Stupid Sayings

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What is the most stupid saying that you have ever heard.

For example-

"He wouldn't say 'booo' to a goose"

or

"There were more homosexuals that you can shake a stick at"


Things that don't make any sense at all.

[Coyote]

Can't say I remember any of 'em right now...

[GAR]

Re: Stupid Sayings

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
What is the most stupid saying that you have ever heard.

I am posting them as fast as I could take it.

[loss of fools]

dunno but owned is getting on nerves

[Fabulous Shadow]

OWNED is definitly at the top of my list...

what does dead as a door nail mean?

[GAR]

If you weren't as dumb as a doornail, you would know the answer.

[smaz]

It's always the last place you look........

Well, you're not gonna carry on looking when you've found it have you???

[Mezro]

"I don't swallow!"

You don't? How about a nice cum suppository?

Mezro...well too late...it is already in your mouth...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What about when you get angry and somebody says to you-

"Don't get your knickers in a twist"

Now, come on. Be serious. Have you ever tried that? It's the most difficult thing ever, at least while you are wearing them, anyway.

And why would you want to? It's not as if anybody ever made you angry and you;

"Right, you asked for it-I'm going to drop my pants and twist my underwear. I didn't want to have to go THAT far".

[Shaun Ponsonby]

My old English teacher once said to me
"Stop talking-it's not even Monday yet"

she also said
"You can work in pairs-but do it by yourself."

And, to my mate
"Spit your chewing gum out-it's not even Christmas"


We actually thought she was an alcoholic. And, if you saw/heard/smelt her, you'd know why...not just because she chats such shit.

[smaz]

My English teacher said to me and a friend once before an exam:

'Nice weather if your a duck'

It was windy and rainy outside....

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by smaz
It's always the last place you look........

Well, you're not gonna carry on looking when you've found it have you???

LOL!

[Roguesgirl]

It's raining cats and dogs...

just imagine the horror

[loss of fools]

my teachers asking me to do some work!

[GAR]

I would rank "Homey" or "Holmes" pretty high as an unnecessary point of conversation deserving much punishment of the offender who issues it.