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FORD
02-17-2004, 09:33 AM
Lost Woman Causes Quite The Stir At B.C. Border

February 16, 2004

http://www.komotv.com/stories/29831.htm

BLAINE - Two cities with identical names and an old grenade left in a glove compartment combined to cause quite the commotion at the U.S.-Canadian border at Blaine Monday afternoon.

A 28-year-old woman from Houston, whose husband is in the Army stationed at Fort Lewis, got in her husband's SUV at the base near Tacoma to head to Vancouver, Washington -- about 2 1/2 hours south of the base.

Unfortunately, she somehow began heading north on I-5 following the freeway signs to Vancouver -- B.C., apparently not noticing the 'B.C.' or unaware of what it stood for.

She didn't figure out she was going the wrong way until she reached the Canadian border. There, she had no choice but to drive through Canadian Customs. An officer searched her car and found what looked like a grenade in her glove compartment.

They immediately closed down the border in both directions and rerouted traffic to the Pacific Highway crossing while explosives teams were called in.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Tim Sheilds says the object found was in fact a real grenade and that the woman appeared quite shaken by the incident, noting that it's likely she didn't know the grenade was in the car.

The woman was turned over to Canadian immigration authorities but no charges were expected, and the woman was returned back to the United States Monday afternoon, said Canadian customs spokeswoman Paula Shore.

The border reopened around 2:30 p.m. and presumably, the woman will soon begin the now 4 1/2-hour drive south to the Washington version of Vancouver.

BigBadBrian
02-17-2004, 04:29 PM
Anything to shed a negative light on our military people and their dependents, huh FORD? Are you so distraught over the plight of Howie Dean that you resort to posting stuff like this?

Dr. Love
02-17-2004, 04:49 PM
I'm curious why there was a grenade in her glovebox that she didn't know about.

Have some questions about the husband's intentions.

BigBadBrian
02-17-2004, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
I'm curious why there was a grenade in her glovebox that she didn't know about.

Have some questions about the husband's intentions.


He was a BCE operative on his way to FORD's house. They found out where he lives by hacking his computer. :D :D

FORD
02-17-2004, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Anything to shed a negative light on our military people and their dependents, huh FORD? Are you so distraught over the plight of Howie Dean that you resort to posting stuff like this?

Blow it out your ass. The lady's obviously stupid if she can't read "north" and "south" on a goddamn freeway sign. And there are signs on I-5 around here about every 1/2 mile or less, since it's the core of the population density for this state.

Her stupidity has nothing at all to do with what her husband does for a living, though his own thought process might also be called into question for a) carrying live grenades in a civilian vehicle and b) not bothering to tell his wife about it.

However, spinning that into a "negative light on our military" is so ridiculously out of bounds you could write for FAUX News :rolleyes:

BigBadBrian
02-17-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Blow it out your ass. The lady's obviously stupid if she can't read "north" and "south" on a goddamn freeway sign. And there are signs on I-5 around here about every 1/2 mile or less, since it's the core of the population density for this state.

Her stupidity has nothing at all to do with what her husband does for a living, though his own thought process might also be called into question for a) carrying live grenades in a civilian vehicle and b) not bothering to tell his wife about it.

However, spinning that into a "negative light on our military" is so ridiculously out of bounds you could write for FAUX News :rolleyes:

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Rubnose
02-17-2004, 10:30 PM
(THE REAL STORY)

BLAINE - Two cities with identical names and a hoagie left in a glove compartment combined to cause quite the commotion at the U.S.-Canadian border at Blaine Monday afternoon.

A 40 something year old liberal closet homosexual from Who Gives A Shit, whose soulmate is a hair dresser stationed in Greenwich Village NYC, got in her sugardaddies SUV at a leather store near Tacoma to head to Vancouver, Washington -- about 2 1/2 hours south of the gay dictrict.

Unfortunately, she somehow began heading north on I-5 following the freeway signs to Atkins Diet., apparently not noticing the word Diet or unaware of what it stood for.

She didn't figure out she was going the wrong way until she reached the Canadian border. There, she had no choice but to drive through Canadian Customs. An officer searched her car and found what looked like a 3-foot hoagie in her glove compartment.

They immediately closed down the border in both directions and rerouted traffic to the Pacific Highway crossing while Richard Simmons associates were called in.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Tim Sheilds says the object found was in fact a real Subway foot long BMT and that the shemale appeared quite shaken by the incident, noting that it's likely it didn't know the sandwich was in the car.

The poor excuse for a Dean supporter was turned over to Canadian immigration authorities but no charges were expected, and the anti American rhetoric babbling buffet frequenter was returned back to the United States Monday afternoon, said Canadian customs spokeswoman Paula Shore.

The border reopened around 2:30 p.m. and presumably, the mental patient will soon begin the now 4 1/2-hour drive south to the Washington version of Vancouver.

FORD
02-18-2004, 12:04 AM
I think somebody's spending too much time at the "Pornolizer" website :rolleyes:

Viking
02-18-2004, 12:19 AM
I gotta agree with FORD on this one. (Hey, it happens. :rolleyes: )

1) What was her husband doing, stowing live ordinance in his glove compartment to begin with? He's gonna be in a trench full of dogshit with his C.O.

2) When you're in terra incognita, the smart thing to do is at least get a fuckin' map, unless you're some sort of fuckin' hybrid carrier pigeon. Broads like that scare me - they're driving the same roads I am, and are usually one step removed from a fuck-up that earns them a Darwin Award candidacy.