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  • Classic
    Groupie
    • Sep 2004
    • 88

    Is Finland a shithole?

    Greetings to both brother Jesterstar and the community as a whole.

    Well Jesterstar, in reference to your introductory posting of Saturday - March 05, 2005 - at 12:53 PM,
    I must confess that you have raised a legitimate question: is Finland CrapLand? I've noticed that Golden AWe and other fellows are giving mainly negative and wrong impression of Finland, so I thought that I should show our actual positive contribution to the world.

    Please enjoy!



    TOM OF FINLAND was born Touko Laaksonen in 1920 in the village of
    Kaarina, Finland. At the age of nineteen, he moved to Helsinki to attend art
    college and, for his own personal enjoyment, created his first homoerotic
    drawings.

    Following his release from the army after World War II, Touko began to work
    in advertising. He continued to draw his fantasies and, urged by close
    friends, submitted them to the American bodybuilding magazine Physique
    Pictorial. Because of the conservative social climate in 1957, he chose to be
    published under the pseudonym "Tom of Finland."

    In 1991, he was featured in the film documentary Daddy and the Muscle
    Academy - The Art, Life, and Times of Tom of Finland. Later that year, he
    died of complications from emphysema.

    Permanent Collections

    Los Angeles County Museum of Art, Los Angeles, California
    San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, San Francisco, California
    Helsinki Museum of Contemporary Art, Helsinki, Finland
    Turku Town Hall, Turku, Finland


    Many Finnish lumberjacks emigrated to the U.S. (especially Minnesota) and to Canada in the early 1900's and of course brought their manly culture with them to stay.
    - http://www.genealogia.fi/place/groupmie.htm


    This one surely reminds all present and former military members of their conscript days. In Finland, all male citizens between the ages of 18 and 60 are under obligation to carry out military service. The conscripts serve either a period of twelve (12), nine (9) or six (6) months. Each year more than 80% of those called up complete their national service. An essential part of national service is military training of reservists. In accordance with a law passed in 1995, it is possible for women to volunteer for military service, and 400-500 women do so annually. The reductions in the Defence Forces wartime strength will be continued, bringing the maximum strength down to 350,000 men by the end of 2008.
    - http://virtual.finland.fi/finfo/english/security.html


    Tom of Finland was an officer in the Finnish army during the WW2, he surely got many memories to share from those days...


    Sarge


    The Finnish navy provides a way to the young conscripts to gather many new international experiences during joint exercises with the NATO countries.
    - http://www.mil.fi/perustietoa/julkai.../chapter_6.dsp


    Finnish sailors are highly valued for their high standard of training and inborn characteristics, so they are warmly welcomed to every port in the world.
  • Classic
    Groupie
    • Sep 2004
    • 88

    #2

    NOKIA, the best known Finnish company, started as a factory making rubber boots in the 1800s. However, the Finnish leather products are also widely known in the international market.


    It's a myth that the majority of Finns have blonde hair and blue eyes – even the Nazis regarded Finns as not Aryans.


    Literacy in Finland: according to the PISA 2000 study Finns were the best readers in the world.
    - http://www.edu.fi/english/txtpageLas...71,36263,36268


    Finns are known to drink heavily and behave violently. The alcohol consumption per capita is in Finland one of the lowest in Europe. However, even that is 9 litres of pure alcohol per every living person (from infants to elderly) a year... By the way, Elvis never visited Finland.


    The Finnish bar culture is rather practical: “The interior decoration is probably anything but ambitious: in fact, a beer tap, counter, some posters, and a couple of old chairs - and, of course, the more or less drunk bar flies - are the most important characteristics of a Finnish bar. In the last few years, however, international trends have made their way to the bar culture in Helsinki. New bar owners seem to be more ambitious than their older colleagues.”
    - http://www.aktivist.fi/inenglish/b.html


    In the 1990s, there were perhaps up to 2,000 construction workers posted from Finland to Germany, but as Finnish construction workers have become more expensive, only a few individuals with high expertise, assigned to special tasks, have been posted in recent years.
    - http://www.eiro.eurofound.eu.int/200...i0306204t.html


    “When reflectors were installed along certain curves of Finnish highways, it will no longer be surprising to learn that the marked curves resulted in higher night time driving speeds. However, accidents along the curved stretches of highway not only did not go down, they may have gone up slightly.”
    - http://i2i.org/article.aspx?ID=602

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    • Classic
      Groupie
      • Sep 2004
      • 88

      #3

      It’s a tradition to cut your own Christmas tree.


      One of the best ways to travel to and from Finland is by sea. The boats to Sweden, in particular, are giant, multi-story floating palaces and department stores, with cheap prices subsidized by sales of tax-free booze: a return trip to Stockholm including a cabin for up to four people can go as low as 50€. If travelling by Interrail, you can get 50% off deck fares. - http://wikitravel.org/en/Finland


      “Finnish police solve more crimes with DNA samples.”
      Under a new law, the Finnish police are allowed to take DNA samples from those
      suspected of crimes that are punished with a minimum of six months in jail.
      - Nordic Business Report, May 10, 2004.


      Recently the priorities have been set straight regarding the cooperation between Latvian and Finnish police administrations, rescue services and prison administrations.
      - http://www.am.gov.lv/en/policy/bilat.../4542/Finland/


      The Finnish sea gulls are notorious wanderers. For example, the little gull's main breeding area extends from Finland east into Asia.
      - http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~insrisg...09Seagulls.htm


      Finns like to bathe nude in the sauna…


      …but will be respectful of differing cultural habits.


      The use of condoms has increased in Finland since the 1960s when it was relatively rare even among adults.
      - Kontula and Haavio-Mannila, 1995.

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      • flappo
        Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 8200

        #4
        hahah , holyshit

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #5
          Nice thread. Except for the TOF pics...
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10714

            #6
            helsinki is hell...
            Roth Army Icon
            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • Coyote
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8185

              #7
              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
              helsinki is hell...
              You know that and I know that, but do the people in Helsinki know that? Noo...
              The arrogant cunts... Except the few people I know from there. All four of them...
              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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              • Classic
                Groupie
                • Sep 2004
                • 88

                #8
                Hellsinki Vampires Join Fanlist

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 34230

                  #9
                  hahahaah

                  what, me negative?

                  bwahahahah

                  i love funland...

                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • Golden AWe
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 34230

                    #10
                    join us!

                    Originally posted by Cato
                    Golden, why are you FAT?
                    Originally posted by lesfunk
                    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                    • Golden AWe
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 34230

                      #11
                      the finnish women...
                      Originally posted by Cato
                      Golden, why are you FAT?
                      Originally posted by lesfunk
                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                      • Classic
                        Groupie
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 88

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Golden AWe
                        hahahaah

                        what, me negative?
                        No, but I've noticed you have been too disrespectful towards the mattiandmervi!

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                        • Classic
                          Groupie
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 88

                          #13
                          Here's little something that's made headlines in the Finnish yellow press today: The Finnish Abu Ghraib -scandal... enjoy!

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                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 34230

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Classic
                            No, but I've noticed you have been too disrespectful towards the mattiandmervi!
                            NO!

                            I could never insult Matti!

                            haahhaha

                            Btw, I used to have a 7-minute videoclip from the norwegian TV, recorded in the beginning of 2004...his first interview there in 10 years or so, and the drunken ski jump-hero is making no sense whatsoever, singing karaoke at home while Mervi passes out...priceless.

                            Those military-pics are quite amazing...it seems I got to do nothing exciting during my service!
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                            • Classic
                              Groupie
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 88

                              #15
                              More

                              of the same

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