I Believe..........

[LoungeMachine]

I Believe........

[ With all apologies to Crash Davis ]



I believe in ET. With Billions of Stars in Billions of Galaxies, who the fuck are we to think it's all just for us????

I believe in abolishing the Designated Hitter. Gar retired.

I believe that Oswald did NOT act alone.

I believe that Joe Thunder is a complete Loser.

I believe in her giving it up on the first night.

I believe Linda had as much to do as Yoko with the break up of the Beatles

I believe George W. Bush is LITERALLY the most dangerous nut on the planet.

and last but not least........


I BELIEVE THAT VH AND DLR WILL REUNITE IN MY LIFETIME.

[Anonymous]

Amen. :bottle:

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I believe in her giving it up on the first night.


Oh Hell Yeah!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

I believe in her giving it up on the first night.
.


And she enjoying it as much as me and neither of us ever regretting it.

[Ally_Kat]

I feel like I walked into a Blue Collar TV skit.

[scottydabodi]

If you go to your Family Reunion to meet WOMEN -You might be a redneck!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I feel like I walked into a Blue Collar TV skit.

owww:p


It's the middle age creeping in.......

[Rikk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I believe in ET. With Billions of Stars in Billions of Galaxies, who the fuck are we to think it's all just for us????

Who knows? I believe this is one gigantic and amazing universe, and if there is life out there, it's probably not two-legged or even anything close to what we could comprehend.


I believe in abolishing the Designated Hitter. Gar retired.

I have no opinion on this.


I believe that Oswald did NOT act alone.

I totally agree. Only an idiot could buy the official story. Every piece of evidence points towards a conspiracy and a cover-up. (And I don't consider myself a conspiracy theorist...usually.)


I believe that Joe Thunder is a complete Loser.

No shit!


I believe in her giving it up on the first night.

Actually, I only believe this if it's just fun dating or casual sex. If it's the beginning of something really important, I actually think it's better to wait maybe three dates.


I believe Linda had as much to do as Yoko with the break up of the Beatles

Yes. It's also really Paul's fault for trying to turn THE BEATLES into his own solo group.


I believe George W. Bush is LITERALLY the most dangerous nut on the planet.

Yes...along with Cheney and Rumsfeld...fucking heartless and short-sighted, money-grubbing bastards. They will go down in history as monsters.


I BELIEVE THAT VH AND DLR WILL REUNITE IN MY LIFETIME.

This one I'm not so sure of...

[Panamark]

I believe he believes !

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I Believe........

[ With all apologies to Crash Davis ]



I believe in ET. With Billions of Stars in Billions of Galaxies, who the fuck are we to think it's all just for us????

I believe in abolishing the Designated Hitter. Gar retired.

I believe that Oswald did NOT act alone.

I believe that Joe Thunder is a complete Loser.

I believe in her giving it up on the first night.

I believe Linda had as much to do as Yoko with the break up of the Beatles

I believe George W. Bush is LITERALLY the most dangerous nut on the planet.

and last but not least........


I BELIEVE THAT VH AND DLR WILL REUNITE IN MY LIFETIME.

This post REaks of Fat Loser. I could feel you getting winded typing that.

[Jamocha Joe]

I don't believe it!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I Believe........

[ With all apologies to Crash Davis ]



I believe in ET. With Billions of Stars in Billions of Galaxies, who the fuck are we to think it's all just for us????


I believe that Oswald did NOT act alone.


I believe in her giving it up on the first night.


I believe George W. Bush is LITERALLY the most dangerous nut on the planet.

and last but not least........


I BELIEVE THAT VH AND DLR WILL REUNITE IN MY LIFETIME.

Right on Lounge! And LMAO ....Crash Davis....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
This post REaks of Fat Loser. I could feel you getting winded typing that.

I'm sorry, who are you?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Right on Lounge! And LMAO ....Crash Davis....

:D

[great movie ]

Thanks guzz

[ELVIS]

I believe you're on the highway to hell...


:elvis:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I'm sorry, who are you?

Your a fucking Retard if you think Bush is pulling any of the strings. Honestly at this point it isn't even Cheney or Rummy. It's the ones you don't even know about. Wake the fuck up you Fat Bitch.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

I believe that Joe Thunder is a complete Loser.



This one is 100% correct, the facts and votes are in.

(Who is now going by KICKITJOE!)

more like "pick it, Joe".

[Carmine]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:D

[great movie ]

Thanks guzz

yes it is...just watched it recently...again....one of my favs.

[Fabulous Shadow]

I believe the children are our future...

[Jesterstar]

I beleive that if you can get a kid hooked on crank then his parents will follow.

[Carmine]

I believe good things come to those who wait!

I also believe in destiny...you never know when, or where, yours will change!

...in fact, it changes on a daily basis. Most of us just aren't willing to go along with it....until we are!

[Fabulous Shadow]

I believe I can FLY!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your a fucking Retard if you think Bush is pulling any of the strings. Honestly at this point it isn't even Cheney or Rummy. It's the ones you don't even know about. Wake the fuck up you Fat Bitch.

I'm sorry, but I choose not to read posts written below a third grade level.

Please try again at a later date, Dump Rat.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your a fucking Retard

I love irony:D

your

you're

Just how hard is it?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I believe you're on the highway to hell...


:elvis:


I believe you know little of which you speak.

[Nickdfresh]

I believe this reminds me of a great Steve Martin bit:

What I Believe
by Steve Martin

Do I look okay?

I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Hey. Where has Steve been? Haven't seen him on 'Saturday Night Live' in a while.." [ chuckles ] They want me. They call me every week to do the show. But I have been holding out for a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together ] And so the calls fly back and forth, and I made a deal, and I'm very happy to be here tonight. I wish I'd asked for money instead of a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together again ]

You probably heard I was into the comedy thing. Kind of getting out of that now.. into a little more serious deal. And so that's why right now I'd like to talk about "What.. I.. Believe.."

[ heavy music starts to play ]

"What I Believe."

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

And I believe the United States should let all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language: Apache

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now.

That's what I believe.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I love irony:D

your

you're

Just how hard is it?

It's easy I just love watching a geek like you try and make me correct myself.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I believe I can FLY!

Would that be United or Southwest? Or Virgin?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
Would that be United or Southwest? Or Virgin?

ahhhh.....nope not touching that....

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
ahhhh.....nope not touching that....

LOL :)

[Carmine]

I'll surely get a slap for that...

[aesop]

For what, Carmine? It's all in good fun!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
For what, Carmine? It's all in good fun!

right! that slap will be too...:D

[aesop]

As for me? I fly US Air!

...Check your dental records at the counter :)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
As for me? I fly US Air!

...Check your dental records at the counter :)

lol...