Friends, the Army is full of many characters. Some of high stock such as the Finish phenomenon Golden Awe and our future leader Mr. Grimsdale. But, I must confess, that I have been recently awed and inspired by a young up and comer by the name of Jesterstar. His fabulous threads on the Illuminati, Country Music mind control have enlightened me to the dangers that lurk in the shadows of the world wide web. Despite this, though, there are envious fools who seek to destroy Jester and his word of peace. I will not stand for this. Jester’s genius has been sanctioned by the great Hitch! When the Dump finally lays waste to globe, Jesterstar will be responsible for populating the Western Hemisphere with his seed. It is your women he will copulate with. If you do not Repent now and except his global ownership of all, they will not know the orgasmic power of Jester. Repent now and avoid the wrath of fellow Dump enthusiasts like myself.
I am a patient governor.
I am a patient governor.
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