Stupid Sayings

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What is the most stupid saying that you have ever heard.

For example-

"He wouldn't say 'booo' to a goose"

or

"There were more homosexuals that you can shake a stick at"


Things that don't make any sense at all.

[Coyote]

Can't say I remember any of 'em right now...

[GAR]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
What is the most stupid saying that you have ever heard.


I am posting them as fast as I could take it.

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[loss of fools]

dunno but owned is getting on nerves

[Fabulous Shadow]

OWNED is definitly at the top of my list...

what does dead as a door nail mean?

[GAR]

If you weren't as dumb as a doornail, you would know the answer.

[smaz]

It's always the last place you look........

Well, you're not gonna carry on looking when you've found it have you???

[Mezro]

"I don't swallow!"

You don't? How about a nice cum suppository?

Mezro...well too late...it is already in your mouth...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What about when you get angry and somebody says to you-

"Don't get your knickers in a twist"

Now, come on. Be serious. Have you ever tried that? It's the most difficult thing ever, at least while you are wearing them, anyway.

And why would you want to? It's not as if anybody ever made you angry and you;

"Right, you asked for it-I'm going to drop my pants and twist my underwear. I didn't want to have to go THAT far".

[Shaun Ponsonby]

My old English teacher once said to me
"Stop talking-it's not even Monday yet"

she also said
"You can work in pairs-but do it by yourself."

And, to my mate
"Spit your chewing gum out-it's not even Christmas"


We actually thought she was an alcoholic. And, if you saw/heard/smelt her, you'd know why...not just because she chats such shit.

[smaz]

My English teacher said to me and a friend once before an exam:

'Nice weather if your a duck'

It was windy and rainy outside....

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by smaz
It's always the last place you look........

Well, you're not gonna carry on looking when you've found it have you???

LOL! :D

[Roguesgirl]

It's raining cats and dogs...

just imagine the horror

[loss of fools]

my teachers asking me to do some work!

[GAR]

I would rank "Homey" or "Holmes" pretty high as an unnecessary point of conversation deserving much punishment of the offender who issues it.

[flappo]

sammy hagar was better than dlr

thats a pretty fucking stupid thing to say

:D

[FORD]

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." - George Bush Jr

[MAX]

I have one which was kind of covered but how about when you lose something, are looking for the item and someone says "Well, where was it the last time you had it?"

Fuck, if I knew that it wouldn't be fucking lost!!!! LOL!!!

[stringfelowhawk]

Here are a few of my favorites and the responses I gave:

Them: Lose your wallet?
Me: Yes
Them: Oh yeah! Where?
Me: It's under a seat cushion on the couch but I ain't gonna look there.

Changing my flat tire.
Them: Have a flat?
Me: No, I just like to rotate my tires every 10,000 miles no matter where the fuck I'm at.

Drunk and pissing on the street corner.
Cop: What in the hell are you doing?
Me: Well officer, I hear the world goes around every 24 hours and I'm waiting on my fucking house. It won't be long cause there goes my neighbors!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

"Keep your hair on"

I wasn't planning to take it off.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Did your mother ever say to you

"Put clean underwear on because you might get knocked down"?

Parents say some stupid things.

[Panamark]

A fool that takes you for an idiot is no drongo !

(Oz )

[fe_lung]

My mother always said "you talk like a sausage" Huh? What the fuck is that?

My ex-wife was fond of "if it is to be it's up to me and if it's up to me then it is to be!" I always felt more like "If it's up to me then it ain't gonna fucking happen!"

[Shaun Ponsonby]

How about "JFK was shot by a lone gunman and a magic bullet"?

[fe_lung]

If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit

[Mr Badguy]

"This tastes like shit!"

Now that`s stupid.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
It's raining cats and dogs...

just imagine the horror


Better than if it's raining men!

...nless you're rob halford...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by fe_lung
My mother always said "you talk like a sausage" Huh? What the fuck is that?

My ex-wife was fond of "if it is to be it's up to me and if it's up to me then it is to be!" I always felt more like "If it's up to me then it ain't gonna fucking happen!"


I can see why she's your ex-wife. Mazel Tov on getting out.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
Better than if it's raining men!

...nless you're rob halford...

LOL. :D

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
"This tastes like shit!"

Now that`s stupid.

have they ever tasted shit?

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
It's raining cats and dogs...


It'd be better if it was raining donuts. Then we could fill the bathtub with coffee.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What about "It fits like a glove"?

That's stupid because it implies that gloves always fit, which they don't.

[Nickdfresh]

Anyone sick of "Think oustside the box?"

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
What about "It fits like a glove"?

That's stupid because it implies that gloves always fit, which they don't.

Johnnie Cochran and OJ Simpson don't believe in that saying as well.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Anyone sick of "Think oustside the box?"


God point! That phrase jumped the shark a few years back for me.

Come to think of it, so did "jump the shark".

[jackassrock]

Have you still got that tattoo ?

[Ms. Conduct]

I have always hated "STELLAR"

[Reverberator]

Ello Tweacle .

[stringfelowhawk]

Pretty much every damn thing that comes out of an athletes mouth during an interview. These people need some new cliches'. I can not watch that shit. I have to mute the tv or move on to the next page of my paper. These unoriginal pissants are reading the same cue cards.
"They wanted it more than we did". "We got to go out there and give a 110%". "They're a great team. We're gonna have to go out there and play hard"
Same with Celebrities. I can tell you what they are gonna say before there even asked a question. "He always knows his lines. He's a consumate proffessional". "He has a vision of what he wants in his head and then does it". etc.....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Johnnie Cochran and OJ Simpson don't believe in that saying as well.

I know O.J., but who is Jonnie Cochran?