lead with my FACE. Well... I've been places with my face... YOU WOULDN'T GO without a PISTOL!!!

relentless.

Secondofall.... "hitch, what do you and the roth army, VAN HALEN, david lee, and fucking VAN HAGAR for that matter, make of this new "hitch" movie starring Will Smith as "Alex Hitchens", a dude who preaches to other dudes about the miracles of PUSSY©???

I would say that someone, in hollywood, has been reading hitchworld1969.

I would say that someone, in hollywood, is about to pay ME SOME FUCKING bigtime ROYALTIES!!!! Como se dice, "Intellectual Property"???

Let's be sharp on the hitchBRAIN© about this:

1. How fucking common is the last name "hitchens"? Outside of my immediate family, I've never heard it spoken other than in thy native bungholio.

2. How fucking common is it, for the last name "hitchens" to be shortened to a sweet dude kinda nickname "hitch"? They called me that in 3rd grade. 19 fucking 78 for chrissake.

3. How fucking common is it, for the kewl kid with the oddly rare nickname of "hitch" to go about preaching the gospel of PUSSY© and be known as the modern day "Sam Malone" of the internet?

4. Will fucking Smith? as moi?

The only thing that he and i have in common is a love of watermelon and being hung like the 8 year old they called "hitch" back in 1978!!!

Hey, I'm not a racist... but I AM NOT A BLACKFACE DARKIE PUPPET EITHER, MASSA!!!

This aggression shall not stand.

This aggression shall not stand with The Dude™.

This is FUCKING WRONG, man. Wronger than David Lee not being recognized on 200 EMT calls, or as the legitimate singer of Van Halen.

Think of this "hitch" movie as FAT SHEEP DOG HAGAR coming over to your house to FUCK YOUR WIFE in front of you, and then having the fucking AUDACITY to call it "Van Halen" to your face.

Think about THAT. with your hitchBRAIN©.

SMALL YET VIRILE!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

NEED A STICKY.

need it NOW.

[MAX]

HOLY MOLY!!!!!

Done and did you happen to drop off a six pack and some fried eggs? Bastaaad!!!!!

[hitch1969©]

Let's play a game....

The following penis belongs to:

A. Will Smith
B. hitch1969©
C. BOTH


answer: (b) because it's white.

uh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhu hu huh uuh

BREASTS!!

=h=

[MAX]

Cho... Unk... Be.. Dunk....

I wanna be banned agian!!!

Closing NOW!!!!


Uh huh uh huh uh huh

Love you Hitch and miss you.

Yes, I AM gay. :D

[MAX]

Cute lil' wee wee.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by MAX
Cho... Unk... Be.. Dunk....

I wanna be banned agian!!!

Closing NOW!!!!


Uh huh uh huh uh huh

Love you Hitch and miss you.

Yes, I AM gay. :D

Don't hate the playa hate the game

beeeeeeeotch!

bitchesandhosandpimpsandhitches!!

=h=

[MAX]

HEEEEEEOOOOOOOOTTTCCCCHHHHHH

Is DA BEEEEOTTTTCHHH!!!!

I'm just lovin' smellin' your stench boy!!!!

Where are my =BREASTS= ?

Aye LEGEND????

STELLAR and BEYOND graced by your presence.

Love ya holmes.

[hitch1969©]

did you vote, max?

in the POLE

uh uh uhu h uh h uh uhuh uh

plus dude if you take your chick to see this movie on valentines JUST TO GET SOME PUSSY you will be the biggest JUDAS of them all!!!

so think about that and do the right thang spike

[MAX]

C'MON Hitch!!!!

We fucking need the starting quarterback before the big game!!!!

Get in here you fuck!!!

Mass quanaties afterwards............... ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
did you vote, max?

in the POLE

uh uh uhu h uh h uh uhuh uh

plus dude if you take your chick to see this movie on valentines JUST TO GET SOME PUSSY you will be the biggest JUDAS of them all!!!

so think about that and do the right thang spike

I'm the biggest pussy-fag on the planet. Ask around? lol.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by MAX
C'MON Hitch!!!!

We fucking need the starting quarterback before the big game!!!!

Get in here you fuck!!!

Mass quanaties afterwards............... ;)


dude, i am going to dig up that thread.. post it at hitchworld. I saved them ALL dude, before ANYONE got hacked.

all the great threads starring me, anyway. i have

FUCK YEAH, I totally remember that super bowl thread.

MIPPS!!

=h=

[MAX]

Stellar and let's Hitch rock to some Van Hager!!!!

Do it to me black and blue straight down in Cabo!!!!

Always a fuckin' pleasure. Most dumbfucks don't realize how stellar tis rappin' with the ol' Hitch............

[hitch1969©]

dude, this "hitch" movie has been a serious topic at hitchworld for a few weeks now:

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=871&start=0
Hitch Movie ? with Will Smith starring as 'Alex Hitchens' ??

you're a dude, right??

SHEMALES ROCK!!! because as my main FATBOYslim, Meatlof™, said back in the day, "Now don't be sad... cuz 2 out of 3 AIN'T BAD"

uh uh uhuhuh uh uh uh uhuhuu

BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

=h=

[Knucklebones]

seeing your wee wee makes me feel better about my wee wee lol.

A lot better.

[Dave's PA Rental]

...first thing I though of when I saw the movie title..."they made a movie about Hitch1969?..."

I like the internet...

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
...first thing I though of when I saw the movie title..."they made a movie about Hitch1969?..."

I like the internet...


dude, that's the common reaction. I must use this in court, dude.

next witness for the plaintiff : Dave's PA Rental.

YEAH BABY I AM GOING TO BE RICH!

=h=

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Knucklebones
seeing your wee wee makes me feel better about my wee wee lol.

A lot better.

That's what drugs do for you.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
YEAH BABY I AM GOING TO BE RICH!

=h=

So is your X


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by MAX
Do it to me black and blue straight down in Cabo!!!!



Ughh!

Dude, that is GAY!

[Dr. Weenis]

Could you post that penis again?

In the Gay Hagar forum?

I would much like that wiener over the pooftahs over there.


Oo'er missus!

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[ELVIS]

Deleting the penis would much more appropriate!

I laugh when my my idiot fellow mods are ready to ban people because of their words, when on the other hand, they suck the hitch dick, when hitch posts something...

Give me a break...:rolleyes:

I love hitch just as much (or more) as the next guy, but I would have instantly deleted that cock pic!

Sarge would have done the same...



:elvis:

[Dave's PA Rental]

I didnt know I could delete pictures...

[Dave's PA Rental]

(I didnt sticky this, btw...)

[Dave's PA Rental]

hey, whaddya know! It worked!

[Dave's PA Rental]

yes, I am dumb.

[lms2]

But you learned something new today. :D Thats always a good thing.

[hitch1969©]

DaVE3'S PA rental, PACK YOUR FUCKING SHIT because that little decision just earned you a trip to exmoderatorville.

YOU DONT EDIT MY FUCKING POSTS

ever.

put it back like it was, or you're fucking mahatma.

BEST!@!

=h=

[ELVIS]

Dude, that pic sucked...

[Dave's PA Rental]

my new avatar:

[Dave's PA Rental]

Hitch...will you start posting more here, for chrissakes? I just had a kid too you know, and I still get my daily posts in...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Ughh!

Dude, that is GAY!


Elvis,

It's called sarcasm bud!!!!! ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
(I didnt sticky this, btw...)


I DID!!!!

Tis the Hitchbrain!!! I thought it was hilarious.

[ZahZoo]

Dave's PA Rental neutered Hitch???

Sick shit man...

[house0paincakes]

I thought this was gonna be about the band WEEN.

[Dr. Weenis]

Put the cock back up, man.

I come here for the Roth, but I stay for the cocks.


Your pal,
Dr. Weenis

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by house0paincakes
I thought this was gonna be about the band WEEN.
HUH?

Dude put the pic back in..if its got a sticky, why clean the thread?
i didnt see it either, just if your gonna sticky keep the original-
IMO.
Good to see Dougie posting ;)

[GAR]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
plus dude if you take your chick to see this movie on valentines JUST TO GET SOME PUSSY you will be the biggest JUDAS of them all!!!


BOYCOTT
BOYCOTT
foo-Caine BOYCOTT and here-here and all that:

I have discussed these and other Tissues with HitchWORLD General Cuntsel..

Cuntsel says: If we sue, we must IndentaiFYE.

I said: There are other means of RealTALLIATIONs and I sir, for one am willing and able to sign on to this Boycott.

Shall we next take a vote on which of his knees shall be stricken first?

FUCKING PLAGIARISTS GAAAWAAAAAAAAAAADD FUCKEM ALLLL

[Katydid]

Seems HITCH gets little respect around here. I will say HITCH took up for me when no one else would.

He said I was getting spammed and hazed unmercifully. He even told Mr. Grimsdale and Flappo off for questioning his decision to make me mod.

He also said ALinChainz was trying to get me banned and he shut him down too.

Seems there are some mods who delight in going against his authority. Since he has more senority and obviously more invested in David Lee Roth Army than they do; they should not be so quick to go up against him. Because he and Sarge were friends from way back.

[MAX]

Katy,

Hitch has my full respect. In fact he's banned me.

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
I've got no place for 2nd place, and I lead with my FACE. Well... I've been places with my face... YOU WOULDN'T GO without a PISTOL!!!

relentless.



Hitch, man, this is a travesty, but what's EVEN MORE of a travesty is you quoting WEEN in the title of this thread... for that I am seriously shocked, appalled, offended, and several OTHER adjectives of the disgusted nature. I hope WEEN chokes on their own blood as they slide under a fucking gas truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.

[GAR]

SEIG HEIL TO DAS UBERCATZUGGEN

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/9429/Fudgie_fatter.jpg

[Susie Q]

You know....I gotta raise my hand to this one too. Cause I thought of Hitch right off the bat. Internet land has and will bring the hitch many riches.

Hitch, you need to go to the opening of that movie or something and take a walk down the red carpet with your hitchman bible and show them that YOU sir....are the real hitch. Will the real hitch please stand up?

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You know....I gotta raise my hand to this one too. Cause I thought of Hitch right off the bat. Internet land has and will bring the hitch many riches.

Hitch, you need to go to the opening of that movie or something and take a walk down the red carpet with your hitchman bible and show them that YOU sir....are the real hitch. Will the real hitch please stand up?

wow.

fucking wow.

good to see ya, baby.

If you can come out of hiding, i need to be a poster child around here. How's denny, hope not raising too much trouble these days. you fuckers need to call and say HI.

hitch movie is total plaigarism.

they stole from me.

and my site.

******s!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Hitch...will you start posting more here, for chrissakes? I just had a kid too you know, and I still get my daily posts in...


Dude, it isnt just the kid.

Did you suffer from deep depression, dependent on your dad living in his basement for 6 years and totally in debt, jobless?

Only to succeed in the workforce enough to find love, have that kid, move out, battle depression and anger... trying to rebuild with all that fucking baggage?

me neither!

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u

VIVA VAN HAGAR and RESTORE MY ARTWORK YOU NAZI!!

=h=

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
Seems HITCH gets little respect around here. I will say HITCH took up for me when no one else would.

He said I was getting spammed and hazed unmercifully. He even told Mr. Grimsdale and Flappo off for questioning his decision to make me mod.

He also said ALinChainz was trying to get me banned and he shut him down too.

Seems there are some mods who delight in going against his authority. Since he has more senority and obviously more invested in David Lee Roth Army than they do; they should not be so quick to go up against him. Because he and Sarge were friends from way back.

katy , seriously , fuck off and die

[GAR]

I wept when I saw the billboard.. "HITCH Starring Will Smith".

I eShare™ that pain, HitchBRAIN.. tis not a right thing.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a228/a228.gif


- A VERY VERY "NOT RIGHT" THING.

[house0paincakes]

Originally posted by redblkwht
HUH?

Dude put the pic back in..if its got a sticky, why clean the thread?
i didnt see it either, just if your gonna sticky keep the original-
IMO.
Good to see Dougie posting ;)

Ween did a song called push the little daisies and make 'em come up. Also covered Hot for teacher. So there! There's some DLR continuity for yee.

[GAR]

In our newly-blueprinted Dawning Age - Daves PA Rental shall be severely flogged pending the next overthrow..

D-Par, you must repent and resubmint Hitch's Werkes Du Artesei'..

[Sarge]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
dude, that's the common reaction. I must use this in court, dude.

next witness for the plaintiff : Dave's PA Rental.

YEAH BABY I AM GOING TO BE RICH!

=h=

I think most people are confused.
You are a legend man,
Don't let them get away with this shit Beatoch!

[Sarge]

I don't think Will Smith is member #2 here..
At least you got that going for you
BREASTS,
Sarge

[ELVIS]

Hitchens!


:elvis:

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Sarge
I don't think Will Smith is member #2 here..
At least you got that going for you
BREASTS,
Sarge

fuckin A he ain't... he's like Sammy Hagar to my David Lee. I'm the real thing. He's a fucking ******.

uh uh uhuhuh uuhuh uh uh h h huh h uh

[GAR]

Pinch his nipples off with the Vice Grip JiggyPLIERS.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Radio Birdman
Eva Mendes,

Will Smith's co star is fooken hot.

Hitch is in for a tasty treat.


I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!!

=h=

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by Sarge
I don't think Will Smith is member #2 here..

LOL! You sure about that?

[Jesterstar]

There are Seven

[Dave's PA Rental]

5 days, no posts...Hitch is gonna be mad at me!...