The thread of Wisdom!

[Anonymous]

If life gives you lemons, take them with a grain of salt. And then order Tequila.

Okay, here's the deal: there's all kinds of threads here on the forums, even one with stupid sayings. Well why not start one with OUR OWN sayings? I know there's a phrase that somehow and somewhere you used that hit you like a ten ton megatruck and made you think "Whoa, did I say that? Man, I'm smart!", or in my case, "Man, I'm dumb! When will I learn to shut up?".

Well, why don't you post that tiny tidbit of wisdom - or stupidity, that's valid too - here, so you can share with us all. But please, ONLY things YOU thought. It can be a revamp of old sayings and ideas, but no quotes, please... Take the above example, for example.

And now, I leave you to be wise. And funny.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by ImapusSylickerTake the above example, for example.

Did I post that? Man, I'm dumb...

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
If life gives you lemons, take them with a grain of salt. And then order Tequila.

Okay, here's the deal: there's all kinds of threads here on the forums, even one with stupid sayings. Well why not start one with OUR OWN sayings? I know there's a phrase that somehow and somewhere you used that hit you like a ten ton megatruck and made you think "Whoa, did I say that? Man, I'm smart!", or in my case, "Man, I'm dumb! When will I learn to shut up?".

Well, why don't you post that tiny tidbit of wisdom - or stupidity, that's valid too - here, so you can share with us all. But please, ONLY things YOU thought. It can be a revamp of old sayings and ideas, but no quotes, please... Take the above example, for example.

And now, I leave you to be wise. And funny.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

A fool that takes you for an idiot is no drongo !

[Coyote]

One talks about what she/he's (probably) craving for.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Panamark
A fool that takes you for an idiot is no drongo !

WTF is a drongo mate? And I thought I knew Aussie lingo!

[lms2]

Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder.

[Anonymous]

If someone calls you a clown, listen to him while you're beating him. He might tell you why, and the knowledge of it will make you a better person.

Originally posted by lms2
Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder.

F*ckin' classic, lms2!!! Can I use it in my sig, please, hmmm?

[ALinChainz]

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

[lms2]

Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
If someone calls you a clown, listen to him while you're beating him. He might tell you why, and the knowledge of it will make you a better person.



F*ckin' classic, lms2!!! Can I use it in my sig, please, hmmm?

its not mine... just read it on the web and thought it would fit here...

[Anonymous]

The solution for your problems is not in the bottom of a glass, so you might as well refill the thing.

Aw, damn... well, guess there's no point in using it then.

[Anonymous]

Ah, watta hell! It's still funny!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
WTF is a drongo mate? And I thought I knew Aussie lingo!

Drongo : a dope, stupid person !

[Anonymous]

Idiots are wise men, for they never take each other seriously.

Cheers! :bottle:

[rustoffa]

There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.- Mark Twain