New drummer for Van Halen!!
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Damn, this rules (on the front page of that page up there):
Joke of the day: 10 things not to say to your pregnant wife
10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant..
1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."
I love number four...
Cheers! :bottle:Comment
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guwapo, Great find . i think that little Guy could whip AVH Ass.Roth Army MP
Originally posted by PanamarkIs there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??Originally posted by BITEYOASSShe looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.Originally posted by JAY HALEso how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.Comment
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