OK Repukes, Here's your field of 2012 Candidates. Who's the nominee?

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58755
    #1

    OK Repukes, Here's your field of 2012 Candidates. Who's the nominee?

    It's October 2011, and with Moosealini and Koch puppet Christie officially dropping out of consideration, it seems the gate is closing, and all of you neocons, teabaggers, and "Christian" reichers are left with this Motley Crue to choose from (no offense to Vince, Tommy, Sixx, and that really old guy)

    So who's gonna be the Bob Dole of 2012??
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    • jhale667
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 20929
      #2
      Ann the Man Coulter already made the pronouncement in her futile attempt to get Christie to run the other day "(If you don't) Romney will be the nominee, and WE WILL LOSE."
      Originally posted by conmee
      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

      That is all.

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      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


      Originally posted by Isaac R.
      Then it's really true??:eek:

      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
      Originally posted by eddie78
      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • hambon4lif
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2810
          #3
          In order for everyone to make an informed decision, we should take a better look at the candidates.....

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            • Unchainme
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2005
              • 7741
              #4
              # Herman Cain (R - 9 pies, 9 toppings, 9 dollars)

              fuck it. lets go crazy. I think America is ready for a crazy president. Cain isn't too much of a religious nut job, and pairing him with "Rent is too damn high" guy is my dream ticket.
              Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                • ashstralia
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6556
                  #5
                  tiger woods 2032

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                    • Unchainme
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 7741
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Unchainme
                      # Herman Cain (R - 9 pies, 9 toppings, 9 dollars)

                      fuck it. lets go crazy. I think America is ready for a crazy president. Cain isn't too much of a religious nut job, and pairing him with "Rent is too damn high" guy is my dream ticket.
                      Plus his plan for tax-free pizza, and a plan for a free pizza day really appeals to me as a college student.
                      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625
                          #7
                          I was thinking it would be Perry. And it still very well could be if he STOPS attacking Romney and just sticks to plan. He is spending just way too much time & almost every answer attacking Mitt. Bad form.

                          Romney has done exceptionally well since Perry came in. If the nominee is indeed Romney, he will tear the fuck out of Barack in the debates. That should worry the left. Barack does not do well with off-the-cuff answers and Mitt is quite good at that. If during the 2 or 3 main debates Barack looks basically like Rick Perry has in these recent GOP debates, you can wave goodbye as he boards marine force 1 on the east lawn in January 2013 and stops to wave to the cameras.

                          Herman Cain...love that guy. Totally honest, funny, and has some pretty good ideas. He won't ever win the nomination, but I hope he stays around a while because I enjoy watching him.

                          I don't see anyone else with a snowballs chance in hell.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • jhale667
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 20929
                              #8
                              Right before or AFTER monkeys fly out of Mitten's ass?

                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              If the nominee is indeed Romney, he will tear the fuck out of Barack in the debates.
                              Somehow I seriously doubt that.
                              Originally posted by conmee
                              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                              That is all.

                              Icon.
                              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                              Originally posted by Isaac R.
                              Then it's really true??:eek:

                              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                              Originally posted by eddie78
                              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                                • FORD
                                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 58755
                                  #9
                                  Yeah, I can't wait to see Mittens talking about how much Obama's "health care plan" sucks.

                                  Of course it DOES suck, but Willard is hardly in a position to say so, considering it was his shitty plan in Massachusetts that was the template for this clusterfuck.
                                  Eat Us And Smile

                                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                                  Justice Democrats


                                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                    • jhale667
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 20929
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by FORD
                                      Yeah, I can't wait to see Mittens talking about how much Obama's "health care plan" sucks.

                                      Of course it DOES suck, but Willard is hardly in a position to say so, considering it was his shitty plan in Massachusetts that was the template for this clusterfuck.
                                      Yeah, between that, the huge amount of flip-floppery his fellow party members have already attacked him on, and Mitten's continued support of Shitizens United ("Corporations ARE people, my friend!") he is NOT going to have an easy time in the debates. Obama will eat any of those fools (save Huntsman perhaps) ALIVE in a debate, let's get real.


                                      This just in - Jaggy's offline today because he's on his way to a Teabilly rally with his wife...

                                      Originally posted by conmee
                                      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                                      That is all.

                                      Icon.
                                      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                                      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                                      Originally posted by Isaac R.
                                      Then it's really true??:eek:

                                      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                                      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                                      Originally posted by eddie78
                                      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                                        • Dr. Love
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 7825
                                          #11
                                          If we're voting crazy, I'm picking Ron Paul. He's my kind of crazy!
                                          I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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