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  • academic punk
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    • Dec 2004
    • 4436

    Gay Penguins

    And, no, I'm not talking about lesbian nuns...

    anyhoo, discuss freely...Warham, don't get too turned on by this, y'hear?

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    Gay rights activists have protested at a north German zoo's plans to test the sexual orientation of six male penguins which have displayed homosexual traits.
    Bremerhaven's Zoo am Meer said it would introduce four extra female penguins from Sweden to the group to see if the males really were gay.

    But zoo director Heike Kueck said "gay groups worldwide have been cursing us since that announcement".

    The zoo says it just wants to encourage the rare Humboldt penguins to breed.

    The males have been observed trying to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.

    "We don't know whether the three male pairs are really homosexual or whether they have just bonded because of a shortage of females," said Mrs Kueck, quoted by Germany's Der Spiegel news magazine.

    Gay groups insisted that penguins had a right to form couples without human interference, she said.

    "Nobody here wants to forcibly separate homosexual couples," she said.

    Only one baby Humboldt penguin has been born at the zoo, which has six males and four females, Der Spiegel reports.
  • JCOOK

    #2
    "Holy Fucking Faggots Batman!"

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12707

      #3
      Were they doing it in public? I'm an animals rights activist, but if they did, THEY-SHOULD-BE-SHOT! That's not something that little girls should see. Then they get excited, grow up and then tell their boyfriends they should do a threesome with another man, because they get excited when they see a man screwing another.

      Not that that has happened to me. Anyway, I dumped her right away.

      SHOOT THE FUCKING PENGUINS!

      Cheers! :bottle:

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      • academic punk
        Full Member Status

        • Dec 2004
        • 4436

        #4
        Yeah! And what about that new book, "Heather has Two Male Homosexual Penguins?"

        Kids shouldn't read that! What the hell has happened to the moral values of this country and its penguins since Bush became president, anyway?

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        • Anonymous
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 12707

          #5
          I HATE gay penguins. Shoot Heather, too. And Bush, while you're at it. No, wait. I'm against killing irrational creatures. Just shoot Heather and the fucking gay penguins.

          Cheers! :bottle:

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          • academic punk
            Full Member Status

            • Dec 2004
            • 4436

            #6
            Shoot the penguins??!? Why would you want to maim Opus and his new friend???

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12707

              #7
              First, because I've got nothing better to do. Second... Wait a minute, Opus? You mean, like Opus Gay?

              Just shoot the damn fucking thing!

              Gay Penguins

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58754

                #8
                if the Swedish Penguin Bikini Team can't turn 'em on, they're queer.

                Fashionable though - they're always dressed right for any formal occasion.

                This subject was first covered on the Daily Show a couple of months ago.

                Video can be found here
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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12707

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  Fashionable though - they're always dressed right for any formal occasion.
                  'Course they are! They're gay, for Chrissakes!

                  Gay Penguins

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                  • academic punk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Dec 2004
                    • 4436

                    #10
                    Lovely...the Daily Show...the FAKE news...beat the BBC to the story.

                    Fuck, that's scary...

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                    • academic punk
                      Full Member Status

                      • Dec 2004
                      • 4436

                      #11
                      This actually does raise a political question though...is being gay a choice, or are you (meaning YOU, Mary Cheney) born that way?

                      if so, are you a sinner?

                      if not, then how far off-base is, say, the Pope?

                      If...ah, forget it...i'm not gonna get worked up about a bunch of queer birds that can't even fucking fly...

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                      • ODShowtime
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5812

                        #12
                        Re: Gay Penguins

                        Originally posted by academic punk
                        The zoo says it just wants to encourage the rare Humboldt penguins to breed.

                        The males have been observed trying to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.
                        This is clearly a case of instinctual behavior and a zoo trying to propogate the species. The 'groups' that are raising a stink should shut the fuck up.
                        gnaw on it

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                        • JCOOK

                          #13
                          We need a costitutional ban on gay penguins before they start trying to marry...

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12707

                            #14
                            I can suffer gay men. They just leave more women for us, normal people. But gay penguins? I have no interest in female penguins, so of what use are they?

                            You know what to do.

                            Cheers! :bottle:

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                            • ODShowtime
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5812

                              #15
                              come on guys, this is a serious subject
                              gnaw on it

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