Country Song Titles

[Roguesgirl]

I saw this at another site and thought it was funny. Add any other funny ones that you know of:

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women,but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few



LMAO @ #4

[loss of fools]

haha 11 is great.

[Island Boy]

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her.

[blueturk]

"Why Did You Have To Leave Right After You Came"

[academic punk]

How could they leave out the classics:

I Thank God and Greyhound Your Gone

72 Virgins in Heaven, Not One in Tennessee

I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger

Drop-Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life

These are all real. I swear.

[loss of fools]

and
i kissed my sweetie with ma fist

[High Life Man]

Lord It's Hard To Be Humble When You're This Good Lookin'

[aesop]

"Drinkin About You"