Welcome Mezro to The Web Team

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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5422

    Welcome Mezro to The Web Team

    Welcome Mezro as our final webmaster.
    His addition to the team is highly welcomed.

    I think we are all about to find out why he said this...

    "Since I was 12.. I have always carried 3 Magnum condoms in my wallet.... you just never know when you might get laid by three different women in one night"

    Welcome him to the team...

    Show him your appreciation..

    BREASTS,
    Sarge
    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
    The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

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  • ALinChainz
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12080

    #2
    Mezro's world ... we all just live in it.

    Congrats bro.

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12707

      #3
      Congratulations Mezro... Hopefully the women will arrive later.

      Cheers! :bottle:

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      • flappo
        Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 8013

        #4
        mezro=grate™

        he has the official hitchworld endorsement*

        *wtf that means

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          Congrats Mez.


          The keys to the executive washroom are on their way....
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Full Bug
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2915

            #6
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            Congrats Mez.
            The keys to the executive washroom are on their way....
            Really? The only keys I got around here when I was a mod were keys to the door.....
            Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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            • Northern Girl
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3955

              #7
              Re: Welcome Mezro to The Web Team

              Originally posted by Sarge
              Show him your appreciation..
              Let me count the ways!


              Congratulations, Mez !!
              Same ole song and dance...

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              • ThrillsNSpills
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6626

                #8
                Mez is a dude you don't have to tell to kick ass.
                You can count on it.
                Like the last rant with the picture of the Sam fan hugging his idol with stains on his ass.

                Priceless stuff man. congrats

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #9
                  I don't have the right words to express my current state of mind, so I'll just boil it down to this:

                  Congrats, Mezro!
                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • Mezro
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2004
                    • 4127

                    #10
                    Originally posted by flappo
                    mezro=grate™

                    he has the official hitchworld endorsement*

                    *wtf that means
                    flappo and all of hitchworld=grater than grate.

                    Mezro...hitchworld has the official Mezro endorsement...
                    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12179

                      #11
                      Top Job to a Top Brother.Roth on Mezro.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12968

                        #12
                        Hail Brother Mez!!!

                        STELLAR my brother!!!

                        You deserve it.

                        Cheers!!!

                        Your Friend,

                        Elder Maximus

                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • academic punk
                          Full Member Status

                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4436

                          #13
                          This is basically the Roth Army equivalent of being knighted by the Queen, huh? Pretty cool.

                          As Camilla Bowles might one day say as she taps you upon the head with her sword, "Arise, Sir Mezro".

                          Mazel Tov!

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                          • DavidLeeNatra
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10703

                            #14
                            congrats...bar is open and there is always the best place reserved for you...and some nice little waitress waiting...
                            Roth Army Icon
                            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                            • azcrdnal
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 660

                              #15
                              mez is the best man on this site.

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