How many Commandments have you broken?

[Figs]

How many o' these have y'all broken, weather you believe in this Shi'ite or not.... I'm not sure these are correct...

Put me down for 7

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1) I am the Lord thy God ... Thou shall have no other gods before me.
2) Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
3) Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
4) Honor thy father and thy mother
5) Thou shall not kill.
6) Thou shall not commit adultery.
7) Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
8) Thou shall not covert thy neighbor's house;
9) Thou shall not covert thy neighbor's wife,
10) ....nor anything that is thy neighbor's.

[Figs]

Hey I thought I checked off poll!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twonabomber]

nine.

and i'm pretty sure it's covet, not covert.

[Figs]

hey, that's right. well it was a copy/paste....

[Figs]

good score by the way!

[Reverberator]

478 or 479 .

Fucking the parrot on the T.V counts , doesn't it ?

[Figs]

absolutey

[LoungeMachine]

6 of 10

I guess that tips the scale towards "Burn in Hell you Sinner" for me....

[Figs]

only if you believe...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Figs
only if you believe...

I believe in Hell


I've been there.....








It's called Pittsburgh

[Roguesgirl]

Lets just say that I never killed anyone...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Lets just say that I never killed anyone...

Then you're one up on Laura Bush

[Roguesgirl]

Is the commandment only referring to killing humans?

I did put a fire cracker in a frog's mouth back in '76.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Lets just say that I never killed anyone...

same for me...think I got lost...and the devil-tattoo on my arm will not be the best key to heaven's door either...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by twonabomber
nine.

and i'm pretty sure it's covet, not covert.

I thought he meant convert...

It's funny how when Moses got these he was alone in the mountains.

Religion seems to be all about tradition.

Joseph Smith, who formed the mormon religion discovered tablets of gold in Egyptian while he was alone too. He translated them from ancient Egyptian in 1 day and created a religion before an angel conveniently took them back off him.

To any sane person this seems to be as fucking ludicrously weak as you get but maybe that's because this fantasy happened in the 1800s rather than 3000 years ago.

Mohammed was alone too when he was given his enlightenment from god. Funny that. Like how aliens are always interested in abducting people from the Midwest when no witnesses are around. Also that they only started doing this since the 1950s when sci fi films started. Funny that...

Jesus fucking Christ I've just realised I've only broken a couple of those 'commandments' although I'm not sure if syggesting a possible conservatory extension for my next door neighbor counts...