Letting Sam back into Van Halen is like letting your dog eat it's own vomit

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797
    #1

    Letting Sam back into Van Halen is like letting your dog eat it's own vomit

    We all know dogs do some nasty shit like after they puke, they tend to eat their own vomit. They also seem to like to chew on used tampons and dirty diapers. When I think of these discusting dog acts, I can't help but think of Van Halen and Sammy Hagar.

    Van Halen puked him out once and ate him again. It seems like the Van Halen brothers and Mike love puke.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
    Tags: dog, eat, halen, letting, sam, van, vomit
    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12710
      #2
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      We all know dogs do some nasty shit like after they puke, they tend to eat their own vomit. They also seem to like to chew on used tampons and dirty diapers. When I think of these discusting dog acts, I can't help but think of Van Halen and Sammy Hagar.

      Van Halen puked him out once and ate him again. It seems like the Van Halen brothers and Mike love puke.
      Well, 5 stars for a sick and twisted post. A VERY sick post.

      Cheers! :bottle:

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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8946
          #3
          Who's gonna' bust-out "shiteater" first?

          Dadgummit, I just ruined that one.

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            • Triumph
              #4
              Re: Letting Sam back into Van Halen is like letting your dog eat it's own vomit

              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              We all know dogs do some nasty shit like after they puke, they tend to eat their own vomit. They also seem to like to chew on used tampons and dirty diapers. When I think of these discusting dog acts, I can't help but think of Van Halen and Sammy Hagar.

              Van Halen puked him out once and ate him again. It seems like the Van Halen brothers and Mike love puke.
              If it's worth eating once, it's worth eating twice.
              Eat it three times and you are Van Halen, for me to poop on.

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                • Sarge
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Feb 2003
                  • 5422
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  We all know dogs do some nasty shit like after they puke, they tend to eat their own vomit. They also seem to like to chew on used tampons and dirty diapers. When I think of these discusting dog acts, I can't help but think of Van Halen and Sammy Hagar.

                  Van Halen puked him out once and ate him again. It seems like the Van Halen brothers and Mike love puke.

                  Are you related to DickFace_McSlapnuts?
                  THat was an awesome post!
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                    • steve
                      Sniper
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 841
                      #6
                      "letting sammy hagar back into van halen is like putting poop back in the butt."

                      god bless dickface.

                      although, mezro is right on his tail with the poetry and all - that new post on the front page had me crying.

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