My new lyrics for 'Summer Nights' from 5150

[Romeo's Delight]

Hiya fellow soldiers, I wanted to share a re-write of this awfull poppy tune we did with a friend and fellow die-hard DLR-CVH fan.
Sorry for any defects, but wanted to share the rough draft so here it goes


Ain't no way we're selling seats tonight
Our music sucks and the band is going down
The fans rather hang out by the parking lots
Checkin' out the ho's and smoking pot.

Yeah they hate, when me and the boys
play crappy music that blows
we cover seats that aren't sold
and bring the sheep to the fold.

Chorus Crappy shows at the concert hall
shit we don't listen, don't cha know
We really suck when Dave's not here
Crappy shows that don't even sell beer.

We've made it thru the set
But Eddie's wasted on liquor and reds
Alex's bitchin' about his many ex's
specially the one he caught with Dave in bed.

I have a tune, it's about love
we'll cheese it up
It's guaranteed to blow

Yeah, the sheep are flockin' up tonight
Oh yeah, uh oh, oh yeah

Chorus Crappy shows at the concert hall
shit we don't listen, don't cha know
We really suck when Dave's not here
Crappy shows that don't even sell beer.

[Mezro]

You know what the sounds of silence mean right?

Mezro...and don't say Simon & Garfuckel...

[cwsmith17]

How long did it take you to re-write the lyrics?

[cwsmith17]

I don't even know more than 3 Hagar songs!!!!

[Anonymous]

I'm sure this is incredibly funny. I mean it IS funny in it's own right, in a kind of hate poem to Van Hagar, but the problem is, very few people here know the original lyrics. Or even the music, for that matter.

Anyway, nice effort man. Nice effort.

Cheers! :bottle:

[JCOOK]

I liked to be informed on things I hate. That way I can debate why I hate them.I do know every word to every van cheesegar song....except the best of both turds release, which Irefused to partake of.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by JCOOK
I liked to be informed on things I hate. That way I can debate why I hate them.I do know every word to every van cheesegar song....except the best of both turds release, which Irefused to partake of.

I do the same. Trouble is, I don't hate Van Hagar. I just don't have any interest in it whatsoever. It has actually prevented me from enjoying the Dave era sooner - I thought it was the same shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

[JCOOK]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I do the same. Trouble is, I don't hate Van Hagar. I just don't have any interest in it whatsoever. It has actually prevented me from enjoying the Dave era sooner - I thought it was the same shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm one of the ARMY members who was brought up on the REAL THING. So when this bag of shit was thrown at us I figured learn about it so you can KILL IT!

[Romeo's Delight]

You guys need to lighten up a little, just a little to uptight.......




Maybe my sweet goomar can help you out

[Carmine]

She's Hot, Romeo!

Your lady???

[Romeo's Delight]

Yeah Carm, she's 21 and legal buddy, and best of all she loves classic VH.
We spend many hot nights listening to Fair Warning, she loves the tune Dirty Movies

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Romeo's Delight
You guys need to lighten up a little, just a little to uptight.......




Maybe my sweet goomar can help you out

Bee-autiful ass...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Romeo's Delight
Yeah Carm, she's 21 and legal buddy, and best of all she loves classic VH.
We spend many hot nights listening to Fair Warning, she loves the tune Dirty Movies

Well good for you Bro! Great a.., I mean uhhh white pants!