Australian Football

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Too bad Kidwell isn't there to give it to bloody Willie Mason. :)

We will leave that up to Sonny Bill Williams.:)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
We will leave that up to Sonny Bill Williams.:)

Now that should be interesting. :D

Good bloke, Sonny, he lives round my area.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Now that should be interesting. :D

Good bloke, Sonny, he lives round my area.

Canterbury Bulldogs Fan?

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
Canterbury Bulldogs Fan?

Yep, but I'm partial to them and the Dragons. Sad, isn't it. :D

Warriors look good this year, at least in comparison with previous years post-2002.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Yep, but I'm partial to them and the Dragons. Sad, isn't it. :D

Warriors look good this year, at least in comparison with previous years post-2002.

Well the Warrior don't have -4 points this year.:)
They are doing Great at Home,been to see them once and that was a great night.

See what happens,still early days yet.

There has been a few Kiwi's that have played for The Bulldogs.

[Panamark]

GO THE AUSSIES !!!

[Dan]

Go The Kiwi's.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
Well the Warrior don't have -4 points this year.:)

There has been a few Kiwi's that have played for The Bulldogs.

LOL

Yep, Daryl Halligan was our main treasure. El Masri has emulated his spot nicely, me reckons.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
LOL

Yep, Daryl Halligan was our main treasure. El Masri has emulated his spot nicely, me reckons.

El Magic is a great asset to the Bulldogs.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
GO THE AUSSIES !!!

Don't ask about the game.:(

[Panamark]

30 - 6 !!!!!!

Ouch...... :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
30 - 6 !!!!!!

Ouch...... :)

Bring on the next game.:D

[Panamark]

Guess we better change the subject then,

I know, how about cricket ??? :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Guess we better change the subject then,

I know, how about cricket ??? :D :D :D :D :D :D

LMFAO!!!

[Dan]

OK Guys,You Fucked us in the Cricket too.:)

[Dan]

I'm a Good Sport,We are still in the semifinals in the Cricket and there are two more games in the Leauge.

Don't write us off yet.:)

[Panamark]

Onya Danny Boy !! :)

Good luck to the Kiwi's too...

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Onya Danny Boy !! :)

Good luck to the Kiwi's too...

We will need All the Luck we get,My Friend.:)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
We will need All the Luck we get,My Friend.:)

Rugby World Cup coming up this year, Dan. The All Blacks I'm sure will be a force to be reckoned with. :cool:

Man, Richmond is a bloody frustrating team to watch when you want them to win. I couldn't believe how sloppy they played.

[Panamark]

Yeah the tigers have not had a great start this year, thats for
sure.
Im a bit nervous for the game coming up this afternoon.
It will be interesting to see how the Blues play without Stevens.
That dude was on fire. A telling game for Carlton, for sure.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Dan
This Weekends Pick,Round 4.

Richmond for there first Win.:)
Collingwood
St Kilda
Brisbane
Adelaide
Geelong
Melbourne bottom of the table clash.(Hoping for first points on the board.)
West Coast Eagles are on Fire This Season.

2/8 this week boys.:(

Still no Win for Melbourne or Richmond.

First points for the Kangaroos and Fremantle.

[Dan]

Mark and Grant,Good Luck with The World Cup in The Cricket.

[Panamark]

Thanks Dan !

Whats your pick for the big Anzac day AFL game ??
(And Grant ?)


I think Essendon should win, (on recent form)
but Im actually going to tip Collingwood.

Crikies, its friggin weird watchin Bombers V Collingwood.
I never know which one I want to lose more...
The two enemies !!

Today Im going for the Pies, and that doesnt feel right
at all :p

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Thanks Dan !

Whats your pick for the big Anzac day AFL game ??
(And Grant ?)


I think Essendon should win, (on recent form)
but Im actually going to tip Collingwood.

Crikies, its friggin weird watchin Bombers V Collingwood.
I never know which one I want to lose more...
The two enemies !!

Today Im going for the Pies, and that doesnt feel right
at all :p

It's going to be a Great ANZAC Day Game.

Collingwood is my pick.

About one hour or so to go.

[Panamark]

Got the beer and TV waiting !

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Got the beer and TV waiting !

BTW...Cheers to My ANZAC Brother's.

[Panamark]

Cheers mate !

[Panamark]

We were on the money old Danny Boy ! ;)


Geez, the Bombers looked like they used up all their
energy in the first five minutes. All Collingwood after
that. Essendon can thank the football gods that
the Pies were not kicking straight, otherwise it
would have been a massacre....

Good to see James Hird play so well at his last
Anzac day game.. Also Davey for Essendon was
exciting, but thats about it for the Dons today...

Surprised that Collingwood didnt win by ten goals.
Score board flattered Essendon.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
Mark and Grant,Good Luck with The World Cup in The Cricket.

Cheers mate!

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Whats your pick for the big Anzac day AFL game ??
(And Grant ?)

I would've picked Collingwood, but would've rooted for the Bombers.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
BTW...Cheers to My ANZAC Brother's.

Cheers again mate, and to you too! Hope all had a great Anzac Day.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Cheers again mate, and to you too! Hope all had a great Anzac Day.

Yeah it was a Good one.

Wore My GrandFather's Medals.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
Yeah it was a Good one.

Wore My GrandFather's Medals.

I decided last night that I'll be making the pilgrimage to Anzac Cove in 8 years time - on the 100th Anniversary. That's gonna be something.

[Panamark]

Great idea Grant, I might do the same !


Tonight Im going for Port over the Saints at AAMI stadium..

[Panamark]

Heh ! nailed that tip :)

Well if anyone is still trying, heres mine for the rest
of the round..

West Coast
Blues
Swans
Doggies
Roos
Crows

[Dan]

West Coast Eagles
Brisbane
Melbourne
Hawthorn
Geelong
Fremantle

Here's my picks for this Weekend.

[Panamark]

Geez Dan, could we be anymore opposed on our picks ?
hehehe, its good..

Hey, hows those Aussies in the Cricket mate !
One more game to win :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Geez Dan, could we be anymore opposed on our picks ?
hehehe, its good..

Hey, hows those Aussies in the Cricket mate !
One more game to win :)

LOL

Still waiting for Melbourne to get their first win.

It should be a Great Game,both Teams are like equal on paper.

But The Aussies will be stronger in the Batting.

[Dan]

Mark,Are you going to watch the game?

I can see ball for ball on Score Card.No picture but ball for ball no stop action.:D

Damn you Sky T.V.:(

[Panamark]

Dan

WHO IS THE GREATEST CRICKET TEAM IN THE WORLD ??

:D :D :D

Pity about the Blues, one they should have won.

Dan, I saw the last part of the World Cup when I woke
up this morning.. In the end the Aussies did it easy.

I had to watch mine through Foxtel..

[Dan]

Great Win for The Aussies.

I knew that they were Too Strong in the batting and did well in the Wet:D

No other Teams came close in knocking then off at all.

Too Big
Too Strong
Over The Line,Try.

The countdown begins to the next World Cup.

[Grant]

Gilly was wreaking havoc beyond proportions. :cool:

I managed to stay up most of the night watching the WC. Once Sri Lanka went into bat that's when I went back to sleep cause I'd already assumed the damage had been done in the batting and there was no hope for them.

Good to see McGrath go out with Man Of The Series award.

Hey Mark, how come did you have to rely on Foxtel to watch the game??? I was able to watch it on the regular Ch 9...

[Panamark]

Grant ???

Fook knows.. Perhaps I checked during an ad break and
just assumed they werent showin it.. Did they show any other
games ? I thought it was a Foxtel only deal..

Spewin !! Ive got High Def on Nine.....

Hey, I got all my footy tips right this week except the Blues..
(And that was a close game too)

I might hit the TAB this week :)

[Grant]

I didn't really watch any of the WC games apart from the final. I'm very certain it was on 9 and not necessarily Foxtel. Even one of the guys on Triple M this week (dunno who) said he's happy that the WC is over so he could go back watching Quizmania. lol

I'm off the TAB till the rest of the year due to a massive loss back in January which I lay blame entirely on Matthew Hayden. :)

[Panamark]

Im still in front with the TAB, thanks to a mysterious black dude
I talked to in a Bar 20 years ago who told me, (after a few drinks
and chatting away)
"Tomorrow, Benbarra Queen" you can put your house on it.

Well I didnt have a house at the time, but me and my old man
put down about $500 on this nag that was running around 30/1
Seriously, it ran last for the entire race, then came out of
nowhere in the final straight... Needless to say it was a good
day for me and Dad :)
We thought we were gone for most of the race..
Paid for my sister's wedding actually..

My tips for this weekend.

Blues (Do I ever not pick the Blues ? )
Hawks
West Coast
Crows
Swannies
Lions
Port
Cats

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Im still in front with the TAB, thanks to a mysterious black dude
I talked to in a Bar 20 years ago who told me, (after a few drinks
and chatting away)
"Tomorrow, Benbarra Queen" you can put your house on it.

Well I didnt have a house at the time, but me and my old man
put down about $500 on this nag that was running around 30/1
Seriously, it ran last for the entire race, then came out of
nowhere in the final straight... Needless to say it was a good
day for me and Dad :)
We thought we were gone for most of the race..
Paid for my sister's wedding actually..

My tips for this weekend.

Blues (Do I ever not pick the Blues ? )
Hawks
West Coast
Crows
Swannies
Lions
Port
Cats

Sweet as with your picks,Mark.:)

TAB is a swear word for me.:D

BTW....Go The Warriors.

[Panamark]

Geez that was a messed up round of AFL !! :(

Hey guys, seeing as you are all into the Rugby League too..
Why not tip both ??

Im hopeless at keeping a running tally here, wheres our old
mate Bomber ? He was most excellent at managing this thread..

[Dan]

Sounds Good to me about The Rubgy League.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Im hopeless at keeping a running tally here, wheres our old
mate Bomber ? He was most excellent at managing this thread..

He doesn't get online much because of work won't give him much access to the internet.

I see there was a big brawl between the Carlton and Collingwood players. Too bad of what I saw was just bloody highlights.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
He doesn't get online much because of work won't give him much access to the internet.

I see there was a big brawl between the Carlton and Collingwood players. Too bad of what I saw was just bloody highlights.

Shit,I missed All of the game at The Weekend.:(

Don't say anything about The Warriors,Grant.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
Shit,I missed All of the game at The Weekend.:(

Don't say anything about The Warriors,Grant.

I only watched the Swans v Saints game over the weekend. Also saw the end of Bulldogs beating Melbourne, that had woulda had ya on the edge of the seat, it was a close one.

No worries, Dan...just as long as you don't say anything about the Dragons. ;)

[Dan]

Still 6th place on the table,Must start winning more Home Games now.

The Dragons will fight back.;)

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Grant
I only watched the Swans v Saints game over the weekend. Also saw the end of Bulldogs beating Melbourne, that had woulda had ya on the edge of the seat, it was a close one.

No worries, Dan...just as long as you don't say anything about the Dragons. ;)

The Melbourne / Bulldogs game was awesome, best game of the round by far. For two teams that are meant to be average, the skill level was mindblowing.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
The Dragons will fight back.;)

They better after Matthew Head couldn't even do the simplest of things such as grounding the ball over the try-line without opposition. Anyhoo, I wish I had your enthusiasm (or sarcasm). :)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
The Melbourne / Bulldogs game was awesome, best game of the round by far. For two teams that are meant to be average, the skill level was mindblowing.

Yeah, from what I saw I wish I had watched the whole thing.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
They better after Matthew Head couldn't even do the simplest of things such as grounding the ball over the try-line without opposition. Anyhoo, I wish I had your enthusiasm (or sarcasm). :)

Bring on The State Of Origin.

Go Queensland.

[Panamark]

Man, how bad are Carlton hurting after losing Nick Stevens ??
As a Carlton fan I knew they would struggle after that news.
Before that, I thought the Blues were a chance at the top 8..
Not now..

There was several good fights between Carlton/Collingwood
right on and during quarter time..
I think Fev can consider himself lucky with just a fine.

Good to seeya Plexi ! Bummer about Bomber, Grant, he's
a good bloke, he made this thread really cool. Wheres
our other mate from SA hiding ?? He knows who he is :)

In League, Go The Eels !
(Fookin ell, Ive been waiting for them to win again
since about 86, very frustrating team, so close, too
many times, and then choked !!)

Dan, sorry about the Demons, man they almost
did it this week. Actually the AFL and NRL ladders
are really interesting, almost any of the bottom
sides can string together a series of successive
wins and suddenly be in the top 8....

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
Bring on The State Of Origin.

Go Queensland.

I was actually glad that Queensland won it last year only because I've always liked Mal Meninga and thought he would make a great coach, and because it got boring that NSW was dominating the Origin every year.

I'm looking to forward it, too! At least this year I can watch the Origin without having to hear the media drumming up a rescue petition to bring Andrew Johns back into the NSW squad. :cool:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Good to seeya Plexi ! Bummer about Bomber, Grant, he's
a good bloke, he made this thread really cool. Wheres
our other mate from SA hiding ?? He knows who he is :)

In League, Go The Eels !
(Fookin ell, Ive been waiting for them to win again
since about 86, very frustrating team, so close, too
many times, and then choked !!)

Dan, sorry about the Demons, man they almost
did it this week. Actually the AFL and NRL ladders
are really interesting, almost any of the bottom
sides can string together a series of successive
wins and suddenly be in the top 8....

Yeah, Bomber's a top bloke, and loves his footy!

If ya ask me, Panamark, the Eels should've won in 2005. They were on fire then! I was hoping for a Dragons v Eels final, since my best mate is a Eels supporter and I'm a Dragons supporter, instead both teams decided to choke when the crunch time came.

I can tell before 2004, every year in league it was always the same typical good teams at the top of the ladder and the same typical crap teams down the bottom. But now it's hard to decide who is going to go well. It's good to see the Rabbitohs doing better than in the so many years before.

[Grant]

My tips for this week:

Adelaide
Brisbane
Geelong
Hawthorn
Kangaroos
Sydney
Collingwood
West Coast

[Panamark]

Hi Grant,

Yeah Ive been a bit disinterested in league since
Parra choked back in 2005... Still watch the occasional
game and will be watching Origin (of course) GO THE BLUES !

I reckon if the bunnies get going it will be really great for
the game. I couldnt believe it when they were shafted in
that whole superleague fiasco, The NRL should thankgod
the game didnt disintegrate after that crap..
Imagine if the AFL ditched Collngwood/Carlton or Essendon..
There would be hell to pay.
A premiership win to South Sydney would Rock !

Onto Aussie Rules, heres my picks, I think they are
very close to yours Grant. Go the Blue Baggers !!

Adelaide
Brisbane
Geelong
Saints
Carlton
Sydney
Collingwood
West Coast

[Panamark]

Ok..

Im officially pissed off with the AFL now :(
Off to a flyer last night (Carlton)
The umpires then proceeded to give the Roos
too many soft frees, directly in front of goal..
To be fair, they awarded two to Carlton.
But I lost count of those awarded to the Roo's..
At least 8 goals I reckon..
Were the umpires instructed to play to the
gold coast crowd, as its an emerging market
for North Melbourne ???

Ok, I know the new rules say you cant put your
hands in the back of the front marking player,
but farken hell !! Even on replay the defenders
were only lightly touching them. When there is a shove
involved its obvious, you can see the player
move. What are you meant to do in a marking
contest know ?? Hump the dude in front, out of
the way ?? I am all for the new rule, but they
have to determine if the hands actually stopped
backward momentum of the front player, or
physically moved him forward... If there is no
clear path to punch, what the fuck is the defender
meant to do ??


Officially disinterested now.

GO THE EELS !!!

[Dan]

I think they have gone to far with the News rules.Next they will be putting the players in BubbleWrap.:)

Go The Warriors.

And Queensland.

[Panamark]

GO THE BLUES ! (In origin)

Shit Im an origin turncoat, I used to live in QLD
in the Wally Lewis/ Alfie Langer days...
I was maroon blooded back then..
Been in Sydney for about 12 years now, so
I guess Im spiritually more inclined for
the Blues now...

Oh and Yeah, GO THE WARRIORS !!

Mate, Ive seen the kiwis getting slaughtered
by the Aussies so much at everything over
the last year, Im feeling a bit sorry for my
Anzac brothers ! :D

[Grant]

They were the great days of Origin - with The King and Alfie.

[Grant]

Here's a classic moment of Aussie/Kiwi sporting rivalry and brotherly love. :D

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[Panamark]

LOL !!

P.S.
(I fixed it for ya Grant, just copy and paste the bit on the youtube page that says "embed")


Good blue in the interchange area, I think I remember watching that
live ??? What year was that ?

On topic, who can forget this classic moment ! hehehehheh

(Dan will love this one !)

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[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
LOL !!

P.S.
(I fixed it for ya Grant, just copy and paste the bit on the youtube page that says "embed")


Good blue in the interchange area, I think I remember watching that
live ??? What year was that ?

On topic, who can forget this classic moment ! hehehehheh

(Dan will love this one !)

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:D

That has got to be one of The Worst Aussie/Kiwi games around.

[Panamark]

I remember reading in the papers (I was a young tacker at the time)
that Kiwis were walking around with T-shirts saying "Australians have
an underarm problem" LOL...

Do you have one of those shirts DTM ???

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
P.S.
(I fixed it for ya Grant, just copy and paste the bit on the youtube page that says "embed")


Good blue in the interchange area, I think I remember watching that
live ??? What year was that ?

Cheers big-ears! Computers ain't my most knowledgeable.

Pretty sure that was in 1987. Dowling sure had some guts wanting to rumble with Tamati. :eek:

Since that incident, double sin-binning had to be maintained with one player being sent off first, then the ref waiting for a decent interval till that player leaves the field, then he sin-bin the other. The only problem is that it became common for first player to wait for the second at the interchange tunnel to continue where they left off. :D

[Panamark]

Imagine getting sent off and seeing Hopoate waiting for you...

Pointing at you !!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
I remember reading in the papers (I was a young tacker at the time)
that Kiwis were walking around with T-shirts saying "Australians have
an underarm problem" LOL...

Do you have one of those shirts DTM ???

LOL,They still Do.:)

I think this match was around 82,83?

I was just a Young Man myself,Mark.

[Panamark]

I think I was around 12?? Fooken longtime ago..

You know what, I reckon (as an Aussie) it was a fucked
up decision... But technically, very strategic and LEGAL at
the time...

Its funny to see Rod Marsh shaking his head, he obviously
didnt want them to do it...

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
I think I was around 12?? Fooken longtime ago..

You know what, I reckon (as an Aussie) it was a fucked
up decision... But technically, very strategic and LEGAL at
the time...

Its funny to see Rod Marsh shaking his head, he obviously
didnt want them to do it...

We used to have a Ad on T.V with this game playing and when he rolled the underarm,The guy took his box from his pants and placed it down in front of him and the ball bounced up and he hit it for a Six.:D

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Imagine getting sent off and seeing Hopoate waiting for you...

Pointing at you !!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hoppa once tried out to be a referee. Imagine a player giving the him some flack over a bad decision or something...and Hoppa loses his cool and chases the player across the field. lol

[Grant]

GO THE BLUES!!! :cool:

[Dan]

Go The Reds.

[Dan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddR3e-SFmbg
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VB,Anyone?

[Panamark]

You all got a talking Boonie ??
I still got the original one. They say not to unscrew
him, (as it will supposedly fuck him up) but thats
a lot of crap.. Just 2 aa batteries in there, easy to
change too..

It was really funny as he became possessed about
12 months ago. I found it so amusing I chucked him
in the car so I could have a laugh while driving..
I reckon someone hacked him somehow..

Freaked my wife out when she first heard him,
she thought there was a ghost in the house !

1-0 to the Maroons.... :(

Actually its hard for me to feel too pissed off,
I used to be a Queenslander.. hehhehe
(Total origin fence sitter here)

[Grant]

Queensland deserved to win. Even when they were down by 12 points I still thought they were the better side.

I'll just have to get out to Telstra in my Reg Reagen "Bring Back The Biff" shirt for Game 2. :cool:

[Panamark]

I think we need Reg on the field !!
(now that his bro is retired)

BRING BACK REG !!!

[Dan]

The Blues will even up the score in Game Two,they always do.It makes the game more interesting if they do.

Bring Back Buck.:)

[Dan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNzi4uz_MH0
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It's All On.

[Grant]

Felt pretty sorry for that Richmond player not getting that last goal in dying moments when the scores were level. You can tell he was pissed and shattered by his expressions when the siren went. That sure hurt Richmond.

In NRL news though, one guy gets his testicles grabbed. :eek:

[Panamark]

In NRL thats how the players introduce themselves isnt it ?
Kinda Borat fashion.... :p
Scrum down and grab a handful
(Or use the finger in the case of Hoppa !!)

[Dan]

Is that the New Aussie greeting?:D

[Panamark]

Watchout Dan the Man !!

It all started with Croc Dundee making sure
about that transvestite chick in the bar !!


We are gonna start doing it, MID HAKA !!!

LOL

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Watchout Dan the Man !!

It all started with Croc Dundee making sure
about that transvestite chick in the bar !!


We are gonna start doing it, MID HAKA !!!

LOL


Keep your Hands off Our Balls.:)

[Grant]

Was watching my Reg Reagan DVD last night and one thing he said, "If someone had told me that I wasn't going out there to get my scrotum grabbed, I just wouldn't play!"

And another one, "I'm about as shagged out as a Kiwi in a wool factory." :D

[Panamark]

Like the Aussie tourist walking down a NZ country
road, spots a Kiwi farmer grabbing a Sheep
in a paddock...

Aussie: Hey Mate, You gonna shear that Sheep ???
Kiwi Farmer: Get Fucked, I dont shear my Sheep with anyone !!!

[Dan]

Keep them coming,Boys.:)

[Dan]

What does an Australian girl use for Protection during sex?

A bus Shelter.:)

[Grant]

This one's from an old Fast Forward episode...

*Shows footage of an Olympic swimming race.*

The Commentator says, "The Kiwi is yards in front. They won't catch him. A well deserved gold medal for New Zealand!"

*Then the footage finishes with the giant words AMAZING STORIES by Steven Spielberg*

:D

[Dan]

The Warrior's have lost there last 5 games,I need a drink.

Good to see The ABs kick some French ass just like The Aussie's did to Wales.

[Panamark]

Great to see the Dee's notch up their first, (Yay DTM !)
and the Blues finally back ontrack !! :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Great to see the Dee's notch up their first, (Yay DTM !)
and the Blues finally back ontrack !! :D

Great Win by The Demons.:)

Got to feel sorry for The Tigers.:(

[Grant]

Looks like the Swannies got robbed. I missed the game cause was at the Socceroos rematch with Uruguay.

[Panamark]

Swans were robbed..
Im still undecided about Essendon this year.
James Hird is still playing unbelievably, even
in the diminished time they now give him.
I think this is a great idea by Sheedy, I think
all the ageing champions should be treated
this way. I reckon Pagan will start using Koutafides
in this fashion.. They did this to good effect
against the doggies on the weekend.

Whats happening to the SCG ? Looks like they have
knocked down 1/4 of the stands there ?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Swans were robbed..
Im still undecided about Essendon this year.
James Hird is still playing unbelievably, even
in the diminished time they nnow give him.
I think this is a great idea by Sheedy, I think
all the ageing champions should be treated
this way. I reckon Pagan will start using Koutafides
in this fashion.. They did this to good effect
against the doggies on the weekend.

Whats happening to the SCG ? Looks like they have
knocked down 1/4 of the stands there ?

UpGrade for the SCG?

Since there are a lot of Kiwi's living there,they are buying it.:)

BTW....Go Queensland.

[Panamark]

Maybe its going to be a Sheep Pen ?? :p

I remember seeing a pig running around there
a few years ago !

[Panamark]

GO NSW !

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Maybe its going to be a Sheep Pen ??:p

Mark,We have one,It's called Eden Park.:)

[Panamark]

heheheh ! BAA BAA !!!

None of you blokes take your wives there do ya ??
Dont want em jumpin the fence and eating the
playing field :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
heheheh ! BAA BAA !!!

None of you blokes take your wives there do ya ??
Dont want em jumpin the fence and eating the
playing field :D

They have a Bath and then a Shave before The Game.:)

[Dan]

WTF?

The Warriors are playing like a Bunch of Girls.

No balls to play and get that fucker off the wing.

6 games in a row,I'm getting piss off.

We need to Win 9 games out of 12 to make the Top 8.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
No balls to play and get that fucker off the wing.

Is that guy on the wing still playing? He had a shocker a few weeks back with letting a few soft tries in, some being silly mistakes. If he's not improving, then he's gotta go.

Go the Blues, although I'm pessimistic about their chances this week. There's hardly been any unity in the build-up to this crucial match. Kimmorley needs to produce something special. At least he's got some Origin experience behind him, and his mistake in Game 1 in 2005 should give him the motivation to vindicate himself.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Is that guy on the wing still playing? He had a shocker a few weeks back with letting a few soft tries in, some being silly mistakes. If he's not improving, then he's gotta go.

Go the Blues, although I'm pessimistic about their chances this week. There's hardly been any unity in the build-up to this crucial match. Kimmorley needs to produce something special. At least he's got some Origin experience behind him, and his mistake in Game 1 in 2005 should give him the motivation to vindicate himself.

Yeah,he is still playing.

Should be a close game this week in The State of Origin.Glad Kimmorley is back in and should give The Blues a bit of a Lift in their game.

[Dan]

Game Two Tonight,Boys.

Bring on the Biff.:)

How's The Track looking?

BTW.....Go The Fucking Reds.

[Grant]

GO THE BLUES!!!

I'm in high spirits tonight. Bring it on, Queenslanders! :cool:

[Grant]

Congrats to QLD! That was indeed a gutsy effort towards the end - had me on the edge of my seat.

Just too bloody bad that referee did us in - all within the space of 2 minutes - from Bailey's stupid unnecessary unwarranted penalty against Price, then that obvious forward pass that led to the clincher try. Still what can you do. Personally, I thought it was a very even match and looking to end up as a draw, and possibly field-goal attempts within the final 10. Still, that's not to take anything away from Queensland's great effort.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Congrats to QLD! That was indeed a gutsy effort towards the end - had me on the edge of my seat.

Just too bloody bad that referee did us in - all within the space of 2 minutes - from Bailey's stupid unnecessary unwarranted penalty against Price, then that obvious forward pass that led to the clincher try. Still what can you do. Personally, I thought it was a very even match and looking to end up as a draw, and possibly field-goal attempts within the final 10. Still, that's not to take anything away from Queensland's great effort.

Great Win even with the forward pass.lol

Well it took 12 years to beat them on their Home Ground and Great way to do it.

What was missing was a bit of Biff.:)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
What was missing was a bit of Biff.:)

Maybe Mark Geyer should be the new NSW coach. :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Maybe Mark Geyer should be the new NSW coach. :D

You know what,That's a Great idea.

If Mal can do it,so can Mark Geyer.

BTW.....The Warrior's need to put The Sharks away Tonight.

[Dan]

Great Win for The Warrior's.:)

Now for the rest of the season...............

[Grant]

Great loss to the Dragons this weekend. :(

Now for next season...

[Dan]

The Dragons will comeback.:)

[Panamark]

Football SUX at the moment :(

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
The Dragons will comeback.:)

Please don't patronise me. ;)

I'm off to the Swans v Collingwood match this weekend. Can't wait!

[Panamark]

I wouldnt mind seeing that Dan..
If we go I will let ya know, my mate is a swans
member..

[Dan]

What the fuck in happening to The Kiwi playing BullDogs?

Drinking and Driving,piss on anything bullshit.Fuck them and fined them heaps for being AssClowns.

It's ashame that they get paid AU$300,000 Dollars a year to be Drank out of Control S.O.B's.

But We still choose them for The kiwi's.:(

[Panamark]

Doh, I meant to say Grant not Dan.. (In that last post)
Unless Dan is going to the Swannies ?? :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Doh, I meant to say Grant not Dan.. (In that last post)
Unless Dan is going to the Swannies ?? :)

That's Cool,Mark.:)

[Grant]

I think we'll be sitting high up, Mark. And will be going for drink at the Novotel pub before and after the game. They'll be plenty of Gunners fans around the area too. Wonder if we'll get hear Axl's voice from the outside?

Dan, was that it do with Sonny Bill? Haven't been following news much lately but caught a blurb of that on the Footy Show last night. If ya ask me the media is like vampire on a virgin for most of these footy players. But sometimes that public embarrasment can be justified (e.g. the adventures of Hoppa's index finger, Mark "fire up!" Gasnier)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
I think we'll be sitting high up, Mark. And will be going for drink at the Novotel pub before and after the game. They'll be plenty of Gunners fans around the area too. Wonder if we'll get hear Axl's voice from the outside?

Dan, was that it do with Sonny Bill? Haven't been following news much lately but caught a blurb of that on the Footy Show last night. If ya ask me the media is like vampire on a virgin for most of these footy players. But sometimes that public embarrasment can be justified (e.g. the adventures of Hoppa's index finger, Mark "fire up!" Gasnier)

Yeah,It was Sonny Bill and that other Kiwi.:)

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Grant
I think we'll be sitting high up, Mark. And will be going for drink at the Novotel pub before and after the game. They'll be plenty of Gunners fans around the area too. Wonder if we'll get hear Axl's voice from the outside?



Is Ax-hole playing on Saturday night too ?
I bet its in that stadium where I saw Motley Crue..
I dont think you can hear it from the main stadium..
They should set Hoppa onto Axl !!

I was going to go to game, turns out its my
wife's birthday this weekend (Man this year
is going quick) Im letting her chose the
night out.. (Gonna keep tryin for the footy !)
LOL...

[Dan]

Another Great Win by The Warriors.That's two in a row,now to get into the Top Eight is another Story....

[Grant]

Yeah, Gunners played at Acer. I saw The Crue there as well, and the Foo Fighters night before.

Those Collingwood fans are a strange breed indeed. They behaved like they won the Grand Final, or never won a game before. lol. Oh yeah, and there was also the wanker element.

[Panamark]

Im glad we didnt go to that game.. :)

Grant, you saw the Crue there ?
Fuck, we were probably there the same time..
Only problem was we were way up high as I
was slack in getting tickets.
Still a great show..

Did I hear a cheeky kiwi crowing about the warriors ??

Tell him, he's Dreamin !!! :D

(Gotta love the Castle !)

[Grant]

LOL The Castle is a classic! If the Warriors end up winning the GF then a DVD of that win will be going straight to the pool room. :D

[Panamark]

Wont even take it out of the wrapper !!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Im glad we didnt go to that game.. :)

Grant, you saw the Crue there ?
Fuck, we were probably there the same time..
Only problem was we were way up high as I
was slack in getting tickets.
Still a great show..

Did I hear a cheeky kiwi crowing about the warriors ??

Tell him, he's Dreamin !!! :D

(Gotta love the Castle !)

LOL

Great Movie.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
LOL The Castle is a classic! If the Warriors end up winning the GF then a DVD of that win will be going straight to the pool room. :D

If it does happpen,I will Fly over and watch it with you and Mark.:D

[Panamark]

LOL.. sounds good ! I showed that flick to my American
brother in law and his other half, and they actually
liked it. I thought it would go over their heads for sure...

Hey Dan, we can take ya to Bonnie Doon !! :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
LOL.. sounds good ! I showed that flick to my American
brother in law and his other half, and they actually
liked it. I thought it would go over their heads for sure...

Hey Dan, we can take ya to Bonnie Doon !! :D

Sweet.:)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
LOL.. sounds good ! I showed that flick to my American
brother in law and his other half, and they actually
liked it. I thought it would go over their heads for sure...

Hey Dan, we can take ya to Bonnie Doon !! :D

Can't beat Aussie humour.

Dan can stay at the original Castle house. The advantage being it's close to the airport, he can just walk there. :D

[Dan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ3-qaM5IFo
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This is Great.

[Panamark]

Cool ! Good little summary there,
hey did you all read that Daryl Somers wants
to get Hey Hey its Saturday happening again,
and that Channel Seven are looking at it !

Apparently John Blackman is already down
with the idea..

I used to love that show, it was sad when it finsished,
one of those shows that was just always there..
Wheter you watched it all the time or not..

On a side note, Ive actually been to Bonnie Doon :)
AH, The Serenity !

No Shit ! I went there for a High School Camp.... lol....
It was (at the time) a cool place for water skiers..
Not sure if there is any water even left now....

[Grant]

I can't believe it's been almost 10 years since 'Hey, Hey...' finished.

Any you guys watch The Chaser's WAR On Everything? I bloody love that show! Didn't get to see much of the 1st season last year because I was too preoccupied with Foxtel. But since I don't have Fox anymore I'm catching every episode of it. Hilarious stuff! Last night's repeat advertised 'The Complete John Howard Morning Walks' on DVD. lol

[Dan]

I thought the Show was Great.It was on T.V for a couple of years.

Was David Lee Roth a guess on the show?

[Grant]

Don't think Dave was on the show. I know Sammy was sometime after the 1996 split.

[Dan]

I bet My Three Testicle he was on there.:)

[Dan]

The Warriors are on a roll.:)

The AB'S went down like Joe Thunder on his BoyFriend's.

Can Team Kiwi race again in The V8's?

[Grant]

Onya Wallabies!!! :cool:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Onya Wallabies!!! :cool:

They wanted it more than Us.

We had a good first half and then the wheels started to fall off.

On the plus side,it's a wake-up call for the boys.

Bring on the next games.:)

[Grant]

GO THE BLUES!!! (Although me thinks will be another Queensland victory)

At least El Masri is finally in the side and good riddance Jamie Lyon!

[Dan]

Go The Reds.

Too Big,Too Strong over the line,Try.:)

WideWorld Of Sports.:D

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Dan
I thought the Show was Great.It was on T.V for a couple of years.

Was David Lee Roth a guess on the show?


I have still got it on video, he was beyond brilliant.

I also played on there in 1988 when my band released it's first single, I kept on looking at the wrong camera and everytime I looked at the right camera they swapped to the one I wasn't looking at. I ended up being a judge on Red Faces.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
I have still got it on video, he was beyond brilliant.

I also played on there in 1988 when my band released it's first single, I kept on looking at the wrong camera and everytime I looked at the right camera they swapped to the one I wasn't looking at. I ended up being a judge on Red Faces.

Sweet,Thanks Plexi Head.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
I ended up being a judge on Red Faces.

Did Red give ya a go at the Gong?

[Panamark]

I remember Dave on Hey Hey ! :)

Its out there, somewhere,

actually we used to have it on the Army here...
Let me have a looky looky...

[Panamark]

Bugger ! :(

Used to be in our video download section...

[Grant]

What a cracker of a game!!! Best I've seen in a long time.

[Panamark]

YES YES !!

NSW :D

Just shows they were lucky the first 2 games !!!! :p

[Grant]

Indeed. :D

Nah, kudos to the Queenslanders! I love the rivalry and the competition. :cool:

Didn't know Dave was on 'Hey, Hey...' Was this during Skyscraper tour?

[Dan]

The Reds let you guys have the Third Game.:D

[Panamark]

Hi Grant,

To the best of my memory it was the Skyscraper period..
It was definately on this site at one stage.. It freaked
me out seeeing Hey Hey on the army..

[Dan]

Hi Guys,

I can't see it on youtube.:(

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
The Reds let you guys have the Third Game.:D

The Queenslanders were dropping like flies. Dallas Johnston was in Disneyland. Made me dizzy. :eek:

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Hi Grant,

To the best of my memory it was the Skyscraper period..
It was definately on this site at one stage.. It freaked
me out seeeing Hey Hey on the army..

Yeah, if he was on the show it would've been Skyscraper, it would seem logical. Never knew that Dave was on the show. What was he actually doing on the show? Was Molly giving him a rap? He probably had a stiffy going there. :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
The Queenslanders were dropping like flies. Dallas Johnston was in Disneyland. Made me dizzy. :eek:

Two out of Three ain't Bad.:)

[Dan]

Great Win over The Dragon's.The Warriors are back again.:)

Good to see Them keep playing to the end and not fucking around.

[Grant]

Beautiful win by the Swans. We've got alot of catching up to do now.

[shaggydoo]

I have only a vague memory of Dave being on Hey Hey as I was sick that particular night.

It was 1988, and iIt was the Skyscraper tour.

I remember being surprised Dave was on Hey Hey as I hadn't seen ANY promo's advising he was gonna be on. Not one!

I didn't see the whole show, but I think he only appeared as a judge on the RED FACES segment and did not perform.

I do not remember him talking AT ALL! Very odd!

Rather disappointing really, but Dave was AWESOME at both performances that year at the National Tennis Centre (now Rod Laver Arena) in Melbourne, and the sound there was excellent. Took my sister and two nieces on the second night... they were not fans before, but have been ever since!

BTW "Carn the Hawks!"

[Dan]

Thank you to The Storm for beating the Knights.:)

Top 8.:)

[Grant]

You got something against NSW, Dan?

If it's not the Warriors or the bloody Queenslanders you're going for, it's the Melbournians. ;)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
You got something against NSW, Dan?

If it's not the Warriors or the bloody Queenslanders you're going for, it's the Melbournians. ;)

Nothing against NSW,Grant.:)

Been a Fan of The Red's from way back.

Melbourne has two great teams in AFL and NRL.

BTW....Go The Warriors.:)

[Dan]

Maybe We should change this thread to The Aussie and kiwi Sports Thread?

[Grant]

Yes, and thus we can discuss Lawn Bowls as a sport. :)

You guys hear about Warwick Capper is running for Mayor at the Gold Coast. Poor Gold Coast. lol

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Yes, and thus we can discuss Lawn Bowls as a sport. :)

You guys hear about Warwick Capper is running for Mayor at the Gold Coast. Poor Gold Coast. lol

LOL @ The Lawn Bowls.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
LOL @ The Lawn Bowls.

:rockit2: :gulp:

http://www.geocities.com/cfullerton/onlbc/bowlgrpalt.jpg

[BOMBER]

Hey guys,hope all is good.
I fucking miss this thread a shitload and wish I could still post but I can't get on at work anymore.

I'm still fucking stunned about Sheeds,board has to go.
We will make the 8.

Hoping Geelong fall in a hole come September,it would be fucking funny.

[Grant]

Originally posted by BOMBER
I'm still fucking stunned about Sheeds,board has to go.
We will make the 8.

20 years as coach is a long time, and he's ousting was an injustice to the great man for all the contributions he's done for the club. From his interviews he really looks bummed about the whole thing. At least it will fire up the Bombers to play even harder for his sake.

Good to see ya around, mate.

[Dan]

Go The Fucking Warriors.:D

[Grant]

Go the RED & WHITE - Swans and the Dragons!

The Eels v Dogs game last night was thrilling...and the commentary hilarious! Rabs still can't his tongue around Fuifui Moimoi. lol

[Grant]

Hey Mark, do you listen to 101.7 WS-FM at all? At work here we gave the radio station a change to them and last few days been hearing a bit VH news coming in. I just heard news report today commenting that Dave with VH will rejoining for North American tour in October, and a few days ago they played a snippet of 'Jump' in the background and they had Dave, Ed, and Alex's voices (no Mike) talking like from some sort of past interview (or perhaps recent?). Just thinking it's kinda cool to be hearing this on radio here instead of internet.

[Dan]

Can The Warriors Make The Top Four?

[Grant]

They will if they win, in which they should against the Panthers.

Dragons fought off the wooden spoon...aw-right! :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
They will if they win, in which they should against the Panthers.

Dragons fought off the wooden spoon...aw-right! :D

I Hope So,Grant.;)

The Dragons Came Back From The Bottom And Maybe Nexted Year They Will Be On Form Again.:D

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
The Dragons Came Back From The Bottom And Maybe Nexted Year They Will Be On Form Again.:D

Brownie will be there again and hopefully the young players will develop. That half back is becoming pretty good.

Oh yeah, and the headline in yesterday's paper - 'Joe. E Johns.' LOL

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant

Oh yeah, and the headline in yesterday's paper - 'Joe. E Johns.' LOL

Smells Like Bullshit to Me.

[Grant]

Me thinks Melbourne is gonna walk away with the premiership this year (NRL), although would be cool to see an Parramatta v Manly final - 80s return.:cool:

[Dan]

Money Is On Manly.:)

[SweetSecrets]

Well without Carlton in the game, GOOD ONYA GEELONG!

[SweetSecrets]

Hey wait a minute...you guys better not be talking butt sniffers. I created this thread years ago as Aussie Rules!

Whats up with that?

Heheh ;)

[Grant]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Hey wait a minute...you guys better not be talking butt sniffers. I created this thread years ago as Aussie Rules!

Whats up with that?

Heheh ;)

Well - technically - there's many versions of "football" in Australia. We were just purely exploiting that loophole. :D

Great win by Geelong! Will be barracking for them next weekend.

Superb win by Melbourne! They deserved it, and Matt King's (aka Side Show Bob) last minute try just won me $50. :)

BRING ON GRAND FINAL LONG WEEKEND!!! (Sorry other states!)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Dan
Money Is On Manly.:)

Go Manly.:D

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
Go Manly.:D

Go Storm!

Eat shit, Fatty (Vautin). :D

[Dan]

Should Be A Great Grand Final.

[Grant]

The best 2 teams all year squaring it off. It'll come down to who wants it more.

I'm backing the Storm because I thought they were unlucky last year. Alot of the people, and the media, are drumming the notion that everyone in NSW must go for Manly. Fuck that!

[Dan]

Manly By 12 Points.

They Are Going To Be Too Big,Too Strong This Grand Final.:D

[Grant]

I'll say Melbourne by 7 points.

[Dan]

WTF?

What Happened To Manly?

The Storm Pissed All Over Manly And Came Up With The Goods.

Bring On 08.


BTW...If I Make It To Sydney One Day I Owe You A Beer Or Two,Grant.:D

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
WTF?

What Happened To Manly?

The Storm Pissed All Over Manly And Came Up With The Goods.

Bring On 08.


BTW...If I Make It To Sydney One Day I Owe You A Beer Or Two,Grant.:D

Beats me, mate.

Manly certainly were shithouse...and then one of the media guys filmed one of the Manly players with his donga hangin' out in the shower lol. I didn't think the Storm would smash 'em by that much.

I think I'll have to take ya up on that beer. :)

BTW, what's going on in the Tri-Nations? ;)

[Dan]

I Know The Junior Kiwis Beat The Junior kangaroos 24-22.

[Grant]

Our young ones were probably hungover. Too much Reg Reagan influence. ;)

[Dan]

Grant,I Feel Bad.I Have Never Given You A Vote Yet.:)

[Grant]

Cheers big-ears! :) Pretty sure I've given you a 5-er, yep I did.

So what's gonna become of this thread for the next 6 months? :(

[Dan]

Put On Hold While We Hit The Beach,Drink Beer And Work On Our Tans.:)

[Grant]

And working on our ways to get laid. :cool:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
And working on our ways to get laid. :cool:

Amen.:D

[Dan]

Holy Shit,58-0 To The Kangaroos.:(

What Does It Take To Beat The Roos?

Maybe Put A Team On The Field That Wants To Play?

Play With Pride Boys,Wear The Fern With Heart And Soul.

Grant,The Aussies Will Always Be A Step Ahead Of Us.

Time For A Drink Or Two.:D

[Grant]

Well, if it's any consolation Dan, Matty Johns was saying before the match that playing NZ on their turf is always tough gig, and even when the scoreline looks like a cake-walk for us, it's been a good test of metal for us.

Just don't remind me what happened to us 2 years ago. ;)

I'm up for a few drinks, and a sickie tomorrow. :cool:

[Dan]

Nice Way For The New Coach To Start Off His Job.:)

We As A Country Sometimes Dont Get It When It Cames To Playing The Aussies In Any Sports That We Play.We Need To Play Out Of Our Skins.Dont Think Just Cos You Have A Lead You Need To Sit On It.

Cheers Grant.:bottle:

[Grant]

Hello boys!

How's the sun-tans?

I forgot how much I miss this thread!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Hello boys!

How's the sun-tans?

I forgot how much I miss this thread!

Hi Grant,

Leather Brown On The Tan.:)

Beer Guts Still Needs Some Work.

Bring On The Football,Leauge And Lawn Bowls.

[Panamark]

G'day Guys !

Almost that time again :D
Cant wait !

Wonder if our other legendary mates will
return for the fun this year ?
I saw BOMBER posting not long ago..
Halen High ?? amongst some others.

CARN THE BLUES 2008 !!! :D

[Grant]

Go the Swannies, the Dragons (bloody deadbeats!), the Socceroos World Cup hopes (starts tonight against Qatar)...and I so wanna bang Chris Judd's missus! :)

BTW, I'm sure you've heard Wayne Carey got busted on the other side of the globe this time.

[Panamark]

Wayne Carey "The King"

They should rename him "Wayne King" ;)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wayne Carey "The King"

They should rename him "Wayne King" ;)

LOL!!! Kinda sad for him and his family (although entertaining for us) that his unfaithful shenanigans have made 20/01 countdowns. :D

[Panamark]

Fucking your best mate's wife in the dunny at a party
is bloody low as...... Granted it takes a wench to allow
penetration too, so the chick was a slut too, for doing that...

Lost all respect for him after that.. Shame as he was a
brilliant player at his peak..

Obviously you can be a total dick and a good player at the
same time...

[Grant]

Agreed. It was trash-talk sensationalism at it's finest. Gossip mags had cracked gold with that one. What a way to fuck up your marriage, mateship, image, and career legacy.

[Panamark]

I still reckon the "King" of sensationalism is Hopoate !!
I doubt anyone will ever beat that..
That event even created a new saying :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
I still reckon the "King" of sensationalism is Hopoate !!
I doubt anyone will ever beat that..
That event even created a new saying :D

Finger Licking Good.:)

[Dan]

Ok Boys,

The Warriors In The League,Or Top 4 Again.

The Demons Melbourne In AFL.14th Place Last Year But Look Out for A Great Start For 2008.

Lawn Bowls Who Knows.:)

[Panamark]

Lawn Bowls..

My Dad ! He's tearin it up all over Australia ;)
State Champ in Vic..

So we are making early season predictions.

AFL, its hard to see the Cats dropping away, but
those fuckers down in Geelong have been partying away
since that day (including the players) and if I could
ever predict the dreaded "premiership hangover" it
would be with those guys.. Eagles or Cats, and
maybe Swans.... Watch out for the mighty Blues,
they could make the finals for the first time in
a long time. I think even Bomber will agree with
that one...

NRL ??? Crikey thats tough.. I didnt think Melbourne
was gonna get where they did..
Sentimentally, The Rabbits or the Eels..
I wish the Eels would fuck of Dennis Fitzgerald.
He is a pokie leecher that couldnt give a fuck about the
football...

[Dan]

And The V8's Boys?

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
I still reckon the "King" of sensationalism is Hopoate !!
I doubt anyone will ever beat that..
That event even created a new saying :D

Can't argue you with that. :D
He became an international superstar, even the Yanks know who he is. I remember not long after that Hoppa incident happened I was on a contiki holiday in Queensland. One night in the pub there we were watching the league and started talking to a Victorian bloke about footy, and naturally he says he's an AFL guy. I asked him if he follows league, and he's says "no". I then asked him if he knows anything at all about league, and again he says "no". I then asked him if he's even heard of Andrew Johns - the greatest player in the world - and again he says "no". So, I then asked him about John Hopoate, and he goes "Oh yeah, I know that guy" and laughs. lol

It's too early for me to make predictions in either code. In the league though, I won't be at all surprised if the Bunnies up the tempo even better this year, and the Roosters should get into the Top 8 this season. Probably be another Broncos or Bulldogs year if they get back to their game. IMO, the Eels would do so much better without Tim Smith.

In the AFL, I wouldn't have the faintest clue who'd be hot the contender, I suppose Eagles is up for that one again. I hope that Swans players enrolled themselves into 'Barry Hall HALL' in the off-season for 2008 preparation.

Lawn Bowls? Maybe Little Johnny is out there on the pitch now. ;)

Don't follow the V8s.

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
The Warriors In The League,Or Top 4 Again.

Only providing you blokes got rid of that dreadful winger, or he's just so happened to dramatically improve his form. What happened to him anyway?

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wonder if our other legendary mates will
return for the fun this year ?
I saw BOMBER posting not long ago..

Spoke to Bomber not long ago and he told me he can get internet access at work (not at home though) but work has barred his access to the Army, probably because of raunchy material that is occasionally shown. Maybe I can try encourage him to make weekly trips on a Thursday / Friday to an internet cafe.

[Panamark]

Hope BOMBER finds a way ! Let him know we might be able
to hack their firewall, go out via a different port ;)

DTM, I stopped following the V8's when Dick Johnson retired. :)
I did get into it in the classic years.. I still watch Bathurst but
dont really know what the fuck is going down these days
in V8 world..

[Grant]

Will do. On second thought he probably would tell us that we've "hijacked" his beloved AFL thread with the bum-sniffing/finger up the arse sport. :)

[Panamark]

LOL ! Yeah you are probably right about old BOMBER,

I guess Im getting older, but I can pretty much get into
all forms of football now. Having an American wife has
taught me all about Gridiron, and I enjoy watching it.
(Both at College and NFL levels).

Something I noticed between our cultures and football,
we watch intensely as our games are so fast flowing in
comparison. In the US, I noticed (due to the NFL stoppages
every other minute) there is a lot more conversing between
everyone watching during the game.. I found that odd at first,

I'm so used to watching an AFL game thats going down to
the final seconds, having a mini heart attack and threatening
serious bodily harm to any fucker that should walk within 5 feet
of the TV, or attempt to communicate with me !! LOL :D

I had Rugby figured out in about 2 weeks after moving
to Sydney, which is funny as my Sydney mates took
about 2 years to figure out AFL.. hehheheh... Ah well..
Tis a complex set of rules we have created...

But the one form of football that I dont go out of my way
to watch is soccer. (Unless its world cup and Australia
are involved).

0-0 Draws... How fucking exciting is that shit ????

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[Dan]

Originally posted by Grant
Only providing you blokes got rid of that dreadful winger, or he's just so happened to dramatically improve his form. What happened to him anyway?

He's Still Playing,No Too Sure Who For.
Originally posted by Grant

Don't follow the V8s.

WTF?:D

I'm A Holden Man From Way Back.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark


DTM, I stopped following the V8's when Dick Johnson retired. :)
I did get into it in the classic years.. I still watch Bathurst but
dont really know what the fuck is going down these days
in V8 world..

Mark,The V8's Are Crazy.:)

Ford Vs Holden,What More Can You Say.

The Kiwi's Love The V8's Over Here.

Golden In The Back Of A Holden.:)

[Panamark]

Ya know whats funny Dan,
I used to go for the FORD's
the XT,XW,XY,XA,XB,XC
(Loved those cars, especially the
XW XY GT's and the Coupe XA-XC

But guess what I drive myself now...

A fookin Holden commodore !! LOL....

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Ya know whats funny Dan,
I used to go for the FORD's
the XT,XW,XY,XA,XB,XC
(Loved those cars, especially the
XW XY GT's and the Coupe XA-XC

But guess what I drive myself now...

A fookin Holden commodore !! LOL....

LOL

Mark, 3.8 V6?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Dan
LOL

Mark, 3.8 V6?

You got it !

Apparently they are a Buick motor.
Actually its not a bad engine, good grunt
versus fuel consumption ratio..

But I wouldn't try dragging off a V8 version
at the lights :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
You got it !

Apparently they are a Buick motor.
Actually its not a bad engine, good grunt
versus fuel consumption ratio..

But I wouldn't try dragging off a V8 version
at the lights :)

Nice.Great Sound Too.

The 350 Chev Motors Sound So Good.

Never Go Back To A Ford Now,Mark.:)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Dan
He's Still Playing,No Too Sure Who For.

WTF?:D

I'm A Holden Man From Way Back.

Sorry man, I'm just not into any motorsports at all. Did get to catch the Formula One though in Melbourne a few years back. Was bloody loud! :eek:

I know how that feels Mark. I started getting into AFL (just a little bit) back in 1996 when Swans were riding high under Tony 'Plugger' Lockett and League was up shitcreak with Super League. I didn't really start getting into it until about 2003 when saw Swans v Lions at SCG. I met Bomber round that time so I'm sure he's had some influence on me, and it was damn great when Swans won it in 2005. I was at the querters match against Geelong when Nick Davis kicked the last goal in dying seconds and the place went ballistic. Also lot of my mates have been turned onto to it to so we always catch many of the games out at Homebush nowadays. I do admit though that AFL crowds are more hardcore than NRL ones from my experience...unless you're troubles Bulldogs supporter who lives out in Punchbowl. ;)

In regards to soccer, I grew playing the game but don't watch it that much anymore unless of course World Cups and maybe Euro championships or FA Cup finals if I'm up late enough. I'm first and foremost brought up on League so I guess that's where my heart lies. Union I give it a watch only during the World Cups. NFL I suppose I would need to watch it live to really get into. I think that's the same with nearly every sport.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Grant
I was at the querters match against Geelong when Nick Davis kicked the last goal in dying seconds and the place went ballistic.

Well guess what, myself and the thread starter (my wife)
was also at that game at the good old SCG..
Incredible wasnt it !!

So thats one event we know where we were both at the same
place.. Where were you sitting, would be funny if we
were right near you.....

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
Well guess what, myself and the thread starter (my wife)
was also at that game at the good old SCG..
Incredible wasnt it !!

So thats one event we know where we were both at the same
place.. Where were you sitting, would be funny if we
were right near you.....

Cool bananas! Yeah, I remember Sweet Secrets. Hope she's doing well and fully adjusted into Australian life. :)

I was seated possibly in the worst position available, basically in GA area right back under the upper concrete stands. You know usually near where the cricket fanatics usually are located directly opposite the Members Stand. I was doing alot of shuffling around that night to get a good clear view.

I cite that game as the 2nd best sporting moment I've witnessed live - right behind our World Cup qualifier win against Uruguay. Bomber came up for that game too. It was the first time he'd been to Sydney.

[Panamark]

Well there ya go, I now know I've been to an Aussie Rules
game with you and Bomber there..

We were Directly behind the goals at the Randwick end,
right next to the umpires race. My mate who was with
us that night has the loudest screaming voice you have
ever heard, and he literally leaned over the race and
screamed some expletive ridden outburst right in the
umpires face.. lol.... I reckon the Ump would have copped
some spitballs we were so close to him..
If you remember at half time the umpires had been
giving Geelong some gimmes that were questionable..

Huh ! Good one :)

[Panamark]

P.S. SweetSecrets is going great thanks, she is teaching fulltime
has a new car, about to pickup a puppie and even has the
odd syllable sound Aussie when she talks now :)

She is a big Carlton fan like her husband now !

[Grant]

Actually, Bomber only came up Sydney for the soccer WC Qualifier.

I know in that Geelong game I was extremely pissed off and frustrated but mainly at own our players not putting easy kicks away for goals, but I'm sure the umpires were part of my abuse too lol.

Good stuff! Congrats Mark and SS! :)

[Panamark]

Well I wasnt at Soccer, hey was it you Grant that was at the Motley
Crue concert out at Homebush ??

[Grant]

Yeah mate, I was at the Crue. Cool show! I was seated (or standing) on upper left-side stage. Liked the hot nurses they brought out during Dr Feelgood...and the tit-flashing requests by Tommy Lee. I was so glad Lemmy was the opening act, he's still looks on top of his game. Also saw the Foo Fighters the night before, same place.

You went there too, right? (Crue show)

[Panamark]

Yeah I was..

Seems we have nearly run into each other a few times ! lol...

[Grant]

For sure lol. I would've been wearing my EVH shirt '84 period at the Crue. You don't see too many of them floatin' around at the gigs.

[Grant]

BTW, mate, you've just reminded me to contact Ticketek. I'm due to see Velvet Revolver at The Enmore sometime this month but sure when (I think it's supposed to be on a Saturday night). They postponed their December gig but I never recorded the new date down. Cheers!

[Panamark]

You sure they are coming still ?

[Grant]

So far as I can say, they are. The gigs (2) are on this weekend.

I caught the Adelaide v Collingwood match on the weekend. It was played on Dubai. Good to see the Crows smashin' them.

[Panamark]

Where did you catch that ? On foxtel ?
I didnt realize they were showing these games.
I better check the EPG for this weekend..

Have fun at the Gig mate !

We wont be there as our new arrival is imminent
(a puppy we have been waiting to pickup)

[Grant]

Nah, wasn't Foxtel it was normal telly. It was on whatever channel that Crime Investigation Australia program is on because it came on straight after that which was about 2am on the Sunday morning. Nathan Buckley was one of the commentators. It was pretty amusing to hear him admit that his team is playing shithouse. :D

Cheers mate! I'll need to give the Libertad album a bit more of a listen, I haven't familiarised myself with the songs yet.

Good stuff! Enjoy the new bundle! :)

[Grant]

Originally posted by Panamark
You sure they are coming still ?

I just found out today it's cancelled. Bugger! Oh well, at least get my money back, I need it at this stage.

[Panamark]

Doesn't surprise me as I have heard nothing about it at all..

You would think there would be some media, its not like its
a Sammy Hagar gig ??

Hope it wasnt poor ticket sales. Otherwise they may not come
back.

[Grant]

Scott Weiland is back in rehab, that's why it's off again. Doesn't surprise me considering his half-arsed renditions of 'Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love' and the newly worded Van Hagar tune 'Round And Round' lol. There's no suggestion so far that they'll return.

[Panamark]

I gotta admit I lost a lot of respect for many musicians
out of that band. Van Halen are undoubtedly pioneers and
worthy to exist in the same sentence as Led Zep and Black Sabbath.

VR just "went through the moves" in that tribute.
Granted, looking at "THE OTHER HALF" probably wasnt
too inspirational, but I swear I can play ATBL after 2 bottles
of Jim Beam better than what those fuckers did..
They were sloppier than a 50 year old whore up the cross...

They should have been honoured to represent Halen and
do it with feeling..

Sorry mate, love ya in a blokey way, but even Slash
fell down some pegs for me that night..

[Grant]

I agree with you entirely mate, and to be honest I'm not that into VR for you to apologise over it lol. Actually, I only bought both VR albums recently and have very rarely listened to it. They're a good act live and that's why wanted to catch them again, I saw them on the first tour. When I first heard the idea at the time that they were the ones doing the tribute to Van Halen at the RNRHOF last year, I thought it was a great idea - it was certainly better than having Kid Rock. But they did indeed fucked it up, it was SO painful to watch!

[Grant]

You blokes see the interview with Wally Lewis on ACA last night? Pretty amazing I must admit, the guy apparently was PLAYING with epilepsy towards the end of his career. Such a story would've been more suitable on Enough Rope than irritating current affairs programs.

Other than that, been missing much of the NAB Cup. Saw highlights of the Swans losing out to the Hawks by 2 points.

[Panamark]

I am avoiding the NAB cup.. Its a curse for Carlton.
Whenever we win the fucker we have a shitty season... lol....